where the FUCK are all of the good men of the world? i have decided i am ready to jump back into the dating pool.

12/5/2008 1:33:14 AM

they are few and far between...

12/5/2008 1:33:55 AM

I am hard to find.

12/5/2008 1:34:20 AM

I am already taken.

12/5/2008 1:34:49 AM

you like what you like.


if you like douchebags, you're going to date douchebags. its simple as that.

12/5/2008 1:35:12 AM

12/5/2008 1:35:47 AM

this thread....is so wrong

12/5/2008 1:35:55 AM

I'm a good guy in my opinion. But I'm not tall and girls are shallow.

12/5/2008 1:36:41 AM

I'm a good guy in my opinion. But I hate everyone.

12/5/2008 1:37:07 AM

^^You just need to act tall bra.

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 1:37 AM. Reason : t]

12/5/2008 1:37:25 AM

^^soup nazi

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 1:37 AM. Reason : ^]

12/5/2008 1:37:45 AM

Uh... it's kinda hard to act tall.

12/5/2008 1:37:48 AM

NO SOUP FOR YOU!

12/5/2008 1:38:15 AM

how tall are ya?

12/5/2008 1:38:36 AM

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/5/2008 1:38:46 AM

What I mean is, you are aware of being short, which seems like it makes you insecure. Girls dont like insecure.

12/5/2008 1:39:08 AM

the same thing can be said about good girls...

12/5/2008 1:39:27 AM

seriously. i just can't find a good single man. the ONE guy i met who is even remotely cool and relationship material is married and i'm sooooo not into that.

12/5/2008 1:40:00 AM

most guys=dicks
most girls= bitches

12/5/2008 1:41:31 AM

I'm freshly out of a 4.5 year relationship...looking for a easy rebound

12/5/2008 1:41:52 AM

just put out until you find the right guy

12/5/2008 1:41:55 AM

^

and cool it with the makeup

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 1:43 AM. Reason : d]

12/5/2008 1:42:28 AM

5'6" I mean, I don't let it get to me all the time, but it's not really something I can ignore. It just sucks.

12/5/2008 1:43:11 AM

im only 4'11 but i own, and love it.

12/5/2008 1:43:43 AM

srsly?

12/5/2008 1:45:24 AM

Girls can get away with it though, although I'm sure that's not fun either.

12/5/2008 1:45:29 AM

short girls make for a difficult bwn.

12/5/2008 1:46:09 AM

^^im tiny


hence why i coudl pull off the oompa loompa so good. but its a secret so shh....

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 1:46 AM. Reason : .]

12/5/2008 1:46:10 AM

i saw this 4' 11" asian girl today at the bank.. probably vietnamese... but oh my god. i would have wrecked that shit.

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 1:47 AM. Reason : x]

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 1:48 AM. Reason : x]

12/5/2008 1:47:03 AM

4'11" girls=the shit. end of story.

12/5/2008 1:47:47 AM

you dont want a good man, you stupid stupid whore

you want someone who will force you to cook at the same time EVERY DAY and occasionally menace you with in implied threat of violence

thats the american way and theres no getting around it

12/5/2008 1:49:04 AM

Fermat much?

12/5/2008 1:50:34 AM

holy shit I'm a foot taller than you.

12/5/2008 1:51:37 AM

i was really good friends with a guy 2 feet taller than me about 2 yrs ago. that was interesting....

12/5/2008 1:52:17 AM

I don't use it as an excuse for anything, but when someone as successful as Katt Williams makes a remark about it in his stand-up, I think that gives it some credibility.

12/5/2008 1:54:36 AM

LOL wrong thread

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 2:01 AM. Reason : LOL]

12/5/2008 2:01:11 AM

im confused

12/5/2008 2:22:38 AM

We're hard to find, and we're harder to attract.

12/5/2008 2:22:58 AM

^^ bout what?

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 2:23 AM. Reason : ]

12/5/2008 2:23:10 AM

how katt williams got brought about and the wrong thread thingy.

12/5/2008 2:24:08 AM

^he's a midget

12/5/2008 2:27:14 AM

yo stoned, one of my best friends is like 5"7.5 and he would pull the most quality pussy over all of us back in the day (until he got fat) lol

it used to piss me off b/c he would take all the cute chicks away from us.

12/5/2008 9:17:06 AM

sup bitch

12/5/2008 9:17:43 AM

lawlz

all the good ones got fucked over by some dirty whore at some point and turned into bad ones

..or are married already

12/5/2008 9:18:12 AM

^agree

I think I'm destined to be single. guys hang out with me once and never call me again. I need a dating coach. I'm not doing something right.

12/5/2008 9:27:15 AM

Quote :

"all the good ones got fucked over by some dirty whore at some point and turned into bad ones"

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 9:28 AM. Reason : a]

12/5/2008 9:27:38 AM

^

man it has been a while since there was a thread made about good men or nice girls.

[Edited on December 5, 2008 at 9:31 AM. Reason : haha i was about to quote that same line.. but decided the arrow would do.]

12/5/2008 9:31:05 AM

Quote :

"I think I'm destined to be single. guys hang out with me once and never call me again. I need a dating coach. I'm not doing something right. "

maybe its ths dudes your going for?

12/5/2008 9:31:21 AM

they want nothing to do with girls who get their best friend's face pounded in

12/5/2008 9:31:32 AM

or that she obsesses over the being a virgin thing. i can only hope that you talk about it less in person than you do on the internet

12/5/2008 9:31:57 AM