So, some of you may have seen Burger King's new ad, featuring talk of a taste test for "Whopper virgins", or foreigners in a far away land and culture whom have never heard of hamburgers. Aside from the stupidity of this commercial stunt, it got me thinking....


....I'm a Whopper Virgin. I have never had a Whopper. Should I keep my Whopper virginity? Are you a Whopper virgin?

[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 11:07 AM. Reason : ]

12/8/2008 10:41:11 AM

the commercial concept: genius
this thread: not so much

12/8/2008 10:41:47 AM

whoppers are

12/8/2008 10:42:21 AM

Quote :

" SLOPPY WHOPPER WHORE"

12/8/2008 10:42:50 AM

Whoppers are

12/8/2008 10:42:57 AM

Chixen whoppers, however

12/8/2008 10:42:59 AM

^^^^^
this thread: genius
the commercial concept: not so much

[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 10:51 AM. Reason : fixed it]

12/8/2008 10:44:44 AM

whoppers cause fights between myself and my SO

12/8/2008 10:56:41 AM

WHOPPERS ARE

12/8/2008 11:13:38 AM

whoppers are meh

12/8/2008 11:13:55 AM

Whoppers are the shit. BK whoppers beat Hardees, Mickey D's, Wendy's and Jack in the Box.
You need to try one. The sloppier, the better.

12/8/2008 11:14:02 AM

I'm not a fan of fast food burgers, but if I had to choose, I'd pick the Whopper with mustard n cheez.

12/8/2008 11:18:01 AM

fuck burger king

on the rare occasion that i eat fast food, it's cookout or five guys all the way

12/8/2008 11:19:46 AM

I've got a whopper for you
you can dress it however you want

12/8/2008 11:20:30 AM

were you to compare the big four BIG chain burger joints around here (mcdonald's, burger king, wendy's, hardee's), i think order would be:

1.) hardee's
2.) burger king
3.) wendy's
4.) mcdonald's

hardee's thickburgers beat the crap out of the other three...bk's whopper is pretty good for what it is...wendy's has the value meal down (bacon cheeseburger with lettuce and tomato for $1 FTW), and mcdonald's just sucks donkey balls

12/8/2008 11:24:04 AM

mcdonalds actually sells pre-sucked donkey balls

...

they're called mcnuggets

12/8/2008 11:25:00 AM

I have never eaten a whopper or a thickburger.

12/8/2008 11:25:44 AM

12/8/2008 11:27:21 AM

^^^^ if we assume "around here" is around NC State, then Hardees has to drop to the bottom. Those fuckers on Avent Ferry take 30 minutes to make my burger and when I finally get it the shit is lukewarm at best. Don't think I've eaten at a hardees in at least a year b/c of that shit, and I actually like hardees food.


[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 11:28 AM. Reason : ^ holy shit. where can you get those things? I WANT]

12/8/2008 11:27:53 AM

Oh wait...I've never had a thickburger, so I can't say anything just yet.

12/8/2008 11:27:55 AM

THICK BURGERS FTMFW

HARDEES INABILITY TO BE FAST FTMFL

12/8/2008 11:29:53 AM

Not to mention when you eat a Thickburger, you have no desire to eat for a few days, Double Quarter Ponder w/ Cheese ftw...

12/8/2008 11:38:06 AM

I've never had a whopper or Big Mac.

I've really never liked having tomatoes, onions, and often not even lettuce on burgers, would these be worth getting without that stuff? I'm guessing "No."

[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 11:43 AM. Reason : hfds]

12/8/2008 11:42:49 AM

12/8/2008 11:50:33 AM

that commercial cracks me up because people who don't eat Whoppers are skinny and healthy and Americans who eat fast food are fat fucks

i bet most of you wish you would have kept your virginity. and I am proud to be a born again fast food virgin

[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 11:51 AM. Reason : ac]

12/8/2008 11:50:38 AM

I can't believe some people are seriously offended by these commercials.

Come on people, how can you complain about these individuals getting free food?

12/8/2008 12:10:22 PM

^fag

The Hardees burger rules above the Whopper. But it does suck that the one on Avent Ferry takes FOREVER. I think its quicker if you go inside instead of drivethru.

As far as McDonalds, they have some awesome Angus burgers, but for some reason they're only available in the Northeast and not down here. They're damn good, I'd say on par with Hardees.

12/8/2008 12:12:17 PM

I too have never had a whopper.

12/8/2008 12:14:04 PM

<-- Thickburger Slut

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/8/2008 12:40:33 PM

I love the idea......lets find some remote villagers who are totally healthy, relying on a diet of fish and rice and plenty of physical exercise, and turn them into fat Americans with a diet of trans and saturated fats. Spreading democracy one burger at a time

12/8/2008 1:01:42 PM

I love the idea.....let's find some remote villagers who are totally healthy have shorter life expectancies than ours on a diet of fish and rice and plenty of physical exercise because they have a threadbare standard of living, and turn them into fat Americans who inexplicably live longer lives while generating substantially more wealth.

12/8/2008 1:31:59 PM

^ <3

12/8/2008 1:33:09 PM

That was funny Grumpy. I think you're stretching on that generating wealth bit though.

I've generated some things after eating fast food, but never has it been wealth.

[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 1:34 PM. Reason : ]

12/8/2008 1:33:46 PM

Well, clearly there are both kinds of remote villagers.....some that, sadly, have life expectancies of 50 years or less, but then others that are centenarians. Although, I'm not sure which is getting these taste tests.

12/8/2008 1:46:41 PM

I think to be a Whopper Virgin, you have to have never had any type of hamburger/cheeseburger at all

12/8/2008 1:48:23 PM

having sex with a Whopper is wrong mkay...

12/8/2008 2:46:57 PM

WHERE CAN I GET THESE REESE'S PEANUT BUTTER WHOPPERS??

12/8/2008 2:51:27 PM

i had a whopper jr. like 10 years ago

i don't really like burger king

except breakfast.

12/8/2008 3:58:23 PM

I ain't putting anything called a "Whopper" in my mouth

12/8/2008 4:38:17 PM

12/8/2008 4:39:35 PM

Quote :

"I love the idea.....let's find some remote villagers who are totally healthy have shorter life expectancies than ours on a diet of fish and rice and plenty of physical exercise because they have a threadbare standard of living, and turn them into fat Americans who inexplicably live longer lives while generating substantially more wealth."

You're smarter than this.

12/8/2008 8:59:47 PM

this thread makes me think of

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92utho4PjH0&feature=related

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12/8/2008 9:08:15 PM

remember the McDonalds 2 for 2?

seems like once a month about five years ago McDonald's would have the 2 for 2 Filet o Fish or Large Fries.
you'd be drunk coming out from BarCharlotte or some shitty bar and the 2 for 2 fish sandwich at 3am would seem like a marvelous idea.

12/8/2008 9:15:21 PM

^ That's got nothing on BK's two burgers and two fries for $2. Even the 2 burgers and 2 fries for $2.22 was a better deal.

12/8/2008 9:19:23 PM

Not a Whopper virgin.

12/8/2008 9:34:07 PM

I'm a Whopper virgin!

also a Big Mac virgin, a Thickburger virgin, a Baconator virgin...

but not a Cookout virgin.

12/8/2008 9:46:51 PM

i fucking love burger king

12/8/2008 9:49:08 PM

I too have shown a virgn my whopper

12/8/2008 9:49:46 PM

I really liked their video.

12/8/2008 10:54:56 PM

set 'em up

12/8/2008 10:55:12 PM