a 12-pack of unopened Natural Light materialized in my yard since the last time I stepped out

this is an intriguing development

12/8/2008 11:37:36 AM

Its a trap!

12/8/2008 11:39:27 AM

drink it

12/8/2008 11:39:55 AM

but can you prove that they've never been opened?

12/8/2008 11:43:22 AM

Natural Light?

ugh

12/8/2008 11:43:45 AM

A.L.E. sting

12/8/2008 11:44:30 AM

indeed, the beer fairy doesn't come often enough

12/8/2008 11:44:31 AM

walking home I once found a 12pk of Pabst in the middle of the street

most of them were smashed but there were 3 unopened with only a little broken glass all over them

12/8/2008 11:46:22 AM

beware of bear attack

they are getting more bold

12/8/2008 11:46:35 AM

NATTY LIGHT HAS BEEN BESTOWED UPON THEE

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/8/2008 11:48:13 AM

Ugh, somebody's trying to get you to drink piss.

12/8/2008 11:49:18 AM

nothing wrong with a little natty light

12/8/2008 11:53:10 AM

IT'S A BRO-RAPE TRAP!!!!!!!!!

12/8/2008 11:54:07 AM

I thought this thread was about

12/8/2008 11:54:56 AM

^ same here

also,

Quote :

"the beer fairy doesn't come often enough"

12/8/2008 12:02:24 PM

Quote :

"walking home I once found a 12pk of Pabst in the middle of the street most of them were smashed but there were 3 unopened with only a little broken glass all over them"

I have drunk this type of find.

The single beer bottle that someone left on top of my mailbox got busted in the street however. It was pretty obvious it has been re-capped, so there is no telling what was in that bottle.

I have a beer bottle capper around here somewhere. It was one of the best prank tools one could own when I was in college.

[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 1:32 PM. Reason : l]

12/8/2008 1:12:56 PM

sorry, but i wouldn't drink natty light even IF it was free :\

12/8/2008 1:16:33 PM

just get drunk on something else, then you don't know the difference anyway

[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 1:18 PM. Reason : get drunk on good stuff, stay drunk on natty light]

12/8/2008 1:17:43 PM

Quote :

"get drunk on good stuff, stay drunk on natty light"

I have successfully used this technique

12/8/2008 1:20:33 PM

i thought that's what everyone did

12/8/2008 1:21:14 PM

maybe a po-po made an underage kid drop it and walk away.

12/8/2008 1:25:56 PM

damn, I wish some grey goose or firefly would magically appear in mine.

12/8/2008 1:31:50 PM

isnt it probably your dads lol

12/8/2008 1:51:08 PM