http://www.inquisitr.com/11059/elizabeth-frisinger-lost-her-virginity-and-texted-her-dad/

Meet Elizabeth (Lizzy) Frisinger 18, isn’t she precious? She is also mind blowingly stupid. Elizabeth, a Senior in Cleveland went on a class trip where she lost her virginity on the beach. Apparently it was “gr8?.

We know this because young Lizzy was so excited about her conquest she texted her friend, except it wasn’t her friend, she had accidentally texted her dad. Class trip finished. Cue a slap to the forehead and wide spread humiliation on the interwebs.



Since then, a pic of Elizabeth’s iphone (above) has been doing the rounds of the interwebs, and a classmate of hers (according to TheChive) leaked her senior year picture to a Cleveland Radio Station to complete the story.

Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame Lizzy, we are sure this will help you win friends at Syracuse, where she has early acceptance. As yet no name or photos have appeared of the lucky boy man.

12/8/2008 11:01:19 PM

Rich bitches always be havin' sex.

12/8/2008 11:02:35 PM

i wish i could have this level of internet notoriety

12/8/2008 11:03:58 PM

her eyes are some kinda blue

12/8/2008 11:04:06 PM

Beach sex is gross! (I've heard)

12/8/2008 11:04:44 PM

^you just gotta use the old screamin seagull

12/8/2008 11:05:26 PM

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"her eyes are some kinda blue"

it indicates her level of vapidity

12/8/2008 11:05:38 PM

I would be tempted to beat the ever livin' crap out of my kid.
And what the heck is she doing with an iPhone?

And yes, sex on the beach pretty much sucks unless you do it standing up. Stand in the naughty bits in the pits.

12/8/2008 11:07:38 PM

hahahaha Daisy Buchanan.

12/8/2008 11:07:50 PM

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"I would be tempted to beat the ever livin' crap out of my kid."

why? she's 18.

12/8/2008 11:09:43 PM

Because she is on a school trip and an iPhone that I likely paid for and has made a dumb ass move by texting me about her sexual escapades.

12/8/2008 11:13:30 PM

so as long as you don't find out, you don't want to beat her?


what if someone else informed you of it?

[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 11:15 PM. Reason : that makes no sense to me]

12/8/2008 11:14:34 PM

as long as she's on daddy's dime, it's totally in his right. i mean, she ain't actin' right. at the very least she should show some fuckin' discretion.

12/8/2008 11:15:01 PM

i lost my virginity at 17 and was still somewhat on my daddy's dime.

was i actin right?

12/8/2008 11:16:21 PM

Exactly. I paid for that trip and that iPhone. Bitch is on my time.

And that's just stupid. No one wants to know that their kid is so dumb that they couldn't differentiate between txting their parents and their friend about losing their Vcard.

12/8/2008 11:16:55 PM

Shoulda gone with Lifetouch.

12/8/2008 11:17:23 PM

^^^ Did you text your dad on your iPhone and have to come home on his credit card?

[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 11:23 PM. Reason : sadf]

12/8/2008 11:17:38 PM

12/8/2008 11:17:58 PM

so you'd be mad at the kid for being dumb, not for having sex?

12/8/2008 11:18:38 PM

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"And what the heck is she doing with an iPhone?"

12/8/2008 11:18:57 PM

i would've just been like "you're a dumbass. don't get pregnant."



that's pretty much all my dad told me..."don't get her pregnant."

12/8/2008 11:22:07 PM

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"so you'd be mad at the kid for being dumb, not for having sex?"

Yeah, pretty much.

12/8/2008 11:22:56 PM

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"so as long as you don't find out, you don't want to beat her? what if someone else informed you of it?"

i was freaking raised by that. my parents knew that i drank and did the normal stupid teenager stuff.
but i never got caught.
i was never too stupid about it.
"if you dont get caught you know what youre doing...the second you get in trouble or caught. i will beat your ass"
basically i was being ding "bad things" in a mature way...if that makes any sense.

(now of course this didnt apply to super-serial-serious things or anything)

needless to say i got in trouble maybe once...and that was a speeding ticket.



[Edited on December 8, 2008 at 11:26 PM. Reason : cvdf]

12/8/2008 11:24:10 PM

I taught comprehensive sex ed for 2 years. I have no illusions about teenagers and sex. I wouldn't be as upset about her losing her virginity (though I do have some opinions about the where) so much as I would be upset about her just being dumbtarded.

12/8/2008 11:24:31 PM

i'd love to meet this chick.

i know a beach we could use.

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/8/2008 11:24:31 PM

rednecks

12/8/2008 11:24:53 PM

^^^hey, you raised the kid

12/8/2008 11:33:43 PM

If her dad thinks she wasn't fucking, he certainly should expect it to happen soon. She's 18. Don't like 15% of 18-year olds have kids?

And who released the pic of the message to the internet? Her dad, to teach her a lesson? Sounds like a bullshit story.

12/9/2008 12:05:27 AM

her eyes are like shimmering sapphires

12/9/2008 12:12:16 AM

its shit like this that made me NOT want palin to be vp

12/9/2008 12:13:46 AM

10/10

12/9/2008 12:23:36 AM

All she had to do was tell her dad that someone took her phone and texted him as a prank.

/drama.

Doubt she was smart enough to think of that though.

12/9/2008 12:25:11 AM

lol @ the epic self-pwnage

12/9/2008 2:37:14 AM

plus, I'd hit it.

12/9/2008 2:37:38 AM

i'm glad i'm not bottombaby's kid, jesus christ

12/9/2008 3:52:26 AM

so who the hell posted the text message between her and her dad??

12/9/2008 3:58:41 AM

LOL if real.

12/9/2008 4:00:53 AM

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"that's pretty much all my dad told me..."don't get her pregnant." "

There is a huge double standard in how sexual activity and promiscuity are viewed in young males and young females. Young females that have sex are sluts while every dad is secretly proud that his son got some. This is obvious.

12/9/2008 5:16:30 AM

i believe that story was originally posted on a sister site to theonion.com

12/9/2008 7:21:55 AM

Bitches be reeeeeaaaal dumb

12/9/2008 7:28:07 AM

What I am trying to figure out is how did this dumb bitch manage to mix up DAD with what ever her friends name was?

12/10/2008 12:48:31 AM

i bet this bitch has "good grades" and is going to college and shit too...it sucks we let in dumb whores like her into colleges...its like cute women in the workforce...they are only there to satisfy the man folk in the office

12/10/2008 12:51:04 AM

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"the second you get in trouble or caught. i will beat your ass"

yup

12/10/2008 12:53:32 AM

all her father's gotta do is take her things and her freedom

12/10/2008 12:55:38 AM

that'll last like a week

12/10/2008 12:59:25 AM

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"so who the hell posted the text message between her and her dad??"

12/10/2008 1:11:31 AM

that sucks for her, now how is she supposed to get a job?

12/10/2008 1:11:49 AM

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"that's pretty much all my dad told me..."don't get her pregnant." "

The dad got the text, replied, and booked a flight for her in 11 minutes? That sounds a bit off.


[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 1:23 AM. Reason : f]

12/10/2008 1:16:08 AM

shit, it ain't hard, you can book a flight in under 5 minutes if you don't care about cost at all

12/10/2008 1:26:30 AM

not gonna lie - she could get it!

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 1:50 AM. Reason : apparently, set em up]

12/10/2008 1:48:31 AM