I've heard nothing but good stories about the SAS cafeteria, my mom brings good shit home from there all the time.

12/9/2008 8:12:30 AM

k

12/9/2008 8:14:26 AM

k

12/9/2008 8:21:24 AM

he is so great. You will prob like him immediately. You should say barbed wire cock ring so that he will say "Oh my, Lord!" It is so cute. Maybe you should bring xtine along so that she can yell obscenities like that and you can hear Evan's reactions. His remarks can be so cute and Grandma Cameron like.
He makes me laugh soooo hard. I love his company.


PS...I love Evan!!!

12/9/2008 8:25:24 AM

i, too, think evan is awesome

12/9/2008 8:34:04 AM

Fucking fag hags. He is a fruit - not a pet.

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"You should say barbed wire cock ring so that he will say "Oh my, Lord!" It is so cute."

Does he do any other tricks?

12/9/2008 8:37:28 AM

i, too, think evan is awesome

12/9/2008 8:38:34 AM

i, too, think evan is a tool

12/9/2008 8:41:58 AM

^wat wat wat?

12/9/2008 8:42:53 AM

You should dress him in a dog sweater and carry him in your purse - IT WOULD BE SO CUTE!!!!!

12/9/2008 8:43:54 AM

make sure to point out his bed sores that appear every time his blubber meets his bed sheets

I hear that he likes that

12/9/2008 8:54:18 AM

EVAN is one of the nicest kids in town!!

12/9/2008 8:58:19 AM

I <3 evan.

12/9/2008 8:58:59 AM

You people only like him because he is a fag.

12/9/2008 9:02:23 AM

all females have to have at least one gay friend

since evan is so overweight, hoards of can befriend him. There's plenty to go around.

Hell, I'm sure my fiancee would befriend him too....but she thinks he's a whiny bitch

12/9/2008 9:06:07 AM

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"you people"

12/9/2008 9:07:09 AM

i have several gay friends...i like non-flamboyant gay people just like i like non-flamboyant straight people...they're still people

12/9/2008 9:07:31 AM

he does not seem gay to me until he starts talking about my husband's peen. Then I am flattered.

He is many things amazing.

12/9/2008 9:08:26 AM

I meet Evan once, and it didn't go so well, so I pepper sprayed him.

12/9/2008 9:10:03 AM

I honestly can't believe you guys still take my obvious bullshittery as my true beliefs....

p.s., It's a pretty well known fact that homosexuals don't have souls

12/9/2008 9:11:22 AM

^i thought that was asians

12/9/2008 9:14:52 AM

don't you dare make fun of asians

12/9/2008 9:18:35 AM

So does this mean asian homosexuals have -1 souls?

12/9/2008 9:19:33 AM

-2, actually

12/9/2008 9:21:02 AM

^^^^ I thought that was black peoplez.

12/9/2008 9:21:49 AM

I happen to know black people and non black people. I don't treat them differently because they all have souls. You people are so ignorant.....

12/9/2008 9:24:41 AM

we're talking about asians here..not black or non black ppl

dur

12/9/2008 9:25:37 AM

I have never spoken to a blackie in my life

12/9/2008 9:26:10 AM

Woman do not have gay friends - they have fags that are accessories. Look at how punchmonk talks about Evan, she makes him sound like a pet - or a pair of shoes.

12/9/2008 9:27:40 AM

if evan is a pet, he's as cool of a pet as my dog and therefore 1000/10

12/9/2008 9:37:01 AM

he still doesn't have a soul

12/9/2008 9:50:38 AM

1000/10 pets have souls

12/9/2008 9:51:17 AM

all queers go to heaven?

12/9/2008 9:54:39 AM

Everybody wants to go to heaven
Have a mansion high above the clouds
Everybody want to go to heaven
But nobody want to go now



I'm wdprice3, and I give guns to kitties.

12/9/2008 9:57:48 AM

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"all queers go to heaven? "

except the ones with aids. aids doesn't belong in heaven

12/9/2008 10:03:42 AM

i, too, have met evan.

12/9/2008 10:11:11 AM

Queers are not pets.

12/9/2008 10:49:19 AM

all the evan hate

12/9/2008 11:05:53 AM

^

12/9/2008 11:06:23 AM

Evan - you should be mad a punchmonk for taking about you like that.

12/9/2008 11:07:26 AM

no, i love punchmonk to death

she is one of the most awesome people i know

the things she says are out of love and do not offend me in the least - in fact, i find them flattering

so stfu

12/9/2008 11:08:16 AM

evan, earlier in this thread, some people were picking on you
but donlt worry. I stepped in and stood up for ya...

12/9/2008 11:09:46 AM

i know i can always count on you, EMCE

12/9/2008 11:10:06 AM

Meeting postponed!

12/9/2008 11:11:45 AM

Evan - you are such a good little queer - YES YOU ARE!!!!

Just take my advice - make sure you have a couple of real friends - because this whole "fag as accessories" fad only has about 6 months left.

12/9/2008 11:13:37 AM

I compared him to my Grandma Cameron...she is one of my favorite people in this world. STFU GGMon. Trying to start shit.

I have some jumpy muscles today.

12/9/2008 11:15:08 AM

GGMon be trollin

12/9/2008 11:16:58 AM

Oh yes - total respect. I often talk about my friends like they are a puppy.

If evan wasn't gay - you would not give him the time of day

12/9/2008 11:21:39 AM

must be thinking about yourself.

12/9/2008 11:22:30 AM

Do you keep candies in your pocket to reward him when he does something "precious"

12/9/2008 11:24:08 AM