found out today that a good buddy of mine from high school was diagnosed with cancer and I need some good cancer jokes to lighten his mood
12/9/2008 7:14:43 PM
this could end badly
12/9/2008 7:15:23 PM
this could will end badlyiop1
12/9/2008 7:16:16 PM
this will end badly
12/9/2008 7:16:32 PM
asshat [Edited on December 9, 2008 at 7:16 PM. Reason : -e]
12/9/2008 7:16:41 PM
he's one of the funniest guys I know and he's one of those self-deprecating typesI hate to see him all depressed, so I know some bad taste cancer jokes will cheer him up
12/9/2008 7:18:14 PM
knock knock
12/9/2008 7:22:28 PM
who's there?
12/9/2008 7:23:52 PM
I was telling that joke about "What do you do if there's an epileptic in your bathtub" (You know: "Throw in your laundry." Ha, ha.), and a teary-eyed guy poked me on the shoulder and said, "You know, mister, that's not funny at all. My son was an epileptic and died in the bathtub."I was very embarrassed, apologized and asked about his son. I found out he was only six. I asked if he'd bumped his head before he drowned or something, and the man said, "No, he choked on a sock."
12/9/2008 7:24:52 PM
"What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas?Cancer!"
12/9/2008 7:25:15 PM
why did the chicken cross the road?to get away from you...cancer boy
12/9/2008 7:28:09 PM
cancer
12/9/2008 7:28:55 PM
I thought getting cancer was funny just by itself. Ya know... like AIDS.
12/9/2008 7:29:30 PM
aids is only funny because of africa
12/9/2008 7:32:22 PM
sounds like your the asshole
12/9/2008 7:32:59 PM
I'm not touching this one with a 10 pound tumor.
12/9/2008 7:35:58 PM
at least its not mexican cancer, mexican cancer will give you aids [Edited on December 9, 2008 at 7:40 PM. Reason : and crabs... and possibly scorpions ]
12/9/2008 7:39:24 PM
12/9/2008 7:39:30 PM
"Two guys walk in to a bar,neither of them is you. Nobody likes to hang out around cancer patients."
12/9/2008 7:39:53 PM
anytime he's going to use a product like sun screen tell him not to bother
12/9/2008 7:41:27 PM
Sounds like you don't understand internet sarcasm.
12/9/2008 7:41:54 PM
^^^Ahahahaha[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 7:42 PM. Reason : ^, ^^]
12/9/2008 7:42:31 PM
12/9/2008 7:42:57 PM
Just start claiming his prized possession for when he dies (as a joke of course...).Tell him you'll gladly take care of his sister/girlfriend for him.
12/9/2008 7:44:26 PM
12/9/2008 8:31:31 PM
cancer who?
12/9/2008 9:05:41 PM
CANCER?I DONT EVEN KNOW HER
12/9/2008 9:09:04 PM