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ncstatetke
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found out today that a good buddy of mine from high school was diagnosed with cancer and I need some good cancer jokes to lighten his mood

12/9/2008 7:14:43 PM

FykalJpn
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this could end badly

12/9/2008 7:15:23 PM

chembob
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this could will end badly

iop1

12/9/2008 7:16:16 PM

puppy
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this will end badly

12/9/2008 7:16:32 PM

wdprice3
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asshat

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 7:16 PM. Reason : -e]

12/9/2008 7:16:41 PM

ncstatetke
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he's one of the funniest guys I know and he's one of those self-deprecating types

I hate to see him all depressed, so I know some bad taste cancer jokes will cheer him up

12/9/2008 7:18:14 PM

djeternal
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knock knock

12/9/2008 7:22:28 PM

puppy
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who's there?

12/9/2008 7:23:52 PM

FykalJpn
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I was telling that joke about "What do you do if there's an epileptic in your bathtub" (You know: "Throw in your laundry." Ha, ha.), and a teary-eyed guy poked me on the shoulder and said, "You know, mister, that's not funny at all. My son was an epileptic and died in the bathtub."

I was very embarrassed, apologized and asked about his son. I found out he was only six. I asked if he'd bumped his head before he drowned or something, and the man said, "No, he choked on a sock."

12/9/2008 7:24:52 PM

tromboner950
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"What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas?

Cancer!"

12/9/2008 7:25:15 PM

EMCE
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why did the chicken cross the road?

to get away from you...cancer boy

12/9/2008 7:28:09 PM

djeternal
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cancer

12/9/2008 7:28:55 PM

IMStoned420
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I thought getting cancer was funny just by itself. Ya know... like AIDS.

12/9/2008 7:29:30 PM

FykalJpn
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aids is only funny because of africa

12/9/2008 7:32:22 PM

ThePeter
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sounds like your the asshole

12/9/2008 7:32:59 PM

dustm
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I'm not touching this one with a 10 pound tumor.

12/9/2008 7:35:58 PM

Queef Sweat
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at least its not mexican cancer, mexican cancer will give you aids

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 7:40 PM. Reason : and crabs... and possibly scorpions ]

12/9/2008 7:39:24 PM

Spontaneous
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""What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas?

Cancer!""


tromboner950.

Your cancer tumor is so big, it looks like a three-mer. /Scrubs

Write this on a card:
Outside - So I heard you were diagnosed with crabs.
Inside - Oh wait, cancer? Well, get well soon.
It's an astrology joke!

The doctor told me your cancer was benign. Be nine more months left for you.

12/9/2008 7:39:24 PM

The Dude
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"sounds like your the asshole"


Sounds like you don't know his friend.

I know when my grandma was diagnosed with cancer, she didn't want to be pitied. She rather joke about it and stay positive rather then cry about it. Cancer obviously isn't funny and some people deal with it differently.

12/9/2008 7:39:30 PM

dakota_man
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"Two guys walk in to a bar,

neither of them is you. Nobody likes to hang out around cancer patients."

12/9/2008 7:39:53 PM

Queef Sweat
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anytime he's going to use a product like sun screen tell him not to bother

12/9/2008 7:41:27 PM

ThePeter
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Sounds like you don't understand internet sarcasm.

12/9/2008 7:41:54 PM

tromboner950
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^^^Ahahahaha

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 7:42 PM. Reason : ^, ^^]

12/9/2008 7:42:31 PM

Queef Sweat
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"your the asshole"


what about my the asshole

12/9/2008 7:42:57 PM

moron
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Just start claiming his prized possession for when he dies (as a joke of course...).

Tell him you'll gladly take care of his sister/girlfriend for him.

12/9/2008 7:44:26 PM

stowaway
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Quote :
"I was telling that joke about "What do you do if there's an epileptic in your bathtub" (You know: "Throw in your laundry." Ha, ha.), and a teary-eyed guy poked me on the shoulder and said, "You know, mister, that's not funny at all. My son was an epileptic and died in the bathtub."

I was very embarrassed, apologized and asked about his son. I found out he was only six. I asked if he'd bumped his head before he drowned or something, and the man said, "No, he choked on a sock.""


12/9/2008 8:31:31 PM

TaterSalad
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cancer who?

12/9/2008 9:05:41 PM

baonest
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CANCER?



I DONT EVEN KNOW HER

12/9/2008 9:09:04 PM

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