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Fermat
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thats my mom calls it when a cat gets really sleepy and starts kneading your leg with it's claws.

now I'm all like "OMG my cat is making biscuits" its so adorable I can't stop saying, and I will kill anyone who says it isn't adorable "THIS IS A WRITTEN THREAT"

12/9/2008 10:35:23 PM

ReceiveDeath
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your mom didn't make that up

just sayin'

12/9/2008 10:35:58 PM

d7freestyler
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i say that. am i adorable?

12/9/2008 10:36:01 PM

fleetwud
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it isn't adorable

12/9/2008 10:36:07 PM

cddweller
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It hurts like a motherfucker if the claws catch you wrong.

Cute as hell though.

12/9/2008 10:36:58 PM

khcadwal
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my cat is such a lard

she kneads purrs and drools sometimes all at the same time when she gets in my lap

attention. whore.

OH but last week i was sleeping and i sleep on my stomach and my cat got on me and was kneading on my back...that was pretty amazing. it would have been better if she could have gone a little to the left, though

[Edited on December 9, 2008 at 10:37 PM. Reason : .]

12/9/2008 10:37:09 PM

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I want to sleep on your stomach

12/9/2008 10:38:30 PM

BigMan157
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its one of the few things that cats do that i like

12/9/2008 10:39:08 PM

bcsawyer
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cat-head biscuits ftw

12/9/2008 10:39:50 PM

Fermat
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12/9/2008 10:42:50 PM

punchmonk
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Quote :
"CATS


MAKING


BISCUITS!!"

12/9/2008 10:44:45 PM

BigMan157
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12/9/2008 10:46:16 PM

Fermat
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omg
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12/9/2008 11:50:43 PM

icyhotpatch
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my cat definitely snores through the side of her mouth when shes falls asleep on your lap.


.... its awesome.

12/9/2008 11:56:45 PM

Snewf
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"cat-head biscuits ftw"


wow is that an Eastern NC thing?

12/9/2008 11:58:05 PM

Fermat
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i think it's more of an appalachian region colloquialism.

you can't sop the head off a ten penny nail with just any ol' shortbread biscuit

12/10/2008 12:00:37 AM

arcgreek
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12/10/2008 12:00:59 AM

Fermat
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Liz is the only woman Garfield will let hold him like that.

Her and aunt Reba (she was kicked out of the marines for unnecessary roughness)

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 12:07 AM. Reason : z]

12/10/2008 12:06:39 AM

TroopofEchos
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my cat does it every morning at like 5:30 . . . either on my back, ass, or my head

12/10/2008 12:31:44 AM

aea
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Good gracious that's a fat cat.

12/10/2008 12:32:22 AM

drunknloaded
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this thread is a chick magnet

12/10/2008 12:33:48 AM

CeilingCat
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More kitty lawls
http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 8:39 AM. Reason : ;;;]

12/10/2008 8:38:59 AM

LivinProof78
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ok...that site is funny

12/10/2008 8:47:55 AM

Willy Nilly
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"i was sleeping...on my stomach and my cat got on me and was kneading on my back...that was pretty amazing"
I've gotten that...

12/10/2008 8:54:00 AM

jethromoore
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Quote :
""cat-head biscuits ftw"


wow is that an Eastern NC thing?

i think it's more of an appalachian region colloquialism."


There's a place in Kernersville that has cat head biscuits on the menu. I think it's a southern thing.

12/10/2008 9:21:00 AM

Arab13
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pretty much

12/10/2008 9:42:33 AM

Fareako
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wtf are cathead biscuits?

12/10/2008 9:54:53 AM

Skwinkle
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I have never heard this term or "cat head biscuit"

12/10/2008 9:55:37 AM

jethromoore
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"Large drop biscuits, because of their size and rough exterior texture, are sometimes referred to as "cat head biscuits". "


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biscuit

12/10/2008 9:57:22 AM

DeltaBeta
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In response to your written threat, Fermat, I will go ahead and say "That's not adorable."

12/10/2008 9:57:53 AM

Fareako
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You mean wompum biscuits

12/10/2008 9:57:54 AM

jethromoore
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^no those are can biscuits that don't "pop" when you pull the paper off. So you have to "wompum" it on the counter to open it.

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 10:04 AM. Reason : in other words a canned biscuit]

12/10/2008 10:00:18 AM

CeilingCat
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How have some of you people lived in NC and never heard of cat head biscuits???

Got damm!

12/10/2008 10:11:32 AM

Fhqwhgads
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ahahahahaha


I call cat poop pellets "biscuits"


believe me, they are in no way adorable.

12/10/2008 10:18:53 AM

Spontaneous
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I make biscuits in my sleep, too.

12/10/2008 10:20:17 AM

Fermat
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notice how deltabeta ain't posting no more?


I KILLED THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH MY FISTS

12/11/2008 2:08:57 AM

Fareako
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I live in NC and they were always called wompum biscuits, not cat head biscuits. that shit don't make no sense. My gramma called 'em drop biscuits...

12/11/2008 2:41:00 AM

rjrgrl
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my cat didn't start doing this until... probably 6-7 months old (shes a little over 9 months now, and I got her at 3 months). she only does it when shes first waking up and has crawled into my lap and is demanding to be petted.

its cute, but when i havent clipped her claws recently it hurts like a bitch and they get caught on my clothes.

and it actually called kneading. but i guess the "making biscuits" thing comes from the fact you can knead bread as well

12/11/2008 3:52:37 AM

Fermat
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NO
SHIT

12/15/2008 4:46:55 PM

NeuseRvrRat
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i, too, enjoy cat-head biscuits

12/15/2008 4:48:59 PM

elise
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once in a while a refer to it as making biscuits, but usually i call it "the happy dance"

12/15/2008 6:00:08 PM

ShawnaC123
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that's what I call it too


and i said it to my mom like a week ago and then a couple days she sees my dog doing it and says "oh she's making doughnuts"


lawl

12/15/2008 6:01:29 PM

DeltaBeta
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Reports of my demise have been greatly exaggerated.

12/15/2008 6:05:13 PM

BigMan157
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12/30/2008 5:43:30 PM

punchmonk
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ADD TO MY TOPICS

12/30/2008 5:47:16 PM

Fermat
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.rar

1/10/2009 6:05:11 PM

Ronny
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Quote :
"and it actually called kneading. but i guess the "making biscuits" thing comes from the fact you can knead bread as well"


LOL

1/10/2009 6:15:18 PM

WolfpckGrl17
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Quote :
"cat-head biscuits ftw"



Actually heard my friend say this the other day for the FIRST TIME. I was like "Cat-head what?!?" Shit is weird.

1/10/2009 9:36:23 PM

djeternal
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My dog makes brownies, but it's not the same

1/10/2009 9:39:49 PM

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