No need for names, just a general idea of who was your first

Be it a long time friend, a casual encounter, a blast from the past, etc...

Mine was to a mulatto girl that I had been friendly with for a while

We flirted (as much as 8th graders can flirt lol) and one night it just escalated when we were in my room listening to Creed

12/10/2008 9:16:31 AM

My girlfriend at the time.

12/10/2008 9:31:26 AM

A girl from another school that one of my friend's girlfriend's best-friend hooked me up with.

(haha thread fail?)

12/10/2008 9:31:43 AM

A female who will remain nameless to protect her identity.

12/10/2008 9:32:41 AM

A girl

12/10/2008 9:34:35 AM

A former Catholic schoolgirl/former UT resident.

Two fantasies complete with one screw.

12/10/2008 9:36:46 AM

A dutch girl from my high school. We'd been dating for 4 months.

12/10/2008 9:38:23 AM

punchmonk

12/10/2008 9:38:49 AM

really ?

so barring something unforseen

you get one vagina your entire life

wow

I couldn't handle that

12/10/2008 9:40:59 AM

My girlfriend at the time.

12/10/2008 9:41:17 AM

LivinProof78, when I was 9.

12/10/2008 9:41:45 AM

^^^ well, i'd had some vagina, just not final vagina

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 9:43 AM. Reason : i'd been close, just not all the way. |-----------------------------------------------|]

12/10/2008 9:42:26 AM

Quote :

"really ? so barring something unforseen you get one vagina your entire life wow I couldn't handle that"

it's kind of sad that you couldn't handle that

12/10/2008 9:43:51 AM

oic

btw, Final Vagina is a pretty cool term

I might try that out irl and report back with my findings

12/10/2008 9:45:02 AM

12/10/2008 9:48:52 AM

and here I was thinking Final Vagina was an original qntmfred production

12/10/2008 9:51:27 AM

^^ you're a pretty avid newsradio fan, yes?

12/10/2008 9:52:09 AM

hell yes. one of the best shows on the planet.

12/10/2008 9:53:20 AM

back on topic

this whorish girl who id known for a little while, told her id come over when i got my license (lol) and my girlfriend at the time was an absolute psycho and flipped her shit on me the night before for literally no reason other than being a crazy bitch, resulting in a 'break up'. GF called me the next day wanting me to come over and talk about getting back together, i stopped at the whorish girl's house on the way over and the rest is history. And no i didnt get back with the girl.

12/10/2008 10:00:49 AM

i met this chick at the arcade down at the beach and she was sweatin me...so after waxing some fools in street fighter 2 we went walking back to the house...i hit it raw dog in an outdoor shower...it was pretty awkward

12/10/2008 10:06:16 AM

this dude i met at a concert at walnut creek

he had been fraternity pledge brothers with a bunch of the dudes i was with...so he had just stopped by to say hello


we hit it off pretty well and spent the next couple of weeks up each other's asses


but i didn't sleep with him for about 2 months

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 10:08 AM. Reason : granted..i barely remember the opening act so i probably wouldn't have liked him if i had been sober]

12/10/2008 10:06:54 AM

this whorish girl i hung out with a few times. she had gotten around in high school. she was good looking but had a really dry personality which was strange. she was best friends with my buddy's girlfriend and one random night we went over to his gf's place just the 4 of us and her parents were out of town. we all proceeded to get really hammered, they were giving us lap dances and all kinds of crazy stuff. He left for about 20 minutes to get more beer, they took me upstairs and proceeded to both go down on me. he came back, his girlfriend went back downstairs and the whorish friend stayed upstairs and the rest was history.

12/10/2008 10:09:38 AM

double bj ? nice !

thats still on my to do list

12/10/2008 10:11:08 AM

Quote :

"^^^ well, i'd had some vagina, just not final vagina [Edited on December 10, 2008 at 9:43 AM. Reason : i'd been close, just not all the way. |-----------------------------------------------|]"

hahahahahah1!!!1 final sex!!!
I have no idea what that means.

12/10/2008 10:12:23 AM

^^^+20 grimey points


i leave my real grimey stuff off of tdub though

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 10:12 AM. Reason : . ]

12/10/2008 10:12:26 AM

this girl I kind of dated in high school. She had a fat ass and big boobies. Her parent's bed was comfy.

12/10/2008 10:12:29 AM

Quote :

"parent's"

did she only have one parent, or were you not aware that it's parents'?

12/10/2008 10:13:55 AM

I woulda thunk EMCE lost his in the produce aisle of Winn Dixie to some unsuspecting nymph he tempted with free sausage samples

12/10/2008 10:14:14 AM

i like bringing my grimey stuff to tdub

12/10/2008 10:14:42 AM

quaggie, you are an ass!

12/10/2008 10:15:28 AM

^ be that as it may, the intricacies of english grammar do not elude me

12/10/2008 10:17:04 AM

my girlfriend Christina
she was 15 and i had just turned 16
it was on a Sunday afternoon in January

12/10/2008 10:17:21 AM

some girl who had been eye fucking me for months.

12/10/2008 10:17:22 AM

she had both parents

however, fat fingers + tiny phone keyboard = errors

in short, stop hanging on to my scrote, B

12/10/2008 10:18:01 AM

gunzz lost his during the NFL playoffs

I don't know if we should applaud him for multitasking or berate him for not having his priorities in order

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 10:18 AM. Reason : x]

12/10/2008 10:18:39 AM

A girl in high school. Two weeks or so later her dad finds out and we're not allowed to see eachother anymore. The girl ends up getting knocked up by her next boyfriend.

12/10/2008 10:18:59 AM

YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!


Can't believe nobody has said that yet...

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 10:19 AM. Reason : //]

12/10/2008 10:19:06 AM

My boyfriend when I was 16

12/10/2008 10:34:09 AM

my douchebag hs boyfriend

12/10/2008 10:52:40 AM

My friend.We were both drunk.

It was fun.

12/10/2008 10:54:42 AM

a Senator's daughter

12/10/2008 11:02:24 AM

My high school buddy's mom.

She was a pretty banging 38 year old.

12/10/2008 11:03:11 AM

Quote :

"A girl in high school. Two weeks or so later her dad finds out and we're not allowed to see eachother anymore. The girl ends up getting knocked up by her next boyfriend."

Pwn.

12/10/2008 11:03:24 AM

my right hand

12/10/2008 11:05:31 AM

my brother's best friend. They had been best friends for 15 years at the time. We had a long history of liking each other, just never officially dated.

it was my freshman year of college, his senior

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 11:11 AM. Reason : sdfa]

12/10/2008 11:09:05 AM

One of my exes hated it when I called people Douchebags, even though they clearly were. Then she ended up with one. Coincidence? I think not, lol.

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 11:13 AM. Reason : ^x7]

12/10/2008 11:11:50 AM

high school gf

we'd been dating about 8 months

12/10/2008 11:13:23 AM

my 1st bf in college.

12/10/2008 11:18:23 AM

my best friend. wish i hadn't, because i like never talk to her anymore


I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/10/2008 11:19:10 AM

cheer up son, why talk when you can bwn?

12/10/2008 11:20:16 AM