COME ON.

12/10/2008 9:19:30 PM

12/10/2008 9:19:46 PM

NO WAY

EVERYONE HAS SHARTED

12/10/2008 9:19:54 PM

i've never sharted

12/10/2008 9:19:54 PM

It's actually totally believable.
I've sharted twice, ever. Both times, I was very ill.

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 9:20 PM. Reason : lkfj]

12/10/2008 9:20:01 PM

it didnt happen to me until i was 23


how old is she

12/10/2008 9:20:15 PM

Quote :

"COME ON."

12/10/2008 9:20:20 PM

shenanigans!!

12/10/2008 9:20:37 PM

i've never sharted.

even though i have thought i might shart during episodes of vomiting.

but luckily

it hasn't happened yet (knock on wood)

12/10/2008 9:20:55 PM

Well fuck a duck and call me ishmael

12/10/2008 9:21:24 PM

I've never sharted either. Came close when VERY sick, but I always made it to the toilet.

12/10/2008 9:24:46 PM

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

dude i have your keys

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 9:25 PM. Reason : ahhh fuck im glad i saw this]

12/10/2008 9:25:25 PM

Both times, I had no idea sharting was imminent.

I'm thinking it's business as usual and OH MY GOD THAT WAS WAYYYYYY TOO SQUISHY

12/10/2008 9:25:40 PM

SHE A DAMN LIE

12/10/2008 9:26:50 PM

bring me them shits!

12/10/2008 9:27:01 PM

I've not sharted but when I was a kid I slept on the top bunk, well I woke up late one night and realized I had to go shit. I was trying to climb down the ladder and my buttcheeks were squeezing super hard together, well I just released a tiny bit and my pajamas literally filled up with shit. Worst feeling in the world I think.

12/10/2008 9:27:36 PM

i too have a girlfriend


but she probably has

12/10/2008 9:28:17 PM

^^awwwwwwwww thats pitiful

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 9:28 PM. Reason : fhg]

12/10/2008 9:28:37 PM

if you've ever taken a little drug called Metformin...

12/10/2008 9:28:58 PM

haha It was pretty fucking pitiful, I think I cried the whole time I cleaned it up.

12/10/2008 9:31:56 PM

poor kiwi

12/10/2008 9:32:47 PM

awwwwwww

12/10/2008 9:33:02 PM

It's believable. I made it until I was 19 without sharting. Then Hurricane Floyd came through and they said not to drink the water because the water supply was contaminated. I was like fuck that I just live and I put some ice in my Pepsi anyway. Sharting ensued a few hours later when I was trying to move some fallen trees we were cutting up.

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 9:42 PM. Reason : l]

12/10/2008 9:40:36 PM

codys on the way

12/10/2008 9:42:10 PM

COME ON.

12/10/2008 9:43:08 PM

I've done it once, about 6 weeks ago actually. Still not really sure how it happened.

12/10/2008 9:48:27 PM

I have never sharted

12/10/2008 10:01:14 PM

i did it when i was on tour, had to throw them shits away, literally


think i was in indianapolis


[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 10:08 PM. Reason : .]

12/10/2008 10:05:02 PM

so what is it...like a grand slam or some shit if you shart in fart baseball? both?

[Edited on December 10, 2008 at 10:09 PM. Reason : d]

12/10/2008 10:09:28 PM

haha
i can only count twice that i have ever sharted
once was when i was sick a long time ago and once not too long ago. i thought it was only going to be a wet fart. i was at home though so no biggie

12/11/2008 12:19:12 PM

I theorize that:

1. Many women eat less than men--so not as much pressure perhaps?

2. Many women eat better food than men.

3. Maybe more sphincter control due to (1) being equipped for child birth and (2) exercising. . .um. . .those muscles in some fashion?

[Edited on December 11, 2008 at 12:24 PM. Reason : .]

12/11/2008 12:23:47 PM

i've never sharted

12/11/2008 12:24:25 PM

the things you guys announce to the public surprises me

lol


HI EVERYBODY I POOPED SHIT INTO MY PANTS A FEW TIMES BEFORE !!

12/11/2008 12:24:58 PM

I never have. Gotten close before, but always escaped.

12/11/2008 12:29:05 PM

Quote :

"I POOPED SHIT"

I'm kinda laughing at that part

12/11/2008 1:37:59 PM

^Reminds of:

"HAHA He called the shit "poop"!"

12/11/2008 1:40:10 PM

The OP's girlfriend is a liar methinks.

12/11/2008 1:41:50 PM

sharted, is that shitting and farting at the same time?

12/11/2008 1:43:17 PM

i guess like when you fart and you accidentally poop some??



i never have

12/11/2008 1:45:26 PM

never either

12/11/2008 1:46:34 PM

I think that nearly everyone who has ever had a stomach virus has probably sharted or worse.

12/11/2008 1:56:44 PM

normally i can tell when i can and cannot trust a fart

And i don't think i have ever full-on sharted, though i have had a few prairie dogs in my time

12/11/2008 2:02:21 PM

lol turtle head

12/11/2008 2:35:09 PM

bump this shit.

12/12/2008 12:32:09 AM

Quote :

"though i have had a few prairie dogs in my time"

lolololol

12/12/2008 12:33:20 AM

'tweaking the valve'

12/12/2008 12:40:44 AM