Pretty big hole, i'd say 4mm or so in diameter and really, really deep. the strange thing is it didn't hurt and didn't really bleed. I poured peroxide in it and I didn't feel any stinging. My arm did get a little tingly though so I think it hit a nerve

About half an hour later my it still doesn't hurt but my wrist feels a little weak and I feel like it wants to pop but I can't get it to. I wish my camera would get a good picture of it, the hole looks pretty cool.

12/11/2008 4:58:20 PM

gangrene has already set in

we're going to have to amputate

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/11/2008 4:59:05 PM

You gonna die

12/11/2008 4:59:20 PM

oh snap you gots the rabies

12/11/2008 4:59:53 PM

Nah i'll let it chill. Pretty sure if I lost my hand they wouldnt let me in the navy

12/11/2008 5:00:06 PM

even your dog hates you

12/11/2008 5:00:33 PM

maybe you'll get your own cuba gooding movie

12/11/2008 5:02:03 PM

you could use it to hold stuff

12/11/2008 5:03:27 PM

He doesn't hate me, we just play really rough.. like I punch him in the head and he chews on me. Then I grab his lower jaw and drag him around the back yard. We never really hurt eachother, when he bites me he always stops just short of pain or breaking the skin. This time it just happened that his mouth was on the way up at the same time I was moving my hand down.

12/11/2008 5:05:18 PM

I guess all the weakness already left your body or something.

12/11/2008 5:07:56 PM

That's what i'm hoping for. I'm TUFF.

Before I go to boot camp I want to be maced in the face and waterboarded. Just for shits and giggles

12/11/2008 5:11:09 PM

tetanus?

12/11/2008 5:13:07 PM

could be, my dog does have rusty metal teeth. it's a safety feature we installed.

12/11/2008 5:14:29 PM

you have no chance to survive make your time

12/11/2008 5:14:40 PM

12/11/2008 5:18:02 PM

what you say

12/11/2008 5:22:22 PM

i'm scared

12/11/2008 5:24:24 PM

Looks like you have rabies

12/11/2008 5:24:31 PM

but I can swallow things

12/11/2008 5:25:17 PM

^

12/11/2008 5:26:13 PM

~

12/11/2008 5:26:15 PM

`

12/11/2008 5:28:19 PM

Hi Jen

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/11/2008 5:28:34 PM

Hi Big Business

12/11/2008 5:28:51 PM

slingblade = Jen??

[Edited on December 11, 2008 at 5:29 PM. Reason : ]

12/11/2008 5:29:31 PM

^ yes.

12/11/2008 5:30:16 PM

A co-worker of mine got bit by her pit bull...it was pretty gnarly.

12/11/2008 5:30:18 PM

My dog is a totally badass german shepherd. way better than your co worker!

12/11/2008 5:30:55 PM

if(myDog.attacks(me))
myDog.dies();

12/11/2008 5:31:58 PM

What if the dog bit you but it wasn't intentional?

12/11/2008 5:33:03 PM

then i'd prolly just smack it

12/11/2008 5:33:37 PM

if(myDog.attacks(me))&&intentionToHurt==false;
myDog.lives();

12/11/2008 5:34:25 PM

more like:

if(myDog.attacks(me)&&myDog.intendstohurt())
myDog.dies();

12/11/2008 5:36:33 PM

I just used a global variable in another method son, no need to call a method.

*edit* also my java is pretty rusty.

[Edited on December 11, 2008 at 5:37 PM. Reason : .]

12/11/2008 5:37:13 PM

global variables are the devil

[Edited on December 11, 2008 at 5:39 PM. Reason : but then so is java]

12/11/2008 5:38:10 PM

Yeah well I had to check his intention in a lot of other methods and I wanted to save a few characters by not calling intendstohurt so many times.

12/11/2008 5:39:45 PM

if (me.equals("faggot") {
system.out.println("LOL");
}

12/11/2008 5:50:02 PM

^ fuck compile error on system

EDIT: ^ FUCK! And a missing closing parenthisis

[Edited on December 11, 2008 at 6:02 PM. Reason : .]

12/11/2008 5:50:36 PM

self-pwnt

12/11/2008 5:52:02 PM

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12/11/2008 5:57:47 PM

should I take the bandaid off to look at it and see if it bled?

12/11/2008 6:26:35 PM

i don't care what you do unless you post pics.

12/11/2008 6:27:06 PM

Meh, it bled but the hole closed up a lot. I could use a pick set to open it back up but i'm too lazy to walk out to my garage to get tools.

12/11/2008 6:28:46 PM

lol.

maybe that's not the best idea anyway.

12/11/2008 6:29:15 PM

you're probably right.

12/11/2008 6:29:34 PM

This sounds like something out little bastard rabid wolf dog would do. You might want to get it checked out though...that sounds kinda nasty.

12/11/2008 6:31:26 PM

Sounds like a great way to get a staph infection. Keep pouring hydrogen peroxide on that shit and rinse with the hottest water you can stand.

12/11/2008 6:32:57 PM

I dunno.. it doesn't bubble when I pour peroxide in and I don't really feel anything. It's closed up pretty good and looks like a paper cut.

Actually upon close inspection it looks like I can almost see an exit wound or where it was trying to go back out. I think the tooth went in parallel to my hand and almost came back out 3/4" later

12/11/2008 6:37:17 PM

meh, a doctor's not gonna do shit until after it gets infected anyway

12/11/2008 6:39:00 PM

i had a cat bite through my thumbnail into the bone and into the bone on the other side


it didn't hurt when it happened, or when i cleaned it out... but boy howdy did it hurt the that evening and the next day

12/11/2008 6:39:10 PM