to my office Christmas partyit's a free meal and drinks at the Carolina Country Clubi've only had a date once in the 6 years i've been here and we didn't stay for the meal so we could go out for his fraternity Christmas social...which we actually didn't even end up going to....we ended up going to fucking Rockola and i ate a cheese burger and had to pay for our meal instead of getting prime rib for free at the country club
12/12/2008 10:37:41 AM
are you seriously saying you've had ONE date in the last 6 yearsis that what you are telling us?
12/12/2008 10:38:45 AM
Don't take a douchebag this time.
12/12/2008 10:38:47 AM
why would you tell people this
12/12/2008 10:39:22 AM
^^^no...i'm saying i've only had one date to my office christmas partyi haven't had a date is probably 10 years ^^he was my bf...i thought i was required to take him^haha....i don't want to work yet and i wanted to make a thread[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 10:41 AM. Reason : afds]
12/12/2008 10:39:23 AM
I'm the de facto date for about 5 or 6 Christmas parties every year. Free food and drinks and a majority of the time the party is pretty cool.I'm a big fan of the month of December.
12/12/2008 10:39:56 AM
ok, I see my missunderstandingbut now you're kidding, rightyou've had boyfriends in the last 10 years, right?
12/12/2008 10:41:02 AM
my wife's company christmas party is on saturday - free food and booze - these guys are playing http://www.delbaroni.com/bio.htmi've been wanting a new suit for a bit but haven't had a reason to buy one but i went out and got one yesterday and justified it for this shindig ]]
12/12/2008 10:41:54 AM
^^i had the one mentioned above but we never really did dates...we've been broken up about 6 yearsi had another quasi-bf for a year or so right after the other one....but he's dead now[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 10:43 AM. Reason : asdf]
12/12/2008 10:42:40 AM
i'm going to go into the corner and cry now
12/12/2008 10:51:22 AM
it's oki'm not crying
12/12/2008 10:53:48 AM
I will use older mom talk on you.you need to get out there and "mix it up""live a little""suck a little more cock if you have too"
12/12/2008 10:56:37 AM
im not taking a date to mine tonight but i would, only, if i could use her as an early excuse to leave.
12/12/2008 10:57:22 AM
Christmas party I went to this past Sunday was all female employees and there was one girl without a date...she was absolutely hammered by the end of the party. It was understandable.
12/12/2008 10:57:44 AM
SORRY, GOT TO GOMY BITCH IS LEAKING AGAIN
12/12/2008 10:58:06 AM
believe me when i say i've mixed it up a plenty, lived it up a plenty, and sucked cock a plenty
12/12/2008 10:58:08 AM
ok wellperhaps the other end of the spectrum is what you need then
12/12/2008 10:58:52 AM
Gunnzzz, I can twist my ankle at around 9:30 if you'd like.
12/12/2008 10:59:34 AM
yeah...i'm trying that now
12/12/2008 10:59:49 AM
^^don't trust itthat's code for sticking a finger in your booty hole[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 11:00 AM. Reason : .]
12/12/2008 10:59:57 AM
^^sucks for that guyi mean, good job![Edited on December 12, 2008 at 11:00 AM. Reason : .]
12/12/2008 11:00:23 AM
WATdouble post!!!!
12/12/2008 11:01:04 AM
yeah, I can do thatI do not like putting separate replies in the same posti'm "special" and "above the rules"[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 11:02 AM. Reason : .]
12/12/2008 11:01:22 AM
Is everyone's company party this weekend? Mine isn't until next weekend. I have claimed my co-worker as my date.
12/12/2008 11:02:23 AM
Swink! You can't take a co-worker as a date. You are required to bring an outsider so that person can benefit from all the free goodies.
12/12/2008 11:03:55 AM
not all office parties turn into gangbangs, you know that right, DivaBaby19
12/12/2008 11:04:49 AM
But
12/12/2008 11:06:09 AM
Eh, I didn't want to just take some random person just so they could get free drinks. And I already told her I would be her date.
12/12/2008 11:06:26 AM
ERRONEOUS!!!!ERRONEOUS ON ALL COUNTS!!!!!
12/12/2008 11:06:36 AM
Casey, you know you could have asked me My Co's Christmas Party is next Saturday, and I'm not sure who I want to take as a date to that one.
12/12/2008 11:07:15 AM
*batting eyes* Hay Pat
12/12/2008 11:08:09 AM
oh shit...you're rightactually as soon as i saw your name on the screen i was thinking "i could have taken patrick"haha
12/12/2008 11:08:23 AM
You're sure to get laid!
12/12/2008 11:09:02 AM
well durh
12/12/2008 11:11:40 AM
Take a girl and be like "Oh hay cow peeps....I like vagina!!!"
12/12/2008 11:12:57 AM
that would explain a lot to them it would also keep them from believing any of the conference hot tub rumors that may be floating about
12/12/2008 11:13:46 AM
hahaha ^^ is sure to be a success![Edited on December 12, 2008 at 11:14 AM. Reason : wat]
12/12/2008 11:13:47 AM
Hey Erica I think I know who I'm taking, but I'll keep you in mind[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 11:16 AM. Reason : k]
12/12/2008 11:15:50 AM
i think i'm going to start bringing a different dude to every office function
12/12/2008 11:20:54 AM
How is that different from now?
12/12/2008 11:24:00 AM
i don't bring anybody to anything nowactually...maybe i'll throw in a girl every once in a while to keep them on their toes
12/12/2008 11:24:50 AM
this is not an attempt at e-game:i don't understand how/why you have trouble dating...are you batshit crazy IRL?
12/12/2008 11:29:51 AM
carolina country club sucksbuncha cockbags
12/12/2008 11:31:09 AM
^^ABSOLUTELY
12/12/2008 11:31:43 AM
^^^ my uncle always says..."no matter how hot she is, somebody, somewhere is tired of putting up with her shit." [Edited on December 12, 2008 at 11:32 AM. Reason : peas and carrots]
12/12/2008 11:32:03 AM
^ no, i get that...every girl is nuts, but some are certifiable and i understand why they move on from guy to guy, because the guy gets sick of it and decides it's not worth the hasslebut casey doesn't seem any crazier than normal, and she's cute*shrug*
12/12/2008 11:35:00 AM
I'll goI'm Big Business and i approved this message.
12/12/2008 11:35:48 AM
that's the difference...i don't move from guy to guyi don't have any guy periodi used to be certifiably nuts...and always had a dude around even though i didn't ever really have bfs....maybe i'm repenting for those years now[Edited on December 12, 2008 at 11:40 AM. Reason : asdf]
12/12/2008 11:37:23 AM
check inbox
12/12/2008 11:42:51 AM
just dont go
12/12/2008 11:43:13 AM