So after work I was just chillin in the car on Regency Pkwy waiting for the light to turn green so I could cross over Tryon and hit US1 North. Well I am just texting and checking my email for a good 3 or 4 minutes. I look up and this older (at least 45) white guy in an silver G35 was just waving and nodding at me. I'm like uhhhhh ok? so I wave back and do that nervous laugh/half smile combo. I go back to looking at my phone for a couple more minutes and then look up to see if the light was still red and then looked over and dude was still smiling and waving n shit. I start wondering if he's just being nice or if there is something wrong with my car.

Well the light turns green so I get onto US1 and dude is like 2 cars behind me. Suddenly he comes up beside me and is still waving and carrying on so I start to really wonder/panic if something is wrong with my car. There's no reason some random old dude would be making a commotion right?

I decide to exit on Walnut and I pull into the Circuit City parking lot under a light, so if I get raped at least someone can watch it and all. Old dude pulls up beside me on the right. He gets out his car and walks over to the driver side of my car.

I'm all like OMG what the fuck is wrong?!?!?!? And he comes up to me with this beautiful gem.

He goes: "Hey there I just had to stop you to tell you this" (I'm like WHAT WHAT WHAT?!?!) "I have never been with a black woman before, and I sure do wanna try it out! What do you think?"

Me: WTF? Are you serious? Is this why you got me to pull over? I thought something was wrong with my car.
Him: Well I just thought I'd be honest ya know?
Me: (laughing) I mean I guess this is the perfect situation for honesty huh?
Him: So what do you think about this?
Me: Ummm? I don't know you? lol
Him: Well I was thinking we could get together and talk and see if anything progresses
Me: **
Him: You look all cuddly with that sweater and scarf on!
Me: I mean it is fucking cold outside!!!
Him: I mean I hear some black women don't like all things.
Me: (dumbfounded) What the hell do you mean by that?
Him: YOU KNOW!!! Oral Sex
Me: *laughter* well ummmm I don't know about all that, but I do have an appointment I need to get to. I hope you have a great night. *more laughing*
Him: I'll take care of you baby!!!
Me: Byeeeee


The whole time in the back of my head I'm trying to figure out if this is really happening to me. I have had some dirty old men come up to me and say some really nasty things, but I've never had one pull me over. Who does that?!?!?!

Feel free to comment

12/15/2008 1:26:58 PM

i call bullshit

12/15/2008 1:29:25 PM

You could have gotten some free jerewlry and dinners out of the deal. Are you sure you are a female?

12/15/2008 1:30:08 PM

12/15/2008 1:30:10 PM

I swear....I called Casey as soon as I pulled away!!!

Skack....sadly I said the same thing to a friend of mine. I told her that I looked him up and down and figured he wasn't cute enough haha

[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 1:31 PM. Reason : e]

12/15/2008 1:30:20 PM

you should have told him to stick his head in the window so he can motorboat you, then punched him in the nose and sped off.

12/15/2008 1:30:49 PM

I was the dirty old man.

12/15/2008 1:31:10 PM

^You didn't hafta go through all that trouble

12/15/2008 1:32:33 PM

If I had known you were going to make a thread on TWW and embarrass me I never would have flagged you down

12/15/2008 1:32:44 PM

12/15/2008 1:33:40 PM

Quote :

"Skack....sadly I said the same thing to a friend of mine. I told her that I looked him up and down and figured he wasn't cute enough haha"

Ha ha...Thx for your honesty.

12/15/2008 1:33:57 PM

The dude definitely isn't stable. He should know better, in this day and age, to approach a female like that. He's lucky he didn't get maced.

12/15/2008 1:34:52 PM

Quote :

"you should have told him to stick his head in the window so he can motorboat you, then punched him in the nose and sped off."

haha. I would've paid to see that one.

12/15/2008 1:35:00 PM

come on now, you coulda played this out much better

hell, you should have taken him into circuit city and told him, "alright, i want something in this store, guess what it is and buy it for me, and ill go out with you"

12/15/2008 1:35:40 PM

sounds like the plot to this movie I saw the other day...

12/15/2008 1:36:00 PM

^ I am willing to bet that movie ended in a hot interracial orgy

12/15/2008 1:37:04 PM

So how was he in the sack?

12/15/2008 1:37:09 PM

^^^ I'm not that smart on my feet

I coulda gotten a new TV! Ugh...next time!

lol bassjunkie....I didn't sleep with the guy!!!! I thought about it, but like I said...he wasn't cute

[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 1:37 PM. Reason : e]

12/15/2008 1:37:10 PM

this story is all true


my response was "in what situation is that every appropriate....unless he's really hot"

12/15/2008 1:39:48 PM

he just wanted to sample the dark meat with his old balls.

12/15/2008 1:42:36 PM

12/15/2008 1:48:12 PM

normally i would call bullshit, but you don't seem like the bullshitting type.

12/15/2008 1:48:30 PM

I just thought that if she saw my G35, I'd have a better chance than just sending a PM

12/15/2008 1:49:48 PM

After all this talking on here I finally found you out in the real world and this is the way I get treated.

12/15/2008 1:50:30 PM

she likes trucks, b.

12/15/2008 1:51:08 PM

"I won't buy you thangs"

ahahahha

12/15/2008 1:51:52 PM

Well this makes me want to tell another dirty old man story!!!

I was at some hotel/bar in Greenville watching a friend's band play with 3 other girlfriends. Well they all leave to go to the bathroom at the same time and left me chillin' at the table. I was fine sitting alone enjoying the band. Well in swoops this REALLY old guy. He had to be in his 70s no lie.

Our convo goes a little like:

Him: Hi there. I sure do love me some brown sugar!
Me: Huh? Excuse me?
Him: You know, my son married a black woman.
Me: Well that's wonderful! Good for him!
Him: Man...you have some sweet ass titties girl
Me: *looking around for my friends* Ummm thanks?
Him: I bet you got a sweet pussy too!
Me: WOW
Him: Here's my card, my wife and I are here for a swinger's convention. We have a room upstairs if you're interested in joining in. (he walks away)

And my girls show up right as he's handing me the card. I felt so dirty after that one haha.

Funny thing is a friend of mine that was there that night was the manager at the Target in Greenville. Well he came in one time and she snapped his picture on her phone through the window of her office and sent it to me. I had forgotten all about that old man until then.

12/15/2008 1:56:17 PM

i, too, would like to play with three of your girlfriends

12/15/2008 1:57:30 PM

Would 2 of those friends be my boobs?

12/15/2008 2:06:10 PM

girl...lemme get in dat sweet, sweet pussy!

12/15/2008 2:06:51 PM

Yea I still have the message you left me Friday night Casey!

"HAY girl I neva been with no black woman befo"

12/15/2008 2:08:30 PM

was he hot as fuck?

12/15/2008 2:09:13 PM

hahaha


i forgot about that...


i thought that would make you smile

12/15/2008 2:09:21 PM

haha. I'm totally sending her that in a random text message over christmas

12/15/2008 2:11:15 PM

its the boobs

12/15/2008 2:26:06 PM

those things could be considered a concealed weapon.

12/15/2008 2:32:02 PM

I know right.

I need a permit.

12/15/2008 2:40:10 PM

definitely.

12/15/2008 2:59:21 PM

damn, ive only been with 2 black girls before

12/15/2008 3:15:23 PM

we can make that 3

12/15/2008 3:17:10 PM

3rd ones a charm.

12/15/2008 3:18:28 PM

12/15/2008 3:18:57 PM

Quote :

"The dude definitely isn't stable. He should know better, in this day and age, to approach a female like that. He's unlucky he didn't get laid."

12/15/2008 3:20:34 PM

so riding across gorman or avent ferry bridge (cant remember) in TheBullDoza's jeep back in fall 07, i convinced adam8778 to yell out the window to some people walking:


"DONT JUMP

DONT JUMP"

12/15/2008 3:23:16 PM

wrong thread methinks

12/15/2008 3:24:34 PM

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

12/15/2008 3:27:33 PM

lol nice 4000rd post there von

12/15/2008 3:28:46 PM

12/15/2008 3:35:20 PM

Now this one time I got hit on by this hottie that drives an NSX. I even got into the car with him.

12/15/2008 3:36:32 PM