open her present early?
12/15/2008 8:48:41 PM
u mad?
12/15/2008 8:49:32 PM
dick in a box?
12/15/2008 8:50:00 PM
only if there's a dick in that box[Edited on December 15, 2008 at 8:50 PM. Reason : ^can I have my brain back homie?]
12/15/2008 8:50:01 PM
he went to jaredand got a diamond dick in a box
12/15/2008 8:50:23 PM
^^only if you quit taking my ideas!
12/15/2008 8:50:46 PM
if she requests toyou should however use this to your advantage to get something you want ]]
12/15/2008 8:50:51 PM
i allowed one present to be opened early bc i compromised the surprise by leaving the packing receipt on the coffee table. he came over before i got home from work and i forgot it was there so i just gave it to him
12/15/2008 8:51:00 PM
the box is underneath the christmas treeI am on the couchthere is no dick in the boxI am not that blessed
12/15/2008 8:51:07 PM
chopped it off, eh?
12/15/2008 8:51:29 PM
that's silly
12/15/2008 8:52:04 PM
did you give her a dildo replica for your wang?
12/15/2008 8:52:44 PM
cant wait another 10 days?
12/15/2008 8:53:48 PM
that's silly as wellshe can use the real thing any time she wantsI did, however, make you a replica.please PM me your address so I can send you yours gift, dear you'll know when it arrives because it will be in a 3 inch package
12/15/2008 8:54:22 PM
woohoo!!pm sentcan you do same day delivery tomorrow?
12/15/2008 8:55:59 PM
yes ma'am
12/15/2008 8:57:23 PM
but what am i supposed to do closer to christmas?
12/15/2008 9:19:06 PM
this is what i read:
12/15/2008 10:17:49 PM
i guess both version work
12/15/2008 10:27:09 PM
shit nahwith that being said, what exactly is she willing to do to open her present early? You hold the bargaining chips my friend. use them wisely. go for anal
12/15/2008 10:29:07 PM
hahahaha I got a GPS!!! Without having to give anal
12/15/2008 10:36:55 PM
you sure about that?
12/15/2008 10:40:59 PM
TURN LEFT AT VAGINADESTINATION STRAIGHT AHEADYOU HAVE ARRIVED
12/15/2008 10:44:07 PM