"DAYUM, THIS THANG'S GOT TEET-TRIS"-EARLY CUYLER
12/16/2008 9:22:40 AM
NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the government's scheme to employ Harlem youngsters. The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in the pits. However-Gordon got more than he bargained for! At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12 seconds theyhad changed the paint scheme, altered the Vin number, and sold the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed, and some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the showe
12/16/2008 9:23:29 AM
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck, den shoot that lying summa' bitch goose and supa' down! -Early Cuyler
12/16/2008 9:35:48 AM
have you seen the adult swim christmas cookie recipe?hahaha3 cups pine cone liquor
12/16/2008 9:40:49 AM
cheap gin + green food coloring ..... pine cone likker?
12/16/2008 9:43:11 AM
Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here...Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.
12/16/2008 9:45:52 AM
nah dude, you know how to make pine cone likker!!Allow me to explain the contamination process. Pine cones go in here, party liquors comes out here and proceed to here. Fights begin, finger prints are took, days is lost, bail is made, court dates are ignored, cycle is repeated.[Edited on December 16, 2008 at 9:46 AM. Reason : too damn slow!!]
12/16/2008 9:46:28 AM
wait what
12/16/2008 9:46:59 AM
12/16/2008 9:47:58 AM
DONT STOP DONT STOPNOW FLOG MY ASS WITH IT... HMMHMMHAHAA-no now you're just F-king with me
12/16/2008 9:52:04 AM
I don't think ethnics do no work, I mean that's they problem really. If you ain't like me go hang from a damn tree.
12/16/2008 9:52:46 AM
12/16/2008 9:53:31 AM
hahhaha i really hope they come out with some new epsodes soonive watched my dvd so many times its about to die.blank dvd that has DONT TOUCH THE TRIM written on it in sharpie. people always ask what it is [Edited on December 16, 2008 at 9:54 AM. Reason : drinky crow and superjail are ok but they just dont do it for me]
12/16/2008 9:54:05 AM
So whats the scoop with the 2nd DVD? there are a shit ton of episodes since the first...
12/16/2008 10:01:54 AM
are you looking for a copy?im not sure about any official dvds, i just have a homemade dvd with (i think) 20 episodes on it. if there are more, i'd like to get them on a dvd too. if you have nero and a dvd burner i can send you an image file of the dvd i made, with fun pictures and menus and all that crap
12/16/2008 10:24:17 AM
I'm talking about the episodes from season 3 and on
12/16/2008 10:27:22 AM
yeah, i have the store bought seasons 1-2 dvd, but if you have some later episodes, i would like to get that from you.
12/16/2008 10:31:56 AM