itchy butt

12/17/2008 6:27:11 PM

= smelly finger?

12/17/2008 6:27:55 PM

skid marks!

12/17/2008 6:28:35 PM

skid marks!

12/17/2008 6:29:22 PM

skid marks!

12/17/2008 6:30:07 PM

i expect better from you mr. numbers

12/17/2008 6:30:40 PM

yeah this sounds like a thread i would make

12/17/2008 6:31:05 PM

I, too, have broken flood control.

12/17/2008 6:31:37 PM

have your gf lick it clean

12/17/2008 6:31:40 PM

dear God,

Why did Joenummers have to go and make this thread?

Love,
Amna

12/17/2008 6:32:10 PM

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"yeah this sounds like a thread i would make "

I think you're too good to make a thread like this

I also think my problem stems from the fact that we have horrible TP at work. It's so rough yet so waxy and non-absorbant. It just smears all over the place.

12/17/2008 6:32:55 PM

and you didn't bring your own after knowing this?

12/17/2008 6:44:35 PM

come on guys we are in our 20's

12/17/2008 6:45:09 PM

im going to start bringing my own TP from now on. charmin with aloe. i use twice the normal amount to increase hand security and to reduce the chances of hooking a finger.

12/17/2008 6:45:49 PM

ever step in the bathroom just for a good dig/scratch, knowing full well you now have a trainwreck of all skidmarks?

12/17/2008 7:00:18 PM

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"come on guys we are in our 20's"

TWW quote of the year, pack it in everybody let's take a posting holiday

12/17/2008 7:00:18 PM

actually i know a few that are in their 30's

12/17/2008 7:00:58 PM

worst thing ever.. your finger penetrating the toilet paper and going up your ass.

12/17/2008 8:24:36 PM

Why the hell don't you people know how to wipe your ass and keep your hands clean?

12/17/2008 8:25:17 PM

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"have your gf lick it clean"

than an offer?

12/17/2008 8:26:23 PM

I have offered and asked many times if I can lick your butt, mister.

12/17/2008 8:27:56 PM

Wow. I just realized that it is probably difficult to wash your hand(s) with only well. . .one of them.

12/17/2008 8:28:09 PM

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" STALE BUTT WATER "

12/17/2008 8:31:28 PM

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"Wow. I just realized that it is probably difficult to wash your hand(s) with only well. . .one of them. "

if that's what you want to believe, sure!

12/17/2008 8:56:46 PM

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"MUDD BUTT ..."

12/17/2008 8:57:54 PM

this makes me lol

12/23/2008 7:47:19 PM

12/23/2008 7:57:55 PM

2/12/2009 4:50:13 PM

explain how this works? What is your normal ass wiping routine and where does it go wrong

2/12/2009 4:53:00 PM

you gotta wipe till the paper is clean.

2/12/2009 4:53:40 PM

wow... y'all are some nasty filthy revolting motherfuckers

2/12/2009 5:24:30 PM

hey everyone has an issue with this at least once.

2/12/2009 5:43:35 PM

2/12/2009 5:53:59 PM

use your OTHER arm joe.

2/12/2009 5:57:01 PM

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"charmin with aloe"

BEST

TP

EVER

2/12/2009 6:34:54 PM

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"worst thing ever.. your finger penetrating the toilet paper and going up your ass. "

how does THIS happen?

2/12/2009 7:29:04 PM

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"you gotta wipe till the paper is clean."

words to live by

2/12/2009 7:42:52 PM

k

2/12/2009 7:52:31 PM

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"you gotta wipe till the paper is clean"

Unfortunately with cheap toilet paper, that isn't always possible. If you wipe too much it'll destroy your asshole.

With the good stuff (Charmin+ aloe) you can wipe practically all day with no issues. Comes in handy if you ate something that didn't agree with your stomach and you're on the shitter multiple times/day.

[Edited on February 12, 2009 at 8:02 PM. Reason : ]

2/12/2009 8:01:04 PM

Quote :

"COMES IN HAND"

2/12/2009 8:01:59 PM