and think youre good for the day, but you get one on deck a few hours later at the worse possible time

12/18/2008 1:10:16 PM

Quote :

"get one on deck"

made me lol.

12/18/2008 1:11:23 PM

12/18/2008 1:11:56 PM

like out at the bar

12/18/2008 1:13:18 PM

or during a final

12/18/2008 1:14:05 PM

What's worse an afternoon poop or a morning poop

12/18/2008 1:26:04 PM

neither are worse

both are awesome

12/18/2008 1:27:34 PM

a midnight poop

12/18/2008 1:27:37 PM

worst is after shower poop

12/18/2008 1:28:11 PM

Have you ever stopped in the middle of a shower and got out so you can take a poop? Because you know it's way worse to poop after the shower.

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 1:30 PM. Reason : clarify]

12/18/2008 1:29:46 PM

hop back in that motherfucker

12/18/2008 1:30:12 PM

why take the time to leave the shower

the drain is just like a toilet, except with a grate over it

12/18/2008 1:30:45 PM

i love it when you take like 3 dumps in a day and they are all one wipe dumps

12/18/2008 1:31:23 PM

does the number of wipes make pooping more enjoyable to you or something?

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 1:32 PM. Reason : asdf]

12/18/2008 1:32:30 PM

^^^i am never showering at your house again

[Edited on December 18, 2008 at 1:32 PM. Reason : ^]

12/18/2008 1:32:40 PM

now that's a rare occasion!

I might have to excuse myself shortly, drank too much coffee earlier.

12/18/2008 1:32:48 PM

I personally love to poop.

12/18/2008 1:33:31 PM

I dont really shit in the shower

it was hypothetical

12/18/2008 1:33:31 PM

i dont mind droping a load if i know its gonna be a one and done type dump

12/18/2008 1:36:05 PM

I like when you dump in a public bathroom and theres someone in the stall next to you

and you wipe and reach the toilet paper under the stall and show your neighbor the contents

always a LOL getter

12/18/2008 1:37:18 PM

LOL

12/18/2008 1:39:14 PM

no no! that's the plan!

you go out drinking when you know you'll have one on deck. that way, you know you won't fuck some random hoodrat. i mean, who fucks when they have to poo?

12/18/2008 1:53:48 PM