- i post on tww too much
- i jerk off every night
- i beat to ur pics
- i'm being lazy
- it helps me sleep

12/22/2008 3:37:46 PM

I call it "shakin the Devil out"

12/22/2008 3:38:47 PM

she's with her family plus I do it every night anyways

12/22/2008 3:40:37 PM

- i'm really good at it and don't want to squander my chances in London during the 2012 games

12/22/2008 3:41:32 PM

I was blown off again

12/22/2008 3:41:40 PM

More likely than not I'll be tweaking my own program tonight.

12/22/2008 3:43:29 PM

ilike the one man tug of war

12/22/2008 3:44:13 PM

^^ i thought you were making steak and getting some. how did your plans change so quickly?

12/22/2008 3:44:48 PM

I always have hope that I'll get some tonight, but if things play out as they usually do, WoW will win and I'll just get drunk and troll TWW.

[Edited on December 22, 2008 at 3:46 PM. Reason : it just occured to me, that i must be bad in bed.]

12/22/2008 3:45:49 PM

^hearing shit like that makes me wonder how I can't nail a girl down. wtf

12/22/2008 3:46:58 PM

WoW over sex? How is that even an option??

12/22/2008 3:47:46 PM

^^^time to play with the internet connection!

"Oh NO! you lost signal? I know something we can do while we wait on it to start working again "

12/22/2008 3:48:22 PM

I could see Madden over sex

even maybe Fallout 3

but World of Warcraft ?

I can't see that over jerking off

12/22/2008 3:49:51 PM

My husband is chuckling at y'all. Apparently, I *am* a bad lay.

12/22/2008 3:50:46 PM

i think that's why these commercials were started:
http://www.break.com/index/warcraft_reduces_sex_drive.html

12/22/2008 3:51:53 PM

"spank bank"

12/22/2008 3:52:09 PM

I would never play any game over having sex with my wife, its lack of sex that drives me to video games

12/22/2008 3:54:05 PM

i think it's a double edged sword...you go to it due to lack of sex, and then the game sucks you in and you aren't aware of what's going on around you enough to be able to discern when she does want to have sex.

12/22/2008 3:55:47 PM

Maybe but I always to make sure to play when she goes to bed and/or I have already been denied

12/22/2008 3:56:27 PM

I think that I just failed economics. Not understanding the whole supply/demand system.

12/22/2008 3:57:58 PM

Haha, sometimes you just gotta close the trap.

12/22/2008 3:59:11 PM

you got to create an artificial shortage

12/22/2008 3:59:26 PM

this is when you try distraction. it works!

12/22/2008 4:01:14 PM

Close the cupcake shop for awhile, he'll eventually get hungry

12/22/2008 4:02:09 PM

I have absolutely no self control. I think that my ID is really just a crazed 15 year old spraying his jizz on everything that holds still long enough.

12/22/2008 4:02:29 PM

Quote :

"I would never play any game over having sex with my wife, its lack of sex that drives me to video games "

amen

12/22/2008 4:10:18 PM

12/22/2008 4:12:59 PM

i'm recently single and i have no desire to hang out with a girl tonight

12/22/2008 4:14:17 PM

^^ I don't get it

Is he supposed to be taking all the women? Causing dudes everywhere to jerk off tonight?

12/22/2008 4:17:17 PM

racist

12/22/2008 4:17:51 PM

nice electrical outlet. very inconspicuous.

[Edited on December 22, 2008 at 4:46 PM. Reason : reminds me of "that's a NICE boulder!"]

12/22/2008 4:45:20 PM

im glad i saw this

12/22/2008 4:46:06 PM

i dont know whether to take that as a good thing or a bad thing

12/22/2008 4:46:59 PM

ahahahaha i loled at every

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

12/22/2008 4:48:54 PM