http://www.myspace.com/kellylikesshoes

i fucking laft hard

12/23/2008 10:48:30 PM

old!

12/23/2008 10:48:40 PM

Quote :

"So, this snobby salesgirl at this shoe store was like, “your feet are too big for this shoe,” because I’m a size 11. And I was like, “um...so what?! go in the back and find my size, betch!!!” The song, “Shoes,” just kind of tells that story. That was the first song I ever wrote. Then I wrote some more songs because there was a lot bothering me. Like one time I asked to borrow my friend’s top and she wouldn’t let me. That sucked. So I wrote, “Let Me Borrow That Top.” And then I was tired of being left out of conversations in the cafeteria, so I wrote, “What R U Guys Talking About?” And then I kept writing, and then my mom was like, “What’s all this song writing? Why aren’t you doing your chemistry homework?!?!” and I was all, “because it sucks,” and she was all, “don’t use that language,” and I wanted to betchslap her but I refrained (vocabulary word; see, I actually do READ sometimes; i just don’t read textbooks and crap like that). And now I’ve got a CD with a bunch of songs, a video on YouTube and stuff, and T-shirts, and I’m performing at different places and stuff, and my friends are all psyched for me and driving me places. And the best is I recorded my mom yelling at me one day and made a song out of it, “Where Do You Think You’re Going in That?”. That’s my way of saying, “stop yelling at me, betch! I’m going to get what I want!!!”"

12/23/2008 10:51:04 PM

Am I the only one that thinks Kelly is fucking bangin?

12/23/2008 10:51:17 PM

look, John, there are times I am not at a computer. Many times. I know this is a difficult revelation to field, but I speak nothing but the truth. So, at times, there will be some internet fun on which I'll miss out. I may, hell, subsequently post some of it on this here wolfweb which you so handily procure. By the way, I must say, thank you for that. It has long been my belief that were it not for you, the web of wolves would crumble like Minnesota bridges. Perhaps there ought to be yet a NEW forum whereby you alert we unfortunates as to what is hip, new, relevent in internet land.

12/23/2008 10:54:16 PM

is this kelly??

12/23/2008 10:54:35 PM

no. kelly is a man.

12/23/2008 10:55:24 PM

well i'd agree with that stoner dude if (^^) were kelly.

12/23/2008 10:55:52 PM

LOL

12/23/2008 10:56:14 PM

Kelly is a man? Aww fuck...

12/23/2008 10:57:15 PM