SAVE ME!

12/28/2008 5:50:12 PM

just kill yourself. its the best way

12/28/2008 5:51:39 PM

quick, get shitfaced.

12/28/2008 5:52:14 PM

buy a calendar

12/28/2008 6:08:32 PM

Jack Daniels

12/28/2008 7:52:32 PM

I ALMOST DIED SON. TOO MUCH BORING.

12/28/2008 10:58:01 PM

Damn...
Ok who had the bets that he would survive...
Alot of us owe you money now.

12/28/2008 10:59:14 PM

any hotties there?

12/28/2008 10:59:25 PM

^^what was the over/under?
I missed the line...dang...

12/28/2008 11:01:54 PM

EMCE: YOU COULD PUT IT IN BETWEEN ONE OF MY GRANDMA'S FAT WRINKLES, BUT SHE DOESN'T LIKE BLACK PENISES.

12/28/2008 11:11:28 PM

Death:
Unspecific - 2:1
Redneck Shotgun Incident - 3:1
Alcohol Related - 4:1
Drunk sexual encounter with hot cousin, then shot by said cousin's father upon discovery - 7:1
Drunk sexual encounter with hideous cousin, outcast by family, commits suicide in shame - 10:1

Lives:
Unspecific - 4:1
Lives but has drunk sexual encounter with cousin (not hideous) - 5:1
Lives but has drunk sexual encounter with cousin (hideous) - 6:1



I had all my money on the 10:1 payout

12/28/2008 11:12:18 PM

it's not about what she likes

it's about what degrades her the most

12/28/2008 11:14:56 PM

i think if i were drunk, my odds of death would be 1 in 1.1

^I think she'd try to shoot you or something.

12/28/2008 11:14:59 PM

srsly dude

gimme them digits

let me at least try

12/28/2008 11:16:08 PM

So a 91% chance of you dying?

12/28/2008 11:16:54 PM

^^that side of the family is VERY 1920s. seriously racist. if i didn't think she'd try to kill you, i would gladly hook you up.

^considering i didn't drink, the odds were about 75% chance of death by boredom. i somehow made it out.

12/28/2008 11:19:58 PM

thanks for looking out

12/28/2008 11:20:50 PM