12/31/2008 1:41:52 AM
ntlb
12/31/2008 2:33:06 AM
she's more attractive than most
12/31/2008 6:49:06 AM
i will not stand for this
12/31/2008 12:32:38 PM
10/10 on the TWW scale7/10 on the irl scale
12/31/2008 12:52:30 PM
12/31/2008 1:07:52 PM
last bttt of the year
12/31/2008 5:22:02 PM
12/31/2008 6:32:35 PM
my favorite actress
12/31/2008 6:33:06 PM
for someone so famous, she's only alright.
12/31/2008 6:35:06 PM
you know damn well right that she is hot as fuck and you would date the shit out of her, and marry her too if she was a good cook.
12/31/2008 6:37:12 PM
[Edited on December 31, 2008 at 6:38 PM. Reason : I'm partial to this one too]
12/31/2008 6:38:42 PM
^ same thing, right on man.
12/31/2008 6:40:00 PM
more symmetrical and proportional than I. but not epic imho.
12/31/2008 6:41:32 PM
Yeah I'm pretty obsessed with Reese, she's awesome.
12/31/2008 6:43:09 PM
AGREE x 100000
12/31/2008 7:41:46 PM
100% agree.
12/31/2008 7:51:22 PM
shes kind of disproportionate. if she wasn't a famous actress, you'd not be so overwhelmed.remove "epic" then i will agree.
12/31/2008 7:52:34 PM
i, too, find her attractive.
12/31/2008 7:53:12 PM
= ?[Edited on December 31, 2008 at 8:02 PM. Reason : .]
12/31/2008 8:00:59 PM
12/31/2008 8:10:58 PM
^ DO NOT DESECRATE THIS THREAD WITH YOUR DIRTY FANTASIES
12/31/2008 11:52:40 PM
steve bringing the funny here haha Eminem - Ass Like That lyricsChorus]The way you shake it, I can't believe itI ain't never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doingI don't believe it, it's almost too good to be trueI ain't never seen an ass like thatThe way you move it, you make my pee pee goDoing, doing, doingThe way she moves she's like a belly dancerShe's shaking that ass to that new nelly jam, IThink someones at the doorBut I don't think I'm gonna answerPolice saying "freeze"Doing, doing, doingWhat do you mean freeze?Please, I'm a human being, I have needsI'm not done, not till I'm finish peeingI am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. OfficerI'm already on my kneesI can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for meAnd do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, peeYes, I make r&b, I sing song it goRing-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-chingPsych, I joke, I joke, I kidd, I kiddIf I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgiveFor I am Triumph, the puppet dog, I am a mere puppetI can get away with anything I sing, you will love it[Chorus]Jessica Simpson, looks oh so temptin'Nick I ain't never seen an ass like thatEverytime I see that show on MTV my pee pee goesDoing, doing, doingMary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesomeNow they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum bumsI go to the movies and sit down with my pop cornPolice saying "freeze"Doing doing doingWhat do you mean freeze?Geez, I just got my seatI have ticket, look, I put away my zip-recieptPlease do not remove me from this movie theater pleaseI did not even get to see Mary-Kate shower sceneI didn't mean to be obscene or make a great big sceneAnd don't treat me like I'm pee wee herman, this movies PGMr. Officer, I demand to see my attorneyI will simply plead innocent, cop a plea and be freeFree, yes, free, right back on the streetsWhat you mean my lawyer's with Michael, he's too busy?I am Triumph, Britney Spears has shoulders like a manAnd I can say that and you'll laugh cuz that is a puppet on my hand
12/31/2008 11:58:55 PM
Greasy Reesehttp://www.newsaskew.com/va5/20001201ksmith.shtml
1/1/2009 12:05:34 AM
> amber heard
1/9/2009 9:59:24 PM
yea probably
1/9/2009 10:06:22 PM
There is just something about the chin that screams Jay Leno
1/9/2009 10:13:41 PM
both are hot, both are rich, whats the problem here
1/9/2009 10:18:43 PM
never really liked danes...always thought reese was overrated
1/9/2009 10:20:33 PM
1/9/2009 10:22:26 PM