The first infomercial I see in 2009 is probably the best one I'll see in 2009

I can't get enough of this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPKtBM99kAc


"You're gonna love my nuts !"

1/1/2009 12:39:36 AM

too bad its 2008 [old]

1/1/2009 12:42:40 AM

no its not

fuck you party pooper

1/1/2009 12:43:56 AM

wont ever beat this one

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BCdbwXeqV-k

1/1/2009 12:45:39 AM

I don't get the headset... I mean, why? It only helps him to seem more like the scout from team fortress 2... but besides that, no purpose.

1/1/2009 12:46:23 AM

so he can field phone calls after they go off the air when the 20 minute countdown starts

1/1/2009 12:47:38 AM

you followin me camera guy?

1/1/2009 1:00:33 AM

2 mo for cam takin ova da roc

1/1/2009 1:23:38 AM

He is not as condescending in this one. It is sad.

1/1/2009 1:32:44 AM

1/1/2009 1:32:55 AM

I like how they say "Beware of Imitators"

And by "Imitators" they mean "Products just like this that have been out 40 years"

1/1/2009 2:13:54 AM

Quote :

"I don't get the headset... I mean, why? It only helps him to seem more like the scout from team fortress 2... but besides that, no purpose"

at trade shows and places like the NC State fair they do 5 minute demonstrations where they communicate and interact with the audience using similar headsets. In the commercial, they are simulating the conversation Vince would be having with such an audience. I hope this helps you get it.

1/1/2009 2:39:20 AM

STOP HAVING A BORING TUNA!

1/1/2009 4:23:49 AM

TACOS
FETTUCCINE
LINGUINE
MARTINI
BIKINI

1/1/2009 10:27:27 AM

fucking old son, learn to keep up with the rest of us

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=552962

1/1/2009 10:28:54 AM

i seriously just bought one of those

1/1/2009 10:37:55 AM

Quote :

"TACOS FETTUCCINE LINGUINE MARTINI BIKINI"

1/1/2009 10:44:03 AM

that guy is money.

1/1/2009 11:20:17 AM

And to think he brought us: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0201290/

Please to embed - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2oVWSfZ9Bk

1/1/2009 11:36:45 AM

Quote :

"STOP HAVING BORING TUNA, STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE"

Quote :

"YOU'RE GONNA HAVE AN EXCITING LIFE NOW"

1/1/2009 11:37:54 AM

And to think he used to be a scientologist, quit, sued them, and hasn't wound up dead in a ditch. He must be serious business to pull that off.

1/1/2009 11:55:36 AM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vince_Offer

1/1/2009 12:29:42 PM

there are so many gems from this one I don't even know where to start

"life's hard enough as it is, you don't wanna cry anymore"

"we're gonna make America skinny again, one slap at a time"

1/1/2009 12:42:05 PM

Longer version of the commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs

1/1/2009 12:50:02 PM

^^^after reading his wiki, i think vince is just a weird pervert, and we're gonna see a lot more lines like "you're gonna love my nuts" in his commercials

1/1/2009 1:03:36 PM

Quote :

"you're gonna love my nuts watch this you can do everything in the cover it's so easy...one finger kid's can do it"

1/1/2009 1:11:16 PM

you know we can't do this all day

1/1/2009 1:19:25 PM

Quote :

"LOVE MY NUTS"

1/1/2009 1:22:07 PM

I WAS WATCHING THIS ON TWW YEARS AGO

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/1/2009 2:02:04 PM

im so excited that thing is gonna make me skinny

1/1/2009 2:42:11 PM

one slap at a time

1/1/2009 2:49:26 PM

YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS

1/1/2009 2:54:18 PM

tacos
freduchini
linguini
martini
bikini

1/1/2009 2:55:13 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7TeTNzz8v4

1/1/2009 3:00:24 PM

USE THE OTHER THREAD

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/1/2009 3:01:18 PM

YOU'RE GONNA ♥ MY NUTS

1/1/2009 3:30:31 PM

1/1/2009 5:14:42 PM

That was a really good behind the back shot into the kitchen sink

1/1/2009 5:22:40 PM

this led me to the wiki for billy mays, which includes the following passage

Quote :

"At a Pittsburgh home show in 1993, Mays struck up a friendship with rival douche bag Max Appel, founder of Orange Glo International, a Denver-based manufacturer of cleaning products"

1/1/2009 5:44:58 PM

wrong thread, what the hell



[Edited on January 1, 2009 at 5:48 PM. Reason : ha ha]

1/1/2009 5:48:32 PM

1/1/2009 6:25:42 PM

HAHA, BEAUTIFUL THROW TO THE SINK

1/1/2009 6:31:57 PM

i guess this wasnt made in germany...

1/1/2009 6:32:35 PM

Quote :

"BORING TUNA STOPPER"

1/1/2009 6:34:36 PM

Quote :

"WIDE OPEN MEXICAN BEHIND THE BACK SINK AIRBALL TOSS"

1/1/2009 6:37:34 PM

Quote :

"NOTHING BUT FAUCET"

1/1/2009 6:39:58 PM

Quote :

"JUST PAY PROCESSING"

1/1/2009 6:43:12 PM

Quote :

"STOP HAVING BORING TUNA, STOP HAVING A BORING LIFE!"

1/1/2009 6:47:24 PM

Quote :

"THIS IS MAKING YOU CRY, YOURE MAKING ME CRY"

1/1/2009 6:48:40 PM

pre set'em up

1/1/2009 6:49:01 PM