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1/2/2009 1:10:45 PM

don't have one

1/2/2009 1:11:27 PM

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"DRink"

1/2/2009 1:12:03 PM

i did the gallon challenge yesterday

but i'm gonna keep drinking milk

1/2/2009 1:12:34 PM

I think Allie and I both were swearing off of the alcohol yesterday, but now I could go for a beer

1/2/2009 1:12:45 PM

Usually people who say "Ill never drink again" are the same people that you can count 3... 2... 1... and they're the next person with a beer. I haven't had an "I will never drink" night but i've had an "I'll never drink" next day

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1/2/2009 1:13:27 PM

i have had atleast 3 nights like this

1/2/2009 1:15:43 PM

no shit, tell yo story

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1/2/2009 1:16:04 PM

I think I've said it once or twice, but after that I realized I was just a liar.

1/2/2009 1:16:51 PM

well I mean a few nights ago I had pitchers of beer, atomic hot wings and double garlic fries for dinner

then after dinner I drank a pint of Evan Williams straight

later I sprayed fire and acid out of my mouth

but I didn't make some ridiculous claim about never drinking again

1/2/2009 1:18:11 PM

ha, mine ended with me puking in the glovebox of my truck because the only sober person was a dumbass and kept swerving and braking trying to make me puke. Puked on him too. mixing cheap beer and various liquors is no good.

1/2/2009 1:24:32 PM

I hate Dr. Ink.

1/2/2009 8:07:36 PM

I threw up in the bathroom at the NYE party I went to. What'd I do after that? Went back out and kept drinking

1/2/2009 8:12:38 PM

I used to consider the warning label on fifths of Everclear a challenge... never again

1/2/2009 8:17:12 PM

First couple times I got shitfaced and sick i said it. Now its just a foretelling that I had a damn good night.

1/2/2009 8:21:58 PM

i was camping out in the florida keys a couple weeks ago, and Firebreather brought like a gallon of his home-made mead(sp?)...tasted good at first, but probably didnt help that i started things off with rum in a coconut, and finished off with some lukewarm beer (i think it was red stripe).

i realized i never had heartburn before, and realized just how bad it sucks. especially when wasted. i tried to lay down, but just tossed and turned for a long time. it ended up raining for a few minutes that night, and they didnt put the rain-fly (or whatever you call it) on the tent. so that sucked. then i woke up at like 4 or 5 in the morning and tried to puke out what i could. all i got was dry heaves.

that was my most recent "i will never drink again" story....but it only took 2 days to drink again. i was in the keys, for fuck's sake!

1/2/2009 8:38:47 PM

pretty much the past 3 days/nights of my life make me never want to drink again.

1/2/2009 8:41:17 PM

i still want to drink i just need to cool it on the liquor

1/2/2009 8:41:52 PM

I don't have a story... I don't fail while drinking... not in any ways related to the alcohol itself, anyway.

Hell, I rarely even have particularly bad hangovers if at all... though that's probably just more luck than anything I do or don't do.


Also, this thread made me want liquor.

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1/2/2009 9:04:10 PM

i'm not hungover and haven't been for the past 3 days. but i've been staying up and getting retardedly drunk for 3 days straight. i'm just tired. and kind of feel disgusted by myself.

1/2/2009 9:07:15 PM

Eh...I don't know if I've ever said that. I've definitely had a few "I'm not going to be drinking for a while" days...but will usually only rest for a day or so.

And those days happened because I did the following:

Peed on a girl...twice...different girl, different night.

Woke up on a sidewalk with my the back of my head bleeding profusely. Vaguely remember getting beat up by two guys.

Rode my bike across the street to the beach...got my pajama pants caught in the bike chain...fell over, passed out, and woke up on the beach with my bike on top of me.

Passed out on the beach several times.

Never really had any regrettable hook-ups...but I did wake up beside my law school TA after a halloween party once. I had been trying to avoid that all semester...so that was definitely a "whoops" moment.


I've definitely been drunk a lot...but those are the times that I did something and I was lke..."ahhh, shit....I'm not going to drink for a while."

1/2/2009 9:36:41 PM

I don't have a "I'll never drink again", but I have a "I'll never drink Gin again". During the summer went with a friend to this apartment where a bunch of teachers where living to hang out and drink...it was an REU program, so everyone who drank period would hang out.

I started with a big cup of Gin and Tonic, never had it before, and like most mix drinks I drank it pretty fast, along with the one afterwards. One of the teachers made my next one, she came out of the place with a smile on her face as she handed it to me and that's the last thing I remember of that night. I woke up randomly at like 3am to puke into the dorm room sink, and a couple times after that.

Next day I was in bed sick all day, venturing out to wander across the street for some Sonic at like 9. The teachers all were bugging me with text messages around lunch time, all sitting together and plotting against me. Later found out that I am quite the hysterical black out drunk.

Never having gin again

1/2/2009 9:46:34 PM

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1/2/2009 10:11:12 PM

hey imphoto, did i see you at biggie's like 2 nights ago?

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1/2/2009 10:11:41 PM

i got like 25 of these at least

1/2/2009 10:12:45 PM

ha you were there? why didnt you say something?

1/2/2009 10:14:04 PM

i was getting in a car when i saw you, was kinda late

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1/2/2009 10:19:11 PM

oh thats gay. ha i was pretty much there from 11 new years eve til 5:30 this morn. next time def holla at me though

1/2/2009 10:20:45 PM

k , i've been over there a few times but i don't really know most of those people

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1/2/2009 10:21:52 PM

i dont go over there too much, i think that was only the third time i've been there. but im making dinner for them monday over there. im excited

1/2/2009 10:24:21 PM

imphoto turned 18 the other day btw...shes legal

1/2/2009 10:26:22 PM

16 is legal. that shit has been on the market for years

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1/2/2009 10:26:58 PM

pshh I just turned 20, get it right.

1/2/2009 10:27:29 PM

i'm gonna need to see some identification ma'am

1/2/2009 10:30:32 PM

soju + pineapple pop = I will never touch soju again.

I remember at one point that I was walking along a river in seoul and the next minute I'm pantsless in my boyfriend's bathroom back in a different city. Thank god soju not widespread around the US, the thought of it still gets me queasy.

1/2/2009 10:33:42 PM

soju + bud light lime + sprite = i will touch soju again

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1/2/2009 10:34:24 PM

oh that reminds me! when i was 17 i swore i would never drink again. it was the first night (and only night EVER) that i drank mad dog. all i know was i ended up naked, mud wrestling my two best friends on top of a mountain in 10 degree weather. i heard rumors that i also kept rolling down the mountian wrapped up only in a blanket afterwards lol. mad dog is a bitch!

1/2/2009 10:36:29 PM

I woke up under a stranger's dining room table in clothes that were not mine. The pants were on backwards and I found my underwear under their china cabinet.

1/2/2009 10:37:05 PM

I DO NOT REMEMBER BEING AT RUCKUS AT ALL ON NYE

I WAS THERE AT LEAST 4 HOURS

IM NEVER GONNA DRINK AGAIN

AT LEAST UNTIL MY NEXT PAY CHECK

1/2/2009 10:51:07 PM

oh shit, cassy you goin out there tonight? i just got a call , but i might be going back to a party in CH

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1/2/2009 10:52:59 PM

one night with a 5th of gin. never again.

1/2/2009 10:55:00 PM

Sophomore year of college I made the mistake of drinking a bottle of red wine with a friend and then drinking some beers afterward. I will never make that mistake again

1/2/2009 10:57:33 PM

Quote :

"soju + bud light lime + sprite = i will touch soju again"

just the bud and the sprite sounds gross, the soju just puts it over the top

1/2/2009 10:57:47 PM

seems as if all of my 'oh shit' nights occur with liquor, i've never blacked out with beer before. i've also only puked once from drinking, and i hadnt even had a lot, wasn't even drunk, the beer just didnt sit well with the melvins i had.

1/2/2009 11:26:36 PM

everyone must have a "i will never drink tequila again" story. after i took the mcat i took a couple shots of patron and proceeded to suck down some coronas and wild turkey quaffers. i woke up the next morning in my own puke. jimi hendrix style minus the death

1/3/2009 12:11:03 AM

loser

1/3/2009 12:11:38 AM

shit happens man

1/3/2009 12:14:37 AM

these are the things i touched last night: beer (amstel light, coors light, bud light, miller lite, natty light), champagne (andre - regular and brut), firefly, wine (white - 2 diff kinds), crown, soco, and a sour apple smirnoff ice (yea, i don't know how that snuck in there)

THEREFORE

i am taking tonight off.

1/3/2009 12:14:59 AM

^that's not ALL you touched!!!111111

har har har

1/3/2009 1:55:23 AM

If you ever say this, then you need to, instead, realize that you need to grow the fuck up and drink like an adult.

1/3/2009 4:02:31 AM