sorry, ladies.

1/2/2009 11:58:46 PM

?

1/3/2009 12:00:46 AM

no, she does not have a pooch. wtf, mate

1/3/2009 12:01:09 AM

so what's his name?

1/3/2009 12:01:45 AM

lol

1/3/2009 12:02:37 AM

well my question is, did you shave the bushes?

1/3/2009 12:03:09 AM

this has to be the lamest shit I have ever seen

it's like a TWW relationship, except the S/O isn't even on TWW and we still have to hear about it every step of the way

1/3/2009 12:03:10 AM

Did she vote for Obama?

1/3/2009 12:07:47 AM

Who are you?

1/3/2009 12:08:30 AM

announcement was necessary why?

1/3/2009 12:09:23 AM

This is the event of the millenium!

Congrats, yo.

1/3/2009 12:10:02 AM

unfortunately, yes, she did vote for Obama. She voted for "history." Whew.
Didn't shave the bushes, no.

1/3/2009 12:14:38 AM

tmi

[Edited on January 3, 2009 at 12:15 AM. Reason : .]

1/3/2009 12:15:16 AM

black or white?

1/3/2009 12:15:25 AM

White. Why?

1/3/2009 12:18:03 AM

fat or skinny?

1/3/2009 12:19:01 AM

What's her BMI?

1/3/2009 12:19:11 AM

If she's a Guilford County girl, she's probably obese.

1/3/2009 12:19:59 AM

trailer trash or White House?

[Edited on January 3, 2009 at 12:21 AM. Reason : w]

1/3/2009 12:20:36 AM

dang, there go my chances. i guess i'll have to wait

1/3/2009 12:20:54 AM

You could date me!

1/3/2009 12:21:23 AM

you already got a tdub gurlfriend.

1/3/2009 12:22:07 AM

Not if she keeps making blog threads.

1/3/2009 12:22:57 AM

OH SNAP

CALLED OUT

1/3/2009 12:23:53 AM

Wolfy, you always got a shot

Note skinny like a stick, just right. Great curves. Prolly got wolfy's body type, really.
Don't know her BMI
Definitely not trailer trash.

1/3/2009 12:27:20 AM

blonde, red, or darkie?

1/3/2009 12:28:06 AM

Is her name Kelly?

1/3/2009 12:28:13 AM

does she swallow?

1/3/2009 12:30:16 AM

Brunette
Name is NOT kelly.
Don't know if she swallows... yet

1/3/2009 12:30:18 AM

Quote :

"Note skinny like a stick, just right. Great curves. Prolly got wolfy's body type, really. fat, like a house"

1/3/2009 12:31:04 AM

god damn you're off the market and you haven't even taken it for a test drive?

I got a used car I'd like to sell you, runs great, I'll tow it to your place to.. you know.. keep the mileage down...

1/3/2009 12:31:43 AM

don't call wolfy fat. that aint nice

1/3/2009 12:31:45 AM

Would chembob propose to her on the first date?

1/3/2009 12:32:18 AM

probably, but chembob would propose to my dog on the first date

1/3/2009 12:33:26 AM

chembob discovers masturbation, proposes to left hand, story at 11!

1/3/2009 12:34:11 AM

Double date?

1/3/2009 12:35:02 AM

i dont think he was calling me fat i think he was calling your gf fat

the only people who call me fat on here are dnl and some other troll, i dont even know who shinantonio is

1/3/2009 12:38:53 AM

my ex-fiance proposed to me about a month after we started dating

[true story]

1/3/2009 12:39:04 AM

i would never propose

if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it

1/3/2009 12:40:29 AM

btw, being off the market is not the same as being engaged. just sayin

^ can I put a ring on it, baby?

1/3/2009 12:40:41 AM

I think you and Jen (from Price) would have made an awesome couple.

1/3/2009 12:46:56 AM

prolly not. i'm not an 80-year-old man

1/3/2009 12:47:41 AM

no

1/3/2009 12:47:58 AM

it's a ring-pop, baby!

1/3/2009 12:51:51 AM

We should all go to K+W some time and observe old people.

1/3/2009 12:52:25 AM

but they smell bad

1/3/2009 12:55:33 AM

does she have any hot female friends?

1/3/2009 12:55:45 AM

^ that want to move to bumfuck, sc?

1/3/2009 12:56:41 AM

given that he is in bumfuck, sc, not a bad question, asshat

1/3/2009 1:06:00 AM

Quote :

"i would never propose if you like it then you shoulda put a ring on it"

It was fun for a while, but I definitely think you're on to something there. Things would have been different to an extent if some common wisdoms were heeded going into that. I didn't really know enough about her for it to work out very well then. Now that I know more about who she is, we've probably hurt eachother too much for it to ever work out

1/3/2009 1:06:56 AM