Just choose answers to a few questions and you too can have your own cunningly evil plan!

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"Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Destroy the Earth. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a scientist. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must reveal to the world your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating. "

1/3/2009 10:48:22 PM

Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first seduce a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to leave, alarmed by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?


Stage Two
Next, you must contaminate/poison that opera house in sydney. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will wet their pants, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare take your lunch money. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet

1/3/2009 10:59:27 PM

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"Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: World Domination. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness Stage One To begin your plan, you must first clone a pope. This will cause the world to sign up for life insurance policies, confused by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in your wizard's robes? Stage Two Next, you must desecrate that opera house in sydney. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will die in a way you just don't want to think about, as countless hordes of the religious right hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be your prom date. Everyone will bow before your dashing good looks, and the world will have no choice but to restore your credit rating. "

1/3/2009 11:07:54 PM

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" Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities. Your motive is a little bit more complex: To show them all Stage One To begin your plan, you must first traumatize a town mascot. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, confused by your arrival. Who is this despoiler of all that is good and nice and true? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must desecrate fort knox. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must tauntingly wave your needlessly big weather machine, bringing about the apocalypse. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life. "

1/3/2009 11:10:00 PM

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"Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One To begin your plan, you must first kidnap a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to wipe the sleep from their eyes, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this ripe bastard? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must send forth your great supernatural forces, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your overwhelming vvil, and the world will have no choice but to elect you dictator for life."

1/4/2009 2:46:57 AM

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1/4/2009 4:02:21 AM

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"Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan (tm)! Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Sadistic pleasure Stage One To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, shocked by your arrival. Who is this really bad guy? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black? Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a amusement park, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of computer programmers hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must demonstrate your great supernatural forces, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with fuzzy bunnies, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear. "

1/4/2009 4:22:29 AM

I, too, have played not-so-randomly-selected madlibs.

1/4/2009 4:23:33 AM

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" Your objective is simple: Criminal Activities. Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works) Stage One To begin your plan, you must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks? Stage Two Next, you must destroy the internet. This will all be done from a island of mu, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will gibber like madmen, as countless hordes of mad scientists hasten to do your every bidding. Stage Three Finally, you must prepare your doomsday device, bringing about a 1984 police state. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your extraordinary charisma, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of you. "

1/4/2009 11:09:57 AM

Your mission is simple:Kill the vietcong

Your Motive is a little bit more complex: KILL THE GOOKS WITH FERRETS

1/4/2009 3:15:49 PM

Step 1: Steal Underpants

Step 2: ?

Step 3: Profit

1/4/2009 3:30:20 PM