LOLZ

1/5/2009 3:46:01 PM

i open condoms packages with my teeth

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1/5/2009 3:46:32 PM

I thought it was a "best if used by" date... oops

1/5/2009 3:47:29 PM

I'm the result of one of these!

1/5/2009 3:48:04 PM

What happens to them when they expire?

1/5/2009 3:50:39 PM

You aint' fuckin no pussy. You fucking rubber. You still a virgin

1/5/2009 3:50:51 PM

condoms

who uses those?

1/5/2009 3:50:55 PM

^ That is why mine expired

1/5/2009 3:52:43 PM

You don't need 'em if you do it in the butt.

1/5/2009 3:54:25 PM

thats the only time they should be used

you dont want to get shit on your dick, do you?

1/5/2009 3:55:47 PM

^^ I would argue that you need them more.

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 3:56 PM. Reason : not enough ^s]

1/5/2009 3:56:07 PM

novices. thats why you give her laxitives. liquidy shit doesn't stick, plus it doubles as a lubricant.

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1/5/2009 3:58:12 PM

1/5/2009 3:59:18 PM

I'm Big Business and I am gross.

1/5/2009 4:01:17 PM

I could have lived without this thread, thx.

1/5/2009 4:01:45 PM

don't knock it till you try it

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1/5/2009 4:01:54 PM

You don't need condoms for butt sex if you do ATM, just don't kiss her until she mouthwashes and disinfects her mouth, dur.

[Edited on January 5, 2009 at 4:03 PM. Reason : Oh, man, I lol'd.]

1/5/2009 4:02:35 PM

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1/5/2009 4:11:57 PM

now ATM, that is disgusting

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1/5/2009 4:13:23 PM

1/5/2009 9:49:46 PM

seriously though, don't use expired condoms ladies and gents

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1/5/2009 10:20:42 PM