1. Slow computers
2. Cheap toilet paper
3. Cheap paper towels
4. Not having more than one TV
5. Adding insult to injury by not have one HDTV

1/7/2009 3:53:45 PM

none of that but maybe the TP matters to me at all

1/7/2009 3:55:14 PM

and that's why i ♥ dustm and not seedless

1/7/2009 3:56:04 PM

I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T

PLZ BABY

[Edited on January 7, 2009 at 3:56 PM. Reason : /]

1/7/2009 3:56:09 PM

I got that good TP and Paper towels

NO HDTV though

1/7/2009 3:56:27 PM

What if I have an HDTV but no cable?

1/7/2009 3:57:02 PM

2. Cheap Toilet Paper

1/7/2009 3:57:04 PM

having soft toilet paper definitely helps

1/7/2009 3:57:36 PM

Quote :

"What if I have an HDTV but no cable?"

you dont need cable to get OTA hd

1/7/2009 3:58:18 PM

1.your ugly friend

1/7/2009 3:58:24 PM

The anus ages at a different rate than the rest of the body. It needs to be pampered.

1/7/2009 3:58:54 PM

I have 4 tvs in my new place

1 in the living room

1 in the kitchen

1 in the bedroom

1 in the john

all HD

1/7/2009 3:59:54 PM

1. no central heating
2. uncomfortable bed
3. no coke in the fridge
4. no coke on the table
5. breakdancing awards cluttering up mantle

1/7/2009 4:00:50 PM

I told my potential live-in that there has to be TWO HDTVs in the livingroom if she wants to see me happy. That's all I need other that the above list fulfilled and a regular cycle of snatch.

1/7/2009 4:01:45 PM

^^^pics of the john or it didn't happen

[Edited on January 7, 2009 at 4:01 PM. Reason : ^]

1/7/2009 4:01:51 PM

when i moved into my new place i've intentionally gone without a tv in the bedroom

i dig it

1/7/2009 4:02:02 PM

ha I move in Jan 20th

Just mapping it out in the meantime

gonna get one with a wall mount swivel so I can watch while showering, dumping, shaving or tweezing

1/7/2009 4:04:02 PM

nice. tim taylor would be proud

1/7/2009 4:06:03 PM

I PUT A MIRROR ON MY HAMPER FLAP SO I CAN WATCH THE LIVING ROOM TV FROM THE JOHN

1/7/2009 4:06:47 PM

the plan is to have them all on at the same time on the same channel so I can chill on the couch, on the bed, take a piss or cook a quesadilla without missing a beat

[Edited on January 7, 2009 at 4:08 PM. Reason : ^ that was me 2 years ago...except I had to use a makeup mirror held at a 45 degree angle]

[Edited on January 7, 2009 at 4:08 PM. Reason : x]

1/7/2009 4:07:30 PM

please put a mirror on the opposite wall in the living room so when giving a blow job, homegirl can check the score of the game too ok?



[Edited on January 7, 2009 at 4:09 PM. Reason : really...DO IT]

1/7/2009 4:07:56 PM

HAHA

1/7/2009 4:08:16 PM

you just cant be on some cable boxes and others straight

delay yo

1/7/2009 4:08:16 PM

DVR FTW.

1/7/2009 4:09:07 PM

Quote :

"^^ that was me 2 years ago...except I had to use a makeup mirror"

i know you'll edit it, but right now its referencing tim taylor and there are drug jokes to be made

1/7/2009 4:09:29 PM

I really dont watch that much tv anymore

mainly like 3-4 shows, the occasional movie and sports

but when i do watch it, i want to watch it in all its glory

not some bullshit Sanyo 27 inch piece of garbage

1/7/2009 4:11:29 PM

Quote :

"please put a mirror on the opposite wall in the living room so when giving a blow job, homegirl can check the score of the game too ok? "

DVR

1/7/2009 4:25:07 PM

My new place will have NO television sets.

NONE.

YOU GOT THAT CHRIS?

NONE.

1/7/2009 4:26:34 PM

I miss stella

1/7/2009 4:27:22 PM

3/5 ain't bad.

1/7/2009 4:28:22 PM

shit, i failed 3 and 5.

but I do have a ShamWow if that counts for anything extra.

1/7/2009 4:29:37 PM

DaBird....I'm gonna need to test that theory.

1/7/2009 4:30:08 PM

1/7/2009 4:30:40 PM

1/7/2009 4:31:22 PM

Caring about HDTV is so ~

And you only need one TV as long as you're not afraid to lay down the law on who controls it when you're in the room.

1/7/2009 4:32:50 PM

My law has been laid. See OP.

1/7/2009 4:34:54 PM

HDTV is vital

its 2009, you archaic fucks

If I can't see every blackhead and blemish on someone's face, I won't watch it

1/7/2009 4:37:36 PM

jesus christ people shut the fuck up a bout TVs already

this thread has been hijacked by assholes

1/7/2009 4:41:19 PM

1/7/2009 4:42:06 PM

rich assholes who can afford quality merchandise

[Edited on January 7, 2009 at 4:43 PM. Reason : x]

1/7/2009 4:42:50 PM

TURN OFFS.

1. talking about tv's all goddamned day

1/7/2009 4:43:16 PM

not letting me in the butt is probably #1 on my list at this point in my life.

1/7/2009 4:43:36 PM

1/7/2009 4:46:26 PM

i just want to know where the girls are that actually want it in the butt. where yall hidin?

1/7/2009 4:47:35 PM

TURN OFFS:

1. Girls with gamerscores less than 40,000
2. Supermodels who I bang one night and they call me back less than 3 days later (big turn off)
3. Boxes that don't have an FDS smell and a shine
4. Chicks with HDTVs less than 47"
5. Chicks who don't like me

1/7/2009 4:47:55 PM

does everyone in here want a guy in a girl's body or what

1/7/2009 4:58:44 PM

1. ugg boots
2. drug/alcohol problems
3. living in foreign countries
4. break dancing trophies cluttering up the mantle
5. won't let me answer questions when we're on cash cab

1/7/2009 5:02:13 PM

^can we confer together and then you answer?

1/7/2009 5:03:01 PM

umm... i guess.

1/7/2009 5:04:41 PM

Quote :

"does everyone in here want a guy in a girl's body or what"

(no homo) basically

at least like 80% of the time

1/7/2009 5:25:09 PM