hi the head of my pecker is leaking pus and i have bumps all over the tip. there are also sores and rashes. is there any non-std lie that i can use to explain this?

eczema?

1/8/2009 12:53:33 PM

Quit using battery acid to jerk.

1/8/2009 12:54:13 PM

stress

1/8/2009 12:54:14 PM

leprosy?

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 12:55 PM. Reason : .]

1/8/2009 12:55:08 PM

yeast infection

1/8/2009 12:55:41 PM

1/8/2009 12:55:45 PM

say that you swtched to a new laundry detergent, and your underwear is bothering you now, k?

1/8/2009 12:57:27 PM

it's pretty fucking lame to make this gross thread

1/8/2009 12:58:11 PM

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"it's pretty fucking lame to make this gross thread"

while we're judging... i think that it's very odd that something on your computer screen would give you those feelings and cause you to use those words.

1/8/2009 1:02:45 PM

seriously, why would you post about your dick pus. no one here is a doctor, you're attention whoring and its disgusting and no one needed to know any of this shit

1/8/2009 1:03:25 PM

stick and stone may break my bones
but drippin penises will make me hurt you.

1/8/2009 1:04:36 PM

you're right, i'm just trying to impress the ladies. my bad, i'm a piece of shit loser.

1/8/2009 1:04:45 PM

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"yeast infection"

read up on male yeast infections online

Seems like they can get REALLY nasty

1/8/2009 1:04:52 PM

i think yeast infection is considered bad too. i need something thats like genetic

1/8/2009 1:07:04 PM

You ever try to stop yourself on a skateboard or bike or something by dragging a foot? well for most guys that's because that's the closest thing they've got to the ground...just tell her the hill got away from you and you had to do what you had to do


$1

1/8/2009 1:11:27 PM

oh sthilly its not a girl~

1/8/2009 1:12:18 PM

just tell her to shut up and suck it

1/8/2009 1:13:19 PM

I'm amazed that you would rather have us think you have genital herpes than know that you're a virgin.

1/8/2009 1:15:21 PM

take it back motherfucker

i will fight to the death to defend my wolfweb honor

1/8/2009 1:17:11 PM

lol

1/8/2009 1:42:06 PM

no, apart from even worse things

1/8/2009 1:43:18 PM

Ok, i take it back, you've probably had sex with at least one woman with herpes.

1/8/2009 1:52:19 PM

ha maybe so

but im clean of disease. i dont even have any needle diseases like the DIESLOW or hepC. im like superman yo

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 2:02 PM. Reason : everybody talkin bout pacs life]

1/8/2009 2:02:05 PM