recently i've been having things happen to me that make me stop and think about my life, what constitutes me as an individual, and how i do the things i do

i'm going to share some of mine, you share some of yours

since this is chit chat we'll start with this one

last night i was at a bar, post-dodgeball drankin

the bar, i love... but the bathroom door doens't have one of those things that shuts the door, so it'll just stand wide open if it's not pulled closed.

I'm pretty thrashed, taking a leak at the urinal, realizing the door behind me is out of reach and wide open.

c'est la vie

so I decide i need to hawk a loogie, and fuck up spitting it into the urinal and blast my cockhead with this huge loog.

So i finish off, standing there deciding what to do with this situation, snotty look drippin from my junk.

My next moves for handling the situation I feel kind of define me.

I keep having these moments where i find myself doing things that I never thought I'd do, but yet kinda disgust me, kinda excite me, and concern me all at the same time

blog it up!

do you guys have situations like this, where something that seems rather menial becomes a little deeper?

like what does it really mean if you black out drunk and wake up beating off watching the rachel ray show... what does this mean about you as a person

(my requisite kiwi post of the year ok, im getting it out of the way early)

1/8/2009 10:32:06 PM

what did you do?

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 10:34 PM. Reason : did i miss something?]

1/8/2009 10:33:53 PM

you are one sick and twisted man

1/8/2009 10:34:08 PM

i recently decided blogging about these moments is more amusing to my friends and family - tww doesn't care as much

1/8/2009 10:34:22 PM

wat?

1/8/2009 10:34:35 PM

^^^^ That was my question but I dont know if i wanna find out.

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 10:34 PM. Reason : !]

1/8/2009 10:34:43 PM

he probably bent down and licked it off

or wiped it on the wall

1/8/2009 10:36:25 PM

Quote :

"you are one sick and twisted man"

haha I had no desire to read all that until I saw this response

1/8/2009 10:38:21 PM

well i inentionally left it out, but then since you guys asked

^i did consider doin' a pop fling to try and shoot it to the wall, i ave a strange fascination with leaving bodily fluids in random places

well what i did was maned up, turned around, gave the bar a wave, and waddled to the sink to get a paper towel and try it off

the guy next to me washing his hands looked like he had seen the resurrection of jesus

basically i just dont give a fuck.. i'm way too cocky, wayyy too overconfident, and not at all concerned with what you think about it. but normally i am. so it's weird. i get liquored up and do dumb things, mostly involving my junk.


and yes, omar, i'm sure my mother would love to hear about my cock loogies

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 10:41 PM. Reason : e]

1/8/2009 10:39:11 PM

shouldn't the thread be called pilgrimshoes' and your moments of "reflection"?

1/8/2009 10:41:35 PM

no, it's looking inward

1/8/2009 10:41:58 PM

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 10:46 PM. Reason : nope...pretty sure it's supposed to be reflection]

1/8/2009 10:42:34 PM

yeah i thought this was gonna be a pilgrims hoes vs pilgrim shoes thread

1/8/2009 10:44:11 PM

sir, that'd have been a better thread

1/8/2009 10:46:50 PM

tl;dr

1/8/2009 10:47:21 PM

yeah, i think i'm thinking of a different word that means inward-looking

1/8/2009 10:50:11 PM

haha...yeah...

i even looked it up and couldn't find it

1/8/2009 10:50:47 PM

well, inflection is a word, but doesn't mean what i was thinking

it's another word that starts with "in"

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 10:52 PM. Reason : google isn't helping me]

1/8/2009 10:52:08 PM

well yeah...of course it's a word

but it's more about changing the pitch of your voice

1/8/2009 10:52:56 PM

fuck you guys

you wont get the tub girl story then

1/8/2009 10:53:31 PM

introspective?

1/8/2009 10:53:37 PM

^yes!

1/8/2009 10:54:22 PM

YES! what do i get?

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 10:55 PM. Reason : i got dat 190% vocabulary]

1/8/2009 10:54:36 PM

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 10:55 PM. Reason : that's all i have to give ]

1/8/2009 10:54:50 PM

haha...i was just about to post it!

1/8/2009 10:55:21 PM

hmmm well can i at least change your name back to casummer so it can at least be a from a girl? i'm a little uncomfortable with homo kisses

1/8/2009 10:56:08 PM

i'll take your word for it and you can have one too



[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 10:56 PM. Reason : ^you can do so for 24 hrs if you so please]

1/8/2009 10:56:14 PM

well can you change the thread title then and delete this post b/c apparently im a retard

1/8/2009 10:56:41 PM

i'm not changin squat. just live man

1/8/2009 10:57:13 PM

nah...the post is fine


but the title was just bugging me

[Edited on January 8, 2009 at 10:58 PM. Reason : along with you putting 2 m's in coming ]

1/8/2009 10:57:34 PM

qntmnotsoawesomerightnow

1/8/2009 10:57:51 PM

it's kinda like the spence from shamwow thread

you wouldn't change the spence from shamwow title, would you?

WOULD YOU

1/8/2009 10:58:15 PM

NO SIR I WOULD NOT

1/8/2009 10:58:42 PM

....wat

1/8/2009 10:59:43 PM

well then we're of one mind

1/8/2009 11:00:31 PM

Quote :

"i'm way too cocky, wayyy too overconfident, and not at all concerned with what you think about it. but normally i am. so it's weird. i get liquored up and do dumb things, mostly involving my junk."

Hi

Welcome to manhood

Glad to have you along

1/8/2009 11:01:03 PM

Quote :

"blast my cockhead with this huge loog"

darlin, this goes right up there with "the speed of a thousand ninjas". You is hilarious

1/9/2009 12:34:52 AM

I figured you would have rubbed one out.

1/9/2009 10:35:29 AM

I want to go out drinkin' with this guy.

1/9/2009 10:40:38 AM

^

1/9/2009 10:41:17 AM

basically you'll just end up with a really awful headache


he's not like crazy fun bar guy

1/9/2009 10:42:50 AM

He is a hobbit so you may go searching for a cool gold ring by the end of the night.

1/9/2009 10:47:23 AM

like........


headache from drinking too much?

or headache from squeezing my dickhead into his anus without lubrication?




FYI, one of these is OK. The other is not.

1/9/2009 10:48:20 AM

well i don't have a dickhead to squeeze into his anus


so i only have experience with the other kind of headache


but who knows...he does wear a lot of pastel colors and hair products

1/9/2009 10:49:48 AM

man i could post a really good one right now but its tmi for tww i believe

1/9/2009 10:50:54 AM

pilgrimshoes seems pretty cool, but not the kind of guy I'd want to hang out with all the time

he'd be a fun "good time buddy" to drink and frolic with, but I wouldn't want him around at functions where manners and tact were needed

1/9/2009 10:51:15 AM

now see Slave I'd say the same about you. haha


JAY TELL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

1/9/2009 10:52:13 AM

i just want to hang out with him one night and try to take home a couple cougars. He seems like he'd be pretty good in that category. especially delaware coug.




slave is one of those guys i'd love to run into at the bar downtown b/c you know some shit would go down.

[Edited on January 9, 2009 at 10:53 AM. Reason : add]

1/9/2009 10:52:56 AM

oh hi thread

Quote :

"man i could post a really good one right now but its tmi for tww i believe"

dude, people on tww arent real

post away

1/9/2009 10:53:18 AM

^^dude...whores are whores in every state


it's no easier or more difficult in DE than anywhere else

1/9/2009 10:54:02 AM