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DeltaBeta
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So my buddies and I always used to crack jokes about each other's moms, ie "That's not what your mom said last night" etc.

One day we all decided that all of our moms are now way too old and even though some were pretty attractive 15 years ago, it's just too late to be even jokingly brought up in this manner.

Have you reached this conclusion with your friends yet?

I have to say though that it took away quite a bit of comedic gold opportunities.

1/9/2009 11:21:37 AM

djeternal
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did i inspire this thread?

1/9/2009 11:22:19 AM

DeltaBeta
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Yep.

1/9/2009 11:22:46 AM

pilgrimshoes
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your mother jokes arent exactly literal you dipshit

1/9/2009 11:22:49 AM

nastoute
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it's especially dampening when your friend's moms are dead or very sick

seriously friends, stop fucking up my fun time

1/9/2009 11:23:45 AM

DeltaBeta
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Well no shit, but the whole point of it is that if the other person's mom is now old and decrepit, it's coming back to YOU when you jokingly imply you fucked her that you fucked an old, decrepit broad.

1/9/2009 11:24:01 AM

Wraith
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^inorite

1/9/2009 11:24:05 AM

nicklepickle
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^^ such anger

1/9/2009 11:24:13 AM

jethromoore
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Your mother is as unattractive as she is old.

1/9/2009 11:24:38 AM

Slave Famous
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fuck that

they never expire

you don't say them with the thought of actually fucking their mom ever entering your head

their simply demeaning insults directed at the person they'd least like to imagine engaged in coitus

so even when my me and my friends are 50 and our moms are pushing 80

I'll be cracking mom jokes every day

1/9/2009 11:24:40 AM

DeltaBeta
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Ok, go ahead.

1/9/2009 11:25:14 AM

Big Business
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idk some of my friends have some bangin moms

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/9/2009 11:27:03 AM

se7entythree
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it's "yo momma"

and they never ever expire. ever.

1/9/2009 11:27:42 AM

jethromoore
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I like to use the mom's first name if I know it to add insult to injury.

[Edited on January 9, 2009 at 11:29 AM. Reason : ]

1/9/2009 11:29:17 AM

NeuseRvrRat
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Quote :
"Have you reached this conclusion with your friends yet?"


hell no. we use that shit all the time.

i'm with slave on this one.

1/9/2009 12:05:15 PM

DeltaBeta
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There will come a day.

Our moms are all in their late 50's and 60's now and things don't look good.

1/9/2009 12:14:57 PM

wdprice3
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I'd still fuck your mom.

1/9/2009 12:19:08 PM

Aficionado
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whats a friend?

1/9/2009 12:22:47 PM

TreeTwista10
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i don't think the fact that mothers get older has anything to do with your mom jokes expiring

i think it has to do with how completely immature and lame they are...and just otherwise played out

at least thats what your mom said last night after i had sex with her

1/9/2009 12:23:05 PM

sd2nc
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I am old enough to make the crack on friend's wives now. It's more fun but can really piss some people off.

1/9/2009 12:26:18 PM

DeltaBeta
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YOU HAD SEX WITH MY MOM

YUCK, HOW BAD IS YOUR JUDGEMENT?!?!

^Yeah we switched to wives/girlfriends.

[Edited on January 9, 2009 at 12:26 PM. Reason : *]

1/9/2009 12:26:41 PM

BigHitSunday
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they expire post-mortem

even though, you can still pull off a your momma joke and then pretend you didnt know

1/9/2009 12:29:11 PM

Arab13
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meh, i had this one buddy use them all the fucking time, after just about everything, so they stopped being funny for me...

1/9/2009 12:35:23 PM

darkone
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The pleasantry "How's your wife and my kids" never gets old.

1/9/2009 12:54:08 PM

jbtilley
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So, you can't move on to the "Your momma's so old..." theme?

1/9/2009 12:57:32 PM

TreeTwista10
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^^i first heard that one in Major League II

Jack Parkman asks the question to Tribe catcher Jake Taylor

1/9/2009 1:01:12 PM

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