laxative*

to get solid waste out. I don't know how well magnesium citrate has been working because it's like 2 gallons of liquid.

OK GO

[Edited on January 10, 2009 at 11:29 AM. Reason : .]

1/10/2009 11:14:27 AM

2 fingers

1/10/2009 11:15:19 AM

the male butthole is an out hole only (sorry evan)

1/10/2009 11:16:35 AM

1/10/2009 11:26:24 AM

should I worry about it being solid?

the only reason I want to take a laxitave is I haven't gone #2 since monday morning, the last time I took a laxitave. i've been this way ever since I started atkins a few weeks ago. I'm afraid by only getting rid of liquid I might still be missing something in there? I'm going for maximum weight loss with this diet and I want every ounce of waste out of me.

1/10/2009 11:27:44 AM

miralax is the shit (pun intended)

srsly, my dad used to get really constipated because of some meds he was on...it got to the point where he would go to a restaurant or somewhere where they had the super strong flushing toilets to take a shit because he would stop up the toilet at the house every time...miralax was the only thing that ever helped him.

1/10/2009 11:30:21 AM

i'm not constipated though

just full of shit

[Edited on January 10, 2009 at 11:33 AM. Reason : .]

1/10/2009 11:32:50 AM

1/10/2009 11:49:46 AM

When I did Atkins about 10 years ago, I did not shit that often, and it was never a good solid log.

How much are you eating? You do know that you can eat an occasional salad during the induction phase if you think you're not getting enough fiber. With bleu cheese dressing....yum.

Are ya peeing on your Ketostix? Turning purple?

1/10/2009 11:52:52 AM

taco bell


seriously though there is this red liquid stuff at the drug store that kinda looks like cough syrup and tastes like ass, but about 30 min after you drink it, you won't leave the shitter for 4-6 hours

you can't beat this though for instant shitting:

1/10/2009 11:58:18 AM

I do eat a salad every now and then but it doesn't really help. I also try to use splenda with fiber when I use any sweeteners when I make food. I'm not using the sticks but my carb intake is definately less than 20 per day, usually less than 10.

1/10/2009 12:01:15 PM

Raw chicken

1/10/2009 12:24:10 PM

flaxseed mill.

1/10/2009 12:26:55 PM

corn soup might as well be labeled as a laxative.

1/10/2009 2:45:31 PM

1/10/2009 2:57:03 PM

one time i had diarrhea and took some milk of magnesia and literally peed out my butt

i was young and the person that told me was like 18 so i believed him that it would help

[Edited on January 10, 2009 at 3:01 PM. Reason : lol]

1/10/2009 3:00:54 PM

magnesium citrate can come in a concentrated form rather than the 2 gallon dose



it will blow anyone out

1/10/2009 3:02:38 PM

I just go to the foodmart and buy a box of exlax. Before bed I take 3 or 4 and usually wake up in the middle of the night to go poop. I don't eat anything the next day because I usually instantly poop it out.

1/10/2009 3:05:51 PM

if you're constipated on atkins, drink more water and up your fat intake. The problem is rarely your fiber intake if you're adding in salads and vegetables.

1/10/2009 3:26:37 PM

Some of you are misunderstanding. I'm not constipated at all. The problem is I have absolutely no urge whatsoever to #2. No pressure, no constipation. Part of me thinks "you must be using everything you eat which is good" but then another part of me says "there's no way you're using 100% of what you eat"

I just want to make sure when I have to weigh in I don't have a few pounds of crap sitting around.

1/11/2009 12:52:26 AM

we'll then, is there any way you can get so nervous or excited that if there is any in there that you would need to shit?

1/11/2009 1:37:29 AM

1/11/2009 1:45:04 AM

hey man if ya ain gotta shit then ya aint gotta shit

and dont worry..as forrest gump says "shit happens"

1/11/2009 1:47:35 AM

magnesium citrate

1/11/2009 1:48:59 AM

dulcolax

1/11/2009 8:06:30 AM

the more you use/ abuse laxatives the more your bowels will become dependent on them.

you need BULK fiber. eat more of it.. it is the presence of bulk in the intestine that naturally stimulates peristalsis


there this nursing care plan pretty much sums it up


you are too fucking young to start abusing laxatives like some anorexic supermodel

http://www1.us.elsevierhealth.com/MERLIN/Gulanick/Constructor/index.cfm?plan=13


get some prune juice.... about 1/2 a cup warm it up a bit in the microwave and chug a lug

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 9:04 AM. Reason : .]

1/11/2009 9:01:50 AM

haha i'm not abusing anything (yet).. i've only used them twice, I just wanted to get the works going and I couldn't think of a better way.

1/11/2009 11:40:24 AM

coffee

1/11/2009 12:02:15 PM

coffee & cigarettes

1/11/2009 12:08:36 PM

Colace.

When I was pregnant, it was my best friend. I took it every day and you could have set a clock by my bathroom time.

1/11/2009 12:17:17 PM

for some reason my brain retarded up and i read ^ as kolache, and i got all "wtfawesome kolache *droolll*"

1/11/2009 12:19:27 PM

1/11/2009 12:19:29 PM

colace is not a laxative


its a stool softener


there is a difference

fiber one is good shit, but you better drink a ton of water or you will get even more stopped up

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 12:21 PM. Reason : .]

1/11/2009 12:20:04 PM

I know that, but I don't think that this guy really cares about the difference.

1/11/2009 12:23:23 PM

Wild fruit will make you shit like its nobody's bidniss. I recommend finding a pear tree and consuming a couple of them. Another thing that will maek you shit like hell is eating a ton of seafood if you haven't eaten any in a long time.

1/11/2009 12:31:38 PM

sitting down at my desk and doing hw always makes me have to shit

1/11/2009 12:40:08 PM

mag citrate isnt what you want to use for a good solid shit anyway, it is so salty that it pulls water into your large intestine and will cause you to shit out gallons of liquid stool.

start taking some fiber con or some benefiber

if you have to use a laxative, try some senokot-s or milk of magnesia

bisacodyl (dulcolax) will work but it will cause some horrific cramping while its doing its thang


thats why we nurses us it as a last resort because it can be an explosive mess and can cause dehydration. also we put in a rectal tube so that the shit flows into a bag instead of flowing like a river out of the bed onto the floor, into the next room and all over us.............yes it happens

1/11/2009 12:40:33 PM

fruit and cereal are out. no carbs.

1/11/2009 12:41:25 PM

Quote :

"thats why we nurses us it as a last resort because it can be an explosive mess and can cause dehydration. also we put in a rectal tube so that the shit flows into a bag instead of flowing like a river out of the bed onto the floor, into the next room and all over us.............yes it happens"

im willing to bet you dont make enough to make me want to have that job

you know, unless you're pwning bill gates

1/11/2009 12:44:58 PM

nurses that went into nursing for the money dont stay in nursing



its more than a job

1/11/2009 12:46:11 PM

even if it was my "calling" the first time i got explosive shat on i think i'd quit

or throw up

1/11/2009 12:47:46 PM

In a blind rage, I think I would shit back on my patient

kind of like one of those 'OH NO THE FUCK YOU DIDN'T!' moments

1/11/2009 12:49:16 PM

when i was training mady sometimes i would stick a match in her butt to get her to poop outside

1/11/2009 12:51:31 PM

stick your finger in your butt

1/11/2009 12:52:41 PM

^^

WAT

1/11/2009 12:53:46 PM

she shoved objects into a dogs ass to make it take a poop during training sessions.

apparently into this dogs anus:



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1/11/2009 12:57:10 PM

that's a pretty pug

1/11/2009 12:58:40 PM

no doubt

1/11/2009 1:07:52 PM

Quote :

"Raw chicken"

will make you

Quote :

"peed out my ur butt"

1/11/2009 2:22:50 PM

eat a handful of prunes and smoke a couple cigarettes

1/11/2009 2:27:26 PM