who the fuck steals a garden hose and nozzle?!

you are a fucking cunt.

1/11/2009 3:19:38 PM

wow

1/11/2009 3:20:19 PM

needed the copper

1/11/2009 3:20:19 PM

brilliant...all garden hoses and nozzles are so similar, you can't just go around to look for yours

1/11/2009 3:20:42 PM

haha so i guess you won't be washing your car today


on a side note, if you wanted to, i'm pretty sure we left our hose attached at our old house, so you could run by there and grab that one

1/11/2009 3:21:12 PM

i did it asshole

i took it because you left me last night so i couldn't cuddle with you anymore

1/11/2009 3:22:34 PM

ahahahaha, that shit aint cheap, next time tighten it on there with some channel locks so they can't get it off that easy

1/11/2009 3:23:57 PM

ahahahaha, that shit aint cheap, next time tighten it on there with some channel locks so they can't get it off that easy

1/11/2009 3:23:57 PM

^^^^but is there a nozzle with it?

^^not so! You left me.

^yeah, actually it wasn't even connected. I disconnected it b/c I didn't want the water inside to freeze and fuck it up

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 3:25 PM. Reason : ]

1/11/2009 3:24:12 PM

how do you figure that


we were on the couch...you got up and left...i stayed on the couch


YOU LEFT ME!

1/11/2009 3:25:14 PM

^^so were you replying to each of his posts individually?

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 3:25 PM. Reason : ^^]

1/11/2009 3:25:31 PM

i just farted

1/11/2009 3:25:56 PM

I feel the need to fart. Hopefully something comes with it.

1/11/2009 3:26:19 PM

don't trust it man

1/11/2009 3:28:28 PM

who throws a shoe?

1/11/2009 3:29:09 PM

gonna go beat my dick likes it owes me money, brb

1/11/2009 3:37:09 PM

BEAT IT TILL IT PUKES

1/11/2009 3:37:44 PM

1/11/2009 3:39:16 PM

as much as i have whacked it lately it'll probablhy blow dust

1/11/2009 3:39:23 PM

don't break it

1/11/2009 3:40:01 PM

call the popo and post the report, it'll be funny

1/11/2009 3:44:22 PM

make sure you embellish the story. Say it was a miley cyrus nozzle or some shit.

1/11/2009 3:45:54 PM

Quote :

"MILEY CYRUS NOZZLE"

1/11/2009 3:46:26 PM

Quote :

"SHOOTS FROM VAGINA"

1/11/2009 3:46:59 PM

tell em it was a racial hate crime because it was a green hose, i want this shit on wral

hose bandit, coming up at 11

1/11/2009 3:50:07 PM

cleaning staff at campus stole my ipod touch

speaking of, i need to file a popo report

1/11/2009 4:20:58 PM

they did you a favor. don't buy apple bullshit

1/11/2009 4:22:25 PM

i didn't buy it, that's why i don't care much

it was pretty awesome though, i just don't listen to music

1/11/2009 4:23:23 PM

oh k

1/11/2009 4:24:07 PM

if he wants it back he's going to have to come get it...and prove he really wants it back

1/11/2009 5:01:34 PM

maybe it was a winter hose emergency

1/11/2009 5:03:25 PM

you would be a hose theif

1/11/2009 5:03:33 PM

this thread confuses me

1/11/2009 5:07:58 PM

1/11/2009 5:19:53 PM

^^^^meh, I just went and bought another one. Both cars are nice and shiny now

1/11/2009 5:43:24 PM

i'll get that one too!

1/11/2009 5:46:16 PM

I hid this one!

1/11/2009 6:05:29 PM

i'm good at playing "hide the hose"

1/11/2009 6:06:20 PM

pat, if someone steals the new hose i will sell you mine for $10 (with nozzle). i have no use for it now.

1/11/2009 6:06:34 PM

If some nug steals this one I'm gonna start laying Claymores in the yard

1/11/2009 6:10:28 PM

bitches just love long hoses, b.

1/11/2009 6:12:36 PM

1/11/2009 6:17:00 PM

the most disturbing thing about that picture is the booger in the dude's nose

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 6:24 PM. Reason : asfd]

1/11/2009 6:18:21 PM

post disturbing

1/11/2009 6:20:36 PM

i'll hose you off Pat

1/11/2009 6:21:08 PM

this reminds me of a time when some stole my gas cap from my eclipse.

cheap ass mofos.

1/11/2009 6:22:30 PM

^^after this wknd I could use a good cold shower!

^I hear ya, its bullshit.

1/11/2009 6:25:46 PM

if you hadn't left me last night you wouldn't need a cold shower...


or a new hose and nozzle

1/11/2009 6:27:45 PM

i always need the showers

1/11/2009 6:33:01 PM

well then we could have showered together...durh!

1/11/2009 6:44:23 PM