Got a buddy missing there - Spontaneous' Nintendo-psycho-retard-genius brother.

He's been there since 1/1/09 and is currently stranded, so if you happen to see him, give him a few bucks for food money? He's 21 y/o, 5'8", 220 lbs, and plays his DS a lot.

1/11/2009 9:26:20 PM

hmm, wow, hmm

1/11/2009 9:26:57 PM

lol he flew to honolulu and is now living at the airport?

hasnt he been told the natives aren't very friendly?

1/11/2009 9:27:10 PM

you can't be serious

1/11/2009 9:27:18 PM

Ocean City is pretty fun. Secrets ftw.

1/11/2009 9:27:34 PM

kid can't even afford a decent haircut

1/11/2009 9:27:47 PM

SERIOUSLY?

1/11/2009 9:28:07 PM

I gave it to him!

1/11/2009 9:28:30 PM

secrets is a strip club isnt it

1/11/2009 9:28:34 PM

1/11/2009 9:28:48 PM

well you missed a spot

1/11/2009 9:28:54 PM

wow

this kid again?

1/11/2009 9:29:12 PM

I meant Seacrets. Sorry. No it's that massive club.

1/11/2009 9:29:35 PM

Quote :

"1/1/08 "

?!?!?!?!

1/11/2009 9:29:37 PM

Yeah, yeah. My bad.

1/11/2009 9:30:12 PM

ohh that's the multifloor one and i think the one that has like innertubes or something right?

like a pool bar, in a bar that turns into a vile collection of sexy bodily fluids and not so sexy ones

iirc

1/11/2009 9:30:26 PM

1/11/2009 9:30:32 PM

is he asian or retarded?

1/11/2009 9:30:40 PM

Half Italian, half Irish.

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 9:31 PM. Reason : but yeah, mostly retarded]

1/11/2009 9:31:13 PM

Yeah, something like 21 bars going and 5 live bands playing on crazy nights. The room with the spring loaded floor is the shit.

1/11/2009 9:31:52 PM

maybe there's a wormhole in the NCSU library that warps you one way to hawaii

1/11/2009 9:51:57 PM

5'8" 220 is pretty tubby

he doesn't need any food money

1/11/2009 9:56:08 PM

how do you get to Hawaii without an exit strategy?

1/11/2009 10:01:39 PM

this kid sounds like a winner

http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=533654
http://thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=536378

1/11/2009 10:02:13 PM

you can't be serious

1/11/2009 10:03:11 PM

He's not giving us the details but it fell through somehow - something just didn't go as planned and he probably is either too pissed or depressed to give the full story. As it is he's so broke we're having trouble just keeping him on the phone - his family wired him some cash through Western Union but they're broke too, so right now they're using his credit card info he gave them over the phone to buy him a ticket online.

It's all verrrry sketchy but we're just hoping he makes it home ok.

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 10:04 PM. Reason : ^^^]

1/11/2009 10:03:57 PM

my parents would've already abandoned my ass if i was that stupid

1/11/2009 10:06:18 PM

hey

guess what

sink or swim

it really works

Quit bailing the kid out.
Look how retarded his brother is...there's still a chance to make some improvements on the younger one.

Seriously...all his parents are doing is enabling his immature, self-centered, retarded behavior. If they stop, he'll learn, grow up a bit, and quit doing stupid shit.l

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 10:07 PM. Reason : lkdfj]

1/11/2009 10:07:17 PM

He doesn't deserve like 99% of what any of us have done for him, it's no issue to be discussed.

I'm just trying to get the word out in case anyone happens to be traveling in the area.

Insult as much as you wish, the family is downright dysfunctional and the sons all suffered immensely - permanent damage has led to frequent bad decisions. Like I said, we're just trying to spread the word.

1/11/2009 10:07:44 PM

you can buy tickets with a credit card at the airport

what the fuck

I would never get stuck somewhere for 11 days

what the fuck

...

what the fuck

1/11/2009 10:07:56 PM

you know that no one on tww is headed to the honolulu airport, this is just your way of telling us the story


but that's fine, it's entertaining, and provided a pic

1/11/2009 10:08:06 PM

Quote :

"I'm just trying to get the word out in case anyone happens to be traveling in the area."

You just admitted he doesn't deserve what has been done for him.

So why do this?

^kind of makes my question moot

[Edited on January 11, 2009 at 10:08 PM. Reason : alskjfd]

1/11/2009 10:08:28 PM

leave'em there. teach him a lesson. quit bailing him out, let him grow up

1/11/2009 10:09:04 PM

leave him there

seriously

fucking leave him

1/11/2009 10:09:10 PM

However, next time I hear there's a casting call for quasimodo, I'll let yall know.
Maybe he can make a career for himself that way.

1/11/2009 10:10:37 PM

what

the

fuck

1/11/2009 10:10:54 PM

lol im sorry but i couldnt help but ROFLMAO at the first post of this thread

1/11/2009 10:11:21 PM

Quote :

"you can buy tickets with a credit card at the airport"

The details on that are sketchy too, it seems he can't use his own card at the airport but it's ok online? I don't know, and none of us really care, Spontaneous and I have been burned by him one too many times and would rather he just live out the rest of his days homeless in Hawaii.

But I'm making the thread anyway.

1/11/2009 10:11:24 PM

Not even sarose was this bad of an attn whore.

1/11/2009 10:12:47 PM

Wrong... you are.

1/11/2009 10:13:19 PM

LEAVE HIM THE FUCK THERE. QUIT ENABLING HIS SHENANIGANS.

LEAVE HIM THE FUCK THERE. QUIT ENABLING HIS SHENANIGANS.

LEAVE HIM THE FUCK THERE. QUIT ENABLING HIS SHENANIGANS.

LEAVE HIM THE FUCK THERE. QUIT ENABLING HIS SHENANIGANS.

LEAVE HIM THE FUCK THERE. QUIT ENABLING HIS SHENANIGANS.

LEAVE HIM THE FUCK THERE. QUIT ENABLING HIS SHENANIGANS.

LEAVE HIM THE FUCK THERE. QUIT ENABLING HIS SHENANIGANS.

1/11/2009 10:13:40 PM

didn't yall loose this kid at lake johnson a few months ago??

1/11/2009 10:13:58 PM

the only time my family has ever had to bail me out was when they literally had to bail me out

this kid is a fucking pusscake

1/11/2009 10:14:01 PM

bitch needs an intervention

at which point it will come out that he was fingered by his uncle

1/11/2009 10:14:32 PM

haha i have a friend that lives in hawaii

if he wasnt such a spaz i'd prob try to hook him up, but yea... no

1/11/2009 10:14:34 PM

being a bum in hawaii cant be all that bad

1/11/2009 10:15:06 PM

i would make the bitch live on the street and eat out of a garbage can

1/11/2009 10:15:10 PM

yep, sounds like he's related to Spontaneous

1/11/2009 10:17:02 PM

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