I need to be informed!
1/12/2009 6:21:31 PM
I'm waiting on a pizza.
1/12/2009 6:22:09 PM
I'm very excited about starting my internship with the Peabody Award winning radio show Studio 360 from WNYC and PRI
1/12/2009 6:22:26 PM
What toppings?^ Congrats![Edited on January 12, 2009 at 6:23 PM. Reason : /]
1/12/2009 6:22:35 PM
meatballs
1/12/2009 6:22:59 PM
I'm very excited about starting my bowl of chili that I just put in the microwave like a minute ago.[Edited on January 12, 2009 at 6:25 PM. Reason : lol]
1/12/2009 6:24:52 PM
your girlfriend is a cry-maxer
1/12/2009 6:24:55 PM
Las Vegas is located in the state of Nevada.
1/12/2009 6:25:51 PM
Really?
1/12/2009 6:26:18 PM
1/12/2009 6:27:10 PM
i love pringles
1/12/2009 6:27:18 PM
I have a mildly difficult decision to make.
1/12/2009 6:27:46 PM
1/12/2009 6:30:23 PM
All this hippy noise about the dangers of mercury pisses me off. Elemental mercury is one of the best practical thermal interface materials at STP, electrically conductive on top of that, and safe enough to drink a glass of.
1/12/2009 6:31:37 PM
you dont know anything about cars
1/12/2009 6:32:55 PM
You're crazy, LOL. I do all of my car work myself.
1/12/2009 6:34:24 PM
1/12/2009 6:34:51 PM
i need to shave my balls
1/12/2009 6:35:43 PM
you couldnt be more wrong in the classifieds thread about the drain plug
1/12/2009 6:39:13 PM
I know it can make it leak, but tell me have you ever seen a car leak oil from this? And if so how many out of all the cars that you have known to leak oil?
1/12/2009 6:40:54 PM
my butt itches
1/12/2009 6:41:43 PM
I don't mean to hop in the middle of this with a tehnicality, but every time I change the oil I see it leaking from the drain plug
1/12/2009 6:43:38 PM
^lol
1/12/2009 6:45:10 PM
I put deodorant on my taint
1/12/2009 6:46:02 PM
I'm stressed out but I don't wanna go to the gym.
1/12/2009 6:46:03 PM
at least you don't blow dry your taint
1/12/2009 6:46:35 PM
1/12/2009 6:47:20 PM
^^you don't?
1/12/2009 6:48:09 PM
i don't even own a blow dryeriirc, i sometimes let your mom do it for me
1/12/2009 6:50:18 PM
1/12/2009 6:51:26 PM
I am incapable of forming a deep emotional connection with the opposite sex.
1/12/2009 6:57:37 PM
I have yet to get an oil change
1/12/2009 6:59:41 PM
^^I can give you a deep connection]
1/12/2009 6:59:46 PM
Never in a million years would I have guessed that crackmonkey was a triflin' ass hoe
1/12/2009 7:00:19 PM
i beat philip rivers in pool
1/12/2009 7:00:45 PM
my breath smells like onions
1/12/2009 7:01:32 PM
the only thing bigger than my ego is my penis
1/12/2009 7:01:36 PM
I'm enjoying Right Away, Great Captain! right now.It's almost enjoyable as Godspeed You! Black Emperor. [Edited on January 12, 2009 at 7:03 PM. Reason : .]
1/12/2009 7:02:00 PM
ahaha. Im a ho. The virgin is a whore.
1/12/2009 7:02:46 PM
i did not eat lunch today but i did watch a 3 year old color for several hours
Beyonce has a song called Big Ego on her new album, and everytime I sing it I think about BigEgo
1/12/2009 7:02:53 PM
^
1/12/2009 7:03:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aex2HJriFuU
1/12/2009 7:05:00 PM
that song was written about the night i spent with beyonce
1/12/2009 7:08:03 PM
Listen my nickname is beyonce if you want another night ok
1/12/2009 7:08:39 PM
Bttt for knowledge
1/14/2009 9:18:07 AM
My neck and shoulders hurt really bad.
1/14/2009 9:36:40 AM
1/14/2009 9:38:48 AM
Harris Teeter didn't have any barley yesterday.
1/14/2009 9:39:35 AM
i'll tell you something after i set this bitch up
1/14/2009 9:39:52 AM