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blasphemour
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My mom sent me this retarded shit this morning. You would think she was from NC.

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"In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming
Easter and Passover holy days. He hired an attorney to bring a
discrimination case against Christians, Jews and observances of their holy days.

The argument was that it was unfair that atheists had no such
recognized days.The case was brought before a judge. After listening to
the passionate presentation by the lawyer, the judge banged his
gavel declaring,"Case dismissed!"

The lawyer immediately stood objecting to the ruling saying,
"Your honor, how can you possibly dismiss this case? The Christians
have Christmas, Easter and others. The Jews have Passover, Yom
Kippur and Hanukkah, yet my client and all other atheists have no such
holidays."

The judge leaned forward in his chair saying, "But you do. Your
client, counsel, is woefully ignorant."

The lawyer said, "Your Honor, we are unaware of any special
observance or holiday for atheists."

The judge said, "The calendar says April 1st is April Fools Day.
Psalm 14:1 states, 'The fool says in his heart, there is no God.'
Thus, it is the opinion of this court, that if your client says there is no
God, then he is a fool. Therefore, April 1st is his day. Court is adjourned.

You gotta love a Judge that knows his scripture!"

1/14/2009 8:16:29 AM

Snewf
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April 1st better be a paid fucking holiday or I'm heading back to court

1/14/2009 8:17:53 AM

Tiberius
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I did a double-take after reading who posted the excerpt

1/14/2009 8:18:06 AM

Willy Nilly
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:carlface:

1/14/2009 8:18:51 AM

BigMan157
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punch your mom in her balls for forwarding you crap like that

1/14/2009 8:20:06 AM

jetskipro
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hilarious

1/14/2009 8:21:54 AM

FykalJpn
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your mom and i are gonna have to have a talk

1/14/2009 8:23:34 AM

occamsrezr
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Oh gawd. Please let this happen. The judge would be out of court so fucking quickly.

1/14/2009 8:33:57 AM

blasphemour
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My mom should know by now I am not an Atheist. I think she just wishes thats all I was.

1/14/2009 8:38:45 AM

Snewf
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ahahahahahaha

tell your mom she can give me your Christmas presents

1/14/2009 8:45:53 AM

joshstone
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http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/atheist.asp

1/14/2009 9:08:41 AM

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