...if both of you were chained to a bunk bed.

http://www.bunkbeds.net/velociraptor/index.php

I got 1 min 6 sec

1/14/2009 2:25:10 PM

1 minute, 22 seconds

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1/14/2009 2:27:44 PM

"Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 6 seconds!"

1/14/2009 2:28:11 PM

1:13

1/14/2009 2:28:15 PM

1:19

1/14/2009 2:29:01 PM

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"Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 22 seconds!"

1/14/2009 2:30:33 PM

"Congratulations! You could survive for 9 seconds!"

i checked "yes" on "are you smothered in delicious gravy" question

1/14/2009 2:32:02 PM

Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 22 seconds!

1/14/2009 2:32:07 PM

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"In modern culture, bunk beds have been known to cater to the age groups between 5 to 13. While this is not entirely false, in this day and age, there is an urgent need for bunk beds that can accommodate Mexican adults also. That is where full over full bunk beds come."

product page has been fixed

1/14/2009 2:32:21 PM

buck 13

but Raptor's have weak jaw opening muscles, like alligators

If it snapped at you and missed, you could hold its mouth closed indefinitely

so saying you could only survive a certain amount of time is misleading

1/14/2009 2:32:38 PM

1:25!

1/14/2009 2:32:54 PM

Quote :

"Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 9 seconds!"

1/14/2009 2:33:12 PM

your plan still requires grabbing a fucking raptor and hoping something you read on the internet is correct

1/14/2009 2:33:42 PM

it also involves the assumption that raptors are not extinct

1/14/2009 2:34:21 PM

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"buck 13 but Raptor's have weak jaw opening muscles, like alligators If it snapped at you and missed, you could hold its mouth closed indefinitely so saying you could only survive a certain amount of time is misleading"

While that may be true (never heard that, but I will take your word for it), you could hold it's mouth closed as long as you can stay away from it's leg with the gigantic talons trying to rip your guts out.

1/14/2009 2:34:37 PM

I didn't read it on the internet fuck face

I read it in a Micheal Crichton novel

and he does months of research for each of his works

1/14/2009 2:34:37 PM

you forget it's large talons.

1/14/2009 2:34:56 PM

wheres #11: are you armed with a shotgun

1/14/2009 2:35:34 PM

also raptors hate black people

1/14/2009 2:36:23 PM

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"internet fuck face"

1/14/2009 2:37:24 PM

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"INTERNET FUCK FACE"

1/14/2009 2:38:11 PM

seriously would you believe Michael Crichton or some pretty boy from Delaware ?

1/14/2009 2:42:57 PM

hardly pretty

1/14/2009 2:44:00 PM

^^

1/14/2009 2:44:42 PM

1/14/2009 2:45:00 PM

i'm pretty sure there are velociraptors in the zoo close to his house

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1/14/2009 2:45:09 PM

Delaware!? GO HOME YANKEE

1/14/2009 2:45:14 PM

1:06 for me.

1/14/2009 2:46:03 PM

those are emus

but close!

^

1/14/2009 2:46:11 PM

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"If it snapped at you and missed, you could hold its mouth closed indefinitely so saying you could only survive a certain amount of time is misleading"

Have fun with its large talons.

I think by answering everything with the worst answer you get 3 seconds.

1/14/2009 2:47:17 PM

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"If it snapped at you and missed, you could hold its mouth closed indefinitely"

Dude have you ever tried holding a cat's mouth shut before? That thing goes apeshit clawing at you and shaking it's head all over the place and you'd be surprised how strong a little creature can be trying to get out of your grip like that. Now imagine a full sized raptor complete with gigantic legs full of claws.

1/14/2009 2:47:46 PM

do the raptors have large talons?

yes, and they can open doors.

1/14/2009 2:49:08 PM

1:13

1/14/2009 2:50:17 PM

^^^that's why you get on the top bunk

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1/14/2009 2:50:18 PM

I would get on the top bunk and it would try to bite me but I would juke it

As soon as its mouth closed I would wrap my legs around its neck like Xenia Onatopp and hold its mouth closed with my hands

It would struggle, sure, but from my vertical position I would be free of its claws and talons

After about 45 seconds or so it would suffocate to death

1/14/2009 2:51:54 PM

girls have an unfair advantage against raptors because they can buy a couple seconds flashing the sweater puppies

1/14/2009 2:53:27 PM

PUNCH HIM IN HIS RAPTOR BALLS

1/14/2009 2:54:11 PM

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"some pretty boy from Delaware"

pffft that dude ain't nearly pretty as me

1/14/2009 2:54:46 PM

BURN HER RAPTOR P-HOLE

1/14/2009 2:54:47 PM

1:32 fuck yeah.

1/14/2009 2:55:05 PM

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"Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 25 seconds!"

1/14/2009 2:57:34 PM

i only lasted 54 seconds


but i think that's because i got confused on the last question...

i chose "let it eat me"...


i was thinking about something completely off topic

1/14/2009 2:59:05 PM

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"pffft that dude ain't nearly pretty as me"

sounds like fightin words

TIME FOR A PRETTY-OFF

and you're right- i'm a right proper dandy myself

1/14/2009 2:59:16 PM

FANCY BOY FIGHT

1/14/2009 2:59:42 PM

ARE WE GONNA HAVE TO HAVE A FOPOFF UP IN HERE

1/14/2009 3:00:30 PM

1:28

1/14/2009 3:01:31 PM

If you got up on the top bunk and tried to hold it's mouth shut, what is to stop it from just jumping back a bit and pulling you off?

1/14/2009 3:04:58 PM

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"Congratulations! You could survive for 1 minute, 44 seconds! "

1/14/2009 3:05:44 PM

Dinosaurs have tiny brains, incapable of multitasking

1/14/2009 3:06:17 PM

SET 'EM UP

1/14/2009 3:06:50 PM