i do number 2

1/19/2009 9:31:12 AM

I talk to people on chat and surf the world wide web.

If I am really close to you I will talk on the phone with ya.

1/19/2009 9:32:43 AM

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"You all need to go to the doctor, or something.... And taking your phone?..your laptop?...a book?...WTF??!?!! You're getting shit on them, whether you realize it or not, and do you wash them? (JUST DON'T BRING THEM NEAR THE FUCKING TOILET!!)"

1/19/2009 9:34:46 AM

I have thought about that many times.
Just don't ever use my phone, book, or laptop and you will be straight.

Oh...next time you go to the grocery store don't touch the grocery carts bc those are worse than taking your laptop, book, or phone into the restroom. True Story.

Germ-a-phobes. Get a life.

1/19/2009 9:41:37 AM

i smear the poop from my hands around my legs and ankles

it keeps the foxes away

1/19/2009 9:52:00 AM

Am i the only one who plays guitar on the shitter?

1/19/2009 3:13:37 PM

i'm a fast dumper so i've never really done anything else. I don't even have magazines in my bathroom because they'd never get touched. I may get out a text or two, usually i don't even have the time to take my cell phone out.

I like it that way though. I couldn't handle having to devote 30 minutes to something that should take < 5

1/19/2009 3:19:16 PM

Okay, jackleg and Jeepin4x4 pretty much nailed this one.

I'm the exact same, it takes me no more than maybe two minutes to use the restroom. Ever since I was a little kid I haven't been able to understand why people spend so much time in there. It's like they go in the restroom and sit there for 30 minutes waiting for something to happen. I wait until I need to go, then do it and get out. I could never see myself reading or anything. I would get up and go lay down somewhere to read.

1/19/2009 3:41:57 PM

I shit then I wipe.

It's not some kind of fucking adventure in there.

1/19/2009 3:44:23 PM

snood

1/19/2009 3:54:44 PM

i had a television installed in the bathroom so i could play lego star wars while i take a dump

1/19/2009 3:55:37 PM

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"You're getting shit on them, whether you realize it or not, and do you wash them?"

there's shit everywhere. Do you keep your toothbrush in the bathroom? Guess what? There's shit on it.

1/19/2009 3:56:53 PM

i watch stuff on my ipod. I watched the first two seasons of ATHF this way. I think the people at work are aware I take it in there with me.

At home I read.

1/19/2009 3:57:01 PM

1/19/2009 4:14:48 PM

MARSHALL'S GOING TO READ A MAGAZINE!!!

1/19/2009 6:12:10 PM

I post on tdub with my iPhone.

1/19/2009 6:33:55 PM

i play DS

1/19/2009 6:34:42 PM

post on TWW or play solitaire on my PDA

1/19/2009 6:35:37 PM

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"Just don't ever use my phone, book, or laptop and you will be straight"

Try again! Cross-contamination much?

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"Germ-a-phobes. Get a life."

Whatever... Stop defending the spreading of feces.

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"there's shit everywhere. Do you keep your toothbrush in the bathroom? Guess what? There's shit on it."

Guess what? Try again. I keep my toothbrush put away, like most clean civilized people. Also, I close the lid to my frequently cleaned toilet before I flush.

You dirty fuckers are a huge part of what's wrong with society. Your irresponsibility endangers others.
You are fecal polluters. (Eat shit and die, turd-stains.)

1/19/2009 6:48:01 PM

eat sandwiches

1/19/2009 6:52:08 PM

play tetris

1/19/2009 6:52:48 PM

Oh I forgot... I beat off sometimes.

1/19/2009 6:54:05 PM

^^^^when you develop absolutely no resistance to common ailments, don't come cryin' to me.

p.s.

guess where i'm posting from right now

1/19/2009 7:28:49 PM

listen to music on my cell phone usually

1/19/2009 7:43:40 PM

well i know i used to HAVE to have something to read. yes even the back of a shampoo bottle. but now i just have my DS nearby with brain age and do the 20 math problems every morning.

1/19/2009 7:46:47 PM

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"I keep my toothbrush put away, like most clean civilized people."

I don't think I know a single person that doesn't keep their toothbrush on the bathroom counter. Who puts away a toothbrush? Oh, I know... people with ocd.

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 7:52 PM. Reason : typo]

1/19/2009 7:49:32 PM

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"I don't think I know a single person that doesn't keep their toothbrush on the kitchen counter."

I don't know anyone who brushes their teeth in the kitchen.

1/19/2009 7:51:16 PM

i just don't have time to do anything in there. i think people that take 30 minutes to poop might actually need to see a doctor. unless they just get distracted reading, etc and sit there for the majority of those minutes.

1/19/2009 7:55:29 PM

i post on tdub

1/19/2009 7:56:13 PM

i scream and yell and bang on the walls

1/19/2009 8:52:46 PM

I'm not in there long enough to read anything. I might play games on my cell phone, but there's not typically any waiting around for it to happen. I just poop, wipe, flush, and wash my hands - total time < 5 mins.

1/19/2009 9:05:32 PM

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"i think people that take 30 minutes to poop might actually need to see a doctor."

maybe we do it to get a few minutes of peace and quiet from a nagging ass woman.

[Edited on January 19, 2009 at 11:16 PM. Reason : a]

1/19/2009 11:16:08 PM

sometimes if I have a hard math problem to work on, I will go take a nice lazy shit, and think about the problem while I squeeze out the last turdlets over the course of a few minutes

I find taking a shit is very conducive to deep, clear thinking

1/19/2009 11:29:22 PM

i've come up with some of my favorite riffs/chord progressions showering or crapping

I'm Big business and i approved this message.

1/19/2009 11:30:13 PM

I usually squeeze my nipples... then I realize what I'm doing, so I stop.. then a little while later I'm doing it again

1/19/2009 11:47:29 PM

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"I sit there hoping my cell doesn't ring."

That's what texting is for. Unlimited texts FTW!!

1/20/2009 12:35:33 AM

brickbreaker, primarily

1/20/2009 1:14:40 AM

1/20/2009 1:25:48 AM

grrrrrrrrrrr

I HATE when I have to take a shit after I just ate!


brb

1/20/2009 10:41:57 AM

usually reading

i spend a good while in there, gotta reach a stopping point in the book. i mean, i can drop a turd in 30 seconds, but bathroom time is great thinking and relaxation time. really, who bothers a person that is taking a shit?

1/20/2009 12:20:17 PM

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" Guess what? Try again. I keep my toothbrush put away, like most clean civilized people. Also, I close the lid to my frequently cleaned toilet before I flush. "

Doesn't matter. I mean, first, you can't clean the toilet you just crapped in before you flush it. And second, unless your toilet lid is like an airlock or something, stuff is gonna get out.

Aerosol'ed matter gets out, gets on the floor, the walls, what-have you, and even into the drawer or cabinet where you keep your frequently moist toothbrush in a warm, dark environment. Maybe your way takes it a few more days to spread around.

1/20/2009 12:56:59 PM

yeah, there was a whole mythbusters segment on fecal cholera and toothbrushes

its everywhere; however, due to god or evolution we have this amazing immune system that helps protect us from things so you really shouldnt worry about it

1/20/2009 1:01:12 PM

i just received a phone call on the john

1/20/2009 1:05:33 PM

Need updates on this most important topic.

2/3/2020 9:19:50 PM

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"Unlimited texts FTW!!"

2/3/2020 9:23:49 PM

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"i usually wait till im done for that, but to each their own"

lol

I've being doing it wrong all these years :3

2/4/2020 8:30:02 PM

read motorcycle magazines

2/4/2020 9:17:50 PM