is like going down on your cousin. Sure it tastes the same, but it just ain't right.weirdest text message of the day . . .
1/15/2009 8:10:40 PM
1/15/2009 8:11:04 PM
i went over on my texts by like 40should rejuvenate on monday
1/15/2009 8:11:16 PM
aha, this is why I don't give my phone number to high school students
1/15/2009 8:11:34 PM
...text was rumored to have originated in West Virginia
1/15/2009 8:11:51 PM
^^ hey, 16 is legal in Alabama
1/15/2009 8:18:58 PM
Well, actually procreating with a cousin is what's to be ultimately avoided, right? So oral is ok? No?
1/15/2009 8:22:16 PM
what if it's your cousin on your stepdad's side?is that still wrong?
1/15/2009 8:22:21 PM
1/15/2009 8:22:35 PM
^^ not if you consume enough ^
1/15/2009 8:22:52 PM
1/15/2009 8:26:36 PM
i should try it and see if it works as a placebo.
1/15/2009 8:27:25 PM
i mean, I won't fucking liei had a cousin that wasn't really a cousin, just through the step-dads sideshe was fucking hot. should have tried to mack on that when we were fourteen.
1/15/2009 8:28:08 PM
1/15/2009 8:38:56 PM
it's fucking terrible
1/15/2009 8:40:21 PM
Shit, if I had a hot as fuck stepsister you can bet your ass I'd try to hit it.
1/15/2009 8:41:52 PM
drinking N/A beer is like a crackhead smoking sugar cubes
1/15/2009 8:46:13 PM
1/15/2009 8:53:27 PM
i knew a guy who got drunk off it. BigEgo you would know who this guy is
1/15/2009 9:30:52 PM
no blood relation = A-okay in my book
1/15/2009 9:41:10 PM
Genesee NA. Holy fuck I can't even imagine.
1/15/2009 9:44:27 PM
it doesn't taste the same, wtf?
1/15/2009 9:49:03 PM
kcrogers: aaron?
1/22/2009 12:43:42 AM
evan
1/22/2009 12:44:52 AM
i get drank of o'doulsI'm Big Business and i approved this message.
1/22/2009 12:45:38 AM
srsly? he's the kind of guy i'd think would need at least a 12 pack to get him thereand we're not talking about evan but anyway]
1/22/2009 12:45:46 AM
lol just ask me and aaron about the story one day, its a classic better spoken in person
1/22/2009 12:46:36 AM
i might have to come by this weekend that or at least do lunch. call me up and we'll see what we can do]
1/22/2009 12:49:05 AM
1/22/2009 12:49:12 AM
16 is legal in NCI'm Big Business and i approved this message.
1/22/2009 12:49:31 AM
^
1/22/2009 12:50:29 AM
Yeah, North Carolina is fucked up. Check this out. North Carolina Statutory Rap Law: § 14-27. 2 et seq. Statutory rape or sexual offense of person age 13, 14, or 15 is intercourse with someone age 13, 14, or 15 when the actor is (1) at least six years older and (2) between four and six years older. Penalty: These crimes are felonies subject to the structured sentencing law with minimums and maximums depending on aggravating and mitigating factors and the offender’s prior record
1/22/2009 12:52:51 AM
^shitty wording in that law
1/22/2009 12:54:49 AM
What if your cousin is a hot model or a pornstar?Y'all still wouldn't hit it?
1/22/2009 5:34:53 AM
beer without alcohol is like a woman without a vagina
1/22/2009 7:12:12 AM
no
1/22/2009 7:53:59 AM
I've always wanted to switch a friend's pitcher with O'douls... just to see what would happen.
1/22/2009 8:53:26 AM
^theyd fake it and act like they were drunk ahha
1/22/2009 9:00:49 AM
I'm pretty sure they would. Probably even do a few chugs and then throw up.
1/22/2009 9:02:03 AM
I dunno, I think anyone who drinks on a regular basis would instead start feeling awesome about their amazing tolerance. Unless you're the type of person who plans out stupid shit they're going to do while drunk but just need to get there to have the drunkenness as an excuse. i.e. women.
1/22/2009 9:04:25 AM
you only go after women when you're drunk?
1/22/2009 9:08:18 AM
nothing wrong with nailing your cousin, the taboo originated from Druidic culture, which is now gone if you haven't noticed[Edited on January 22, 2009 at 9:47 AM. Reason : .]
1/22/2009 9:47:25 AM
marrying first cousins is the marriage for most of the world. True Story.
1/22/2009 10:04:20 AM
a friend of mine drank it while his wife was pregnant because they made some agreement that since she couldn't get drunk that he couldn't either - so whenever they showed up to hang out he always had a 6 pack of non-alcoholic beer
1/22/2009 10:27:17 AM
that's a deal breakerthe only guy i know that drinks non-alcoholic beer regularly does it when we go out for wings and beermostly b/c he's already had a few duis, but'll pour it in a pint glass
1/22/2009 10:31:01 AM
I actually prefer the taste of diet coke to beerso if it wasn't for the alcohol and the good times that ensuedI would never drink itTherefore, I would never ever ever touch O'douls
1/22/2009 10:33:49 AM