If you insist on posting and reposting "EPIC POSTS" that take up 47 screens worth of real estate, here is an example of what said posts should look like:

message_topic.aspx?topic=555296&page=1#12522279

Please make a note.

Thanks,
The Management

1/15/2009 10:39:01 PM

u mad?

1/15/2009 10:39:24 PM

Seconded!

1/15/2009 10:39:33 PM

http://www.euphalo.com

1/15/2009 10:40:02 PM

New meme: EPIC JAILBAIT EXPOSED?!?!

1/15/2009 10:40:04 PM

LOL

1/15/2009 10:41:06 PM

There's a difference between a meme and a forced meme. Euphalo dabbles in both but lately seems heavy on the latter.

1/15/2009 10:41:55 PM

Just sayin'.

Consider it a note in the Suggestion Box.

1/15/2009 10:42:14 PM

dude does have a point

that would increase your EPICNESS

1/15/2009 10:42:28 PM

Quote :

"INCREASE YOU EPICNESS"

1/15/2009 10:43:21 PM

As best as I can tell, there isn't a Euphalo member alive that understands the content of that epic eternal post. It just...doesn't register.

1/15/2009 10:44:02 PM

so tuff

1/15/2009 10:44:47 PM

One line always amuses me in that super-massive post... "When anonymous fools start to beat chest"

I don't know why but there's just something right about it. It perfectly conveys the image of E-TUFF

1/15/2009 10:45:50 PM

we still need to determine how to pronounce euphalo

1/15/2009 10:47:31 PM

You-Fall-Oh

You-follow, even... but that's less phonetically accurate.

[Edited on January 15, 2009 at 10:48 PM. Reason : .]

1/15/2009 10:47:47 PM

Quote :

"so tuff "

i think u have to be tuff when you're bald

comes with the territory

1/15/2009 10:48:13 PM

Quote :

"You-Fall-Oh"

i thought it was you-full-oh

1/15/2009 10:48:45 PM

Unless it's cancer-bald.

Cancer is negative tough.

1/15/2009 10:49:02 PM

You fail, oh?

1/15/2009 10:49:11 PM

I'm going with youf-uh-low



SYNAPSE WITH THE PWNT

1/15/2009 10:49:19 PM

^^^^DOUBLE POST SUSPEND!

1/15/2009 10:49:31 PM

Oh, and I pronounce it

you-fuh-lo.

1/15/2009 10:49:42 PM

yeah, I think me, synapse and shadowrunner have successfully voted you-fuh-low as the official pronunciation, so fuck it...

1/15/2009 10:50:18 PM

I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS UP-HAY-LO FOR SOMEREASON SILENT E

1/15/2009 10:51:12 PM

I haven't sent out a EUPHALO newsletter in a while

1/15/2009 10:52:36 PM

This thread would already be on page 5 if the link in the OP didn't inspire fapping.

1/15/2009 10:52:49 PM

Quote :

"DOUBLE POST SUSPEND!"

oh have no fear

i suspended myself, and then unsuspended myself

i served my time

1/15/2009 10:53:23 PM

lol @ unsuspending yourself

1/15/2009 10:53:58 PM

i'm like a ninja...without the costume

1/15/2009 10:57:56 PM

can't fap

roomie + roomie's girl = in my room

1/15/2009 11:05:19 PM

if you really had a BigEgo, you'd have no qualms about fapping with them around, so you could impress them with your skeet shooting.

1/15/2009 11:10:05 PM

shit, I'm fapping and I'm currently watching Superbad with my roommate

1/15/2009 11:12:32 PM

Since I created the term "Euphalo", I believe I should be the one who determines its pronunciation.

It is YOU-fah-low. Make a note of it.

1/15/2009 11:58:32 PM

YOU DIDN'T CREATE EUPHALO

IT CREATED ITSELF

IT IS AN ACRONYM

OF MY SHIT

BITCHES

1/16/2009 12:00:18 AM

Umm... I created "EUPHALO" bitch. Deal with it.

/tuff

1/16/2009 12:06:45 AM

how can you "create" something that's inherent to the title "Every User Post Here At Least Once" to begin with

?

1/16/2009 12:08:05 AM

He "coined the term", so to speak.

1/16/2009 12:08:26 AM

^

1/16/2009 12:08:54 AM

I still get to determine how it's pronounced

1/16/2009 12:08:58 AM

You ain't tuff enuff to make that decision.

1/16/2009 12:09:26 AM

fuck dat

1/16/2009 12:09:34 AM

Quote :

"U JUST LIH"

1/16/2009 12:10:02 AM

I RUN THIS SHIT

1/16/2009 12:12:18 AM

but you only run it with words.

1/16/2009 12:12:58 AM

damn right

1/16/2009 12:13:52 AM

Didn't the pronunciation get settled in a previous thread anyway?

1/16/2009 12:16:44 AM

I run this

without words

[Edited on January 16, 2009 at 12:19 AM. Reason : instead, with italics]

1/16/2009 12:19:33 AM

^I was about to say that... but then I decided not to, since I don't need words.

1/16/2009 12:20:10 AM

glad someone got what I was saying...

RD = lame

1/16/2009 12:20:58 AM

BY DECREE OF RECEIVEDEATH, THE PRONUNCIATION OF EUPHALO (NOW YOUF-UH-LOW) IS NOW OFFICIAL

1/16/2009 12:22:23 AM