fuck yeah

"like helmets in the brush"

This has been a big business presentation.



[Edited on January 17, 2009 at 12:41 AM. Reason : hahahhaa]

1/17/2009 12:39:08 AM

k

1/17/2009 12:41:36 AM

i like when my shaft is warm but the head is cold, cuz i was outside.

its like the best of borth worlds

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1/17/2009 12:43:29 AM

i was drinking with a lingerie model tonight

unfortunately i

A) have no game
B) got to "i can't feel my face" status way too early in the night

1/17/2009 12:43:48 AM

I don' never suffer from whiskey dick...

had two 22 oz. beers and two double Makers and sour...and still had a rock hard cock for a lil fun tonite.

fuckin' lamers...

1/17/2009 12:44:56 AM

last time I got 'whiskey dick', I just blamed it on the girl. Not the alcohol though....I just basically made her feel like shit saying she wasn't attractive enough for me to get it up.
I knew my clever ploy was a success when she started crying.

1/17/2009 12:45:30 AM

i found your problem.

every woman is a lingerie model.

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1/17/2009 12:47:28 AM

dude...I was soooo drunk when I hooked up with this 39 yr old prof...she wasn't the prettiest thing in the world, but I still managed to insert, agitate until well done, and let loose a load from hell. And she definitely made a good deal of noise.

Dat pussy faceplant beforehand don't hurt matters none either...man, I love eatin' me some snatch.

1/17/2009 12:49:41 AM

It's a life saver if the other person's an ogre.

"Oh god, did we do it?"
"No, you couldn't get it up"
"Sweet. Now get out. ZZZZZzzzzz"

1/17/2009 12:50:06 AM

whiskey dick can be a Godsend

keep you from doing things (people) you have no business doing

1/17/2009 12:51:11 AM

What me and my boys call the Hindsley Rule:

"No woman is ugly with your dick in her mouth"

Originally quoted by one of my best friends, famous for fucking some skank ass hos.

1/17/2009 12:52:20 AM

^^i essentially just said the same thing

[Edited on January 17, 2009 at 12:52 AM. Reason : .]

1/17/2009 12:52:21 AM

yep. I was agreeing with you.
Not vice versa
and don't you forget that

and that's bullshit zxappeal. there are plenty of women that I know I shouldn't fuck, I knew I shouldn't fuck while fucking, and that I regret fucking

1/17/2009 12:53:26 AM

yes sir

1/17/2009 12:53:51 AM

Here's my impression of a one night stand:

"UH





Get out."



Now that we've gotten that info out of the way I fucking hate whiskey dick because i'm lucky enough to never get drunk enough to make bad sex decisions but my weiner does get drunk enough to take the night off

1/17/2009 1:11:58 AM

aka Brewer's Droop

1/17/2009 1:43:00 AM

2/18/2015 6:53:07 PM

i'm seeing a ton of threads bumped from '09 and sooner. really? it's come to this?

2/18/2015 8:33:24 PM