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Sir, what exactly happened? Be honest with me.

That bitch came over to my house and ate all my bologna so i couldn't even make a decent damn sammich when I got off work

What did you do then?

I'm not gonna lie to you officer, I went over there and when she opened the door, I slapped the fuck out of her.

Sir, put down the sandwich, turn around, and put your hands behind your back.




I was fuckin rollin, I've been lookin for this on the internetz, I can't figure out what the episode # is, but as many hundreds as I have watched (with Tiberius and Ashes most of the time not even high) this was by far the funniest one I've ever seen.



Ok, it's one of these:

4/20/2002: Palm Beach
4/13/2002: Palm Beach
4/6/2002: Palm Beach
3/23/2002: Palm Beach
1/5/2002: Palm Beach
12/15/2001: Palm Beach
12/1/2001: West Palm Beach
9/1/2001: Palm Beach
10/17/1999: Palm Beach, Florida
10/10/1999: Palm Beach
9/5/1999: Palm Beach
8/22/1999: Palm Beach
8/15/1999: Palm Beach
7/25/1999: Palm Beach, Florida

[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 9:05 PM. Reason : ]

1/18/2009 8:56:00 PM

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haha

1/18/2009 9:02:37 PM

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my gf did not find it nearly as funny as i did

1/18/2009 9:04:40 PM

dweedle
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you gotta picture this shit in your head

1/18/2009 9:05:45 PM

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i am watching cops on tru tv now. but i can not help you on episode name or number.

the funniest one i have ever seen is when a cop pulled someone over and found some meth and the guy was like "what am i supposed to do!?" the cop without missing a beat said "you supposed to not do meth!"

i <3 cops the tv show..

1/18/2009 9:08:25 PM

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Domestic dispute, 2 LEO's on scene:

LEO to woman: Ma'am, tell me what happened.
Woman: He be actin' crazy and yellin' and tryin' hit me.
LEO to man: What's your story?
Man: She actin' stupid and tryin' to hit me, I didn' do nothin'.

(LEO separates the two).

LEO to woman: Is this your husband?
Woman: Oh no, we ain't married.
LEO to woman: What is your relation to him then?
Woman: Well, I ain't sucked his dick, he ain't eatin' no pussy, we just fuck!

1/18/2009 9:08:44 PM

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796 episodes, i will find the one, i have it narrowed down to 01-02 season, and they did 6 episodes in palm beach, i thought i found it, but it was a different domestic dispute at a trailer park, imagine that

8:00 PM Cops Palm Beach, FL TV-14 L,V
8:30 PM Cops Palm Beach, FL TV-14 L,V

is all their website has listed

[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 9:17 PM. Reason : ]

1/18/2009 9:16:05 PM

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it was episode #320.

1/18/2009 9:19:13 PM

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you sure? i'm thinkin season 14 episode 2 prod. code 1402

i sent an e-mail to tru tv to find out, i will buy that season dvd now

[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 9:31 PM. Reason : ]

1/18/2009 9:25:13 PM

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http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCProgram.do?t=Cops&sId=EP00017070&method=getEpisodeDetailForShow&pId=EP000170700462


unless there's been two bologna disputes.

season 11, episode 35.

[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 9:59 PM. Reason : ]

1/18/2009 9:59:06 PM

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thats the one

1/19/2009 7:29:48 AM

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bttt for a black midget doing pushups on his head on the sidewalk

2/8/2009 8:35:22 PM

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ahahah that's the one that takes off and climbs the street light

[Edited on February 8, 2009 at 8:37 PM. Reason : he's with the circus or something]

[Edited on February 8, 2009 at 8:37 PM. Reason : i think...]

2/8/2009 8:37:19 PM

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turkey and cheese pwns bologna sandwich

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l335l2jItI

2/8/2009 8:44:56 PM

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I saw a funny one where instead of blurring out the criminal's face, they blurred out his dog's face.

2/8/2009 8:48:01 PM

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we need to find this bologna disput

2/8/2009 8:50:05 PM

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i have emailed tru tv, but can't get them to send me a copy of the episode, and i can't find it online

2/8/2009 8:53:06 PM

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i, too, am watching cops

[Edited on February 8, 2009 at 9:05 PM. Reason : DONT TAZE ME BRO]

2/8/2009 8:59:11 PM

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