Sir, what exactly happened? Be honest with me.That bitch came over to my house and ate all my bologna so i couldn't even make a decent damn sammich when I got off workWhat did you do then?I'm not gonna lie to you officer, I went over there and when she opened the door, I slapped the fuck out of her.Sir, put down the sandwich, turn around, and put your hands behind your back.I was fuckin rollin, I've been lookin for this on the internetz, I can't figure out what the episode # is, but as many hundreds as I have watched (with Tiberius and Ashes most of the time not even high) this was by far the funniest one I've ever seen.Ok, it's one of these:4/20/2002: Palm Beach4/13/2002: Palm Beach4/6/2002: Palm Beach3/23/2002: Palm Beach1/5/2002: Palm Beach12/15/2001: Palm Beach12/1/2001: West Palm Beach9/1/2001: Palm Beach10/17/1999: Palm Beach, Florida10/10/1999: Palm Beach9/5/1999: Palm Beach8/22/1999: Palm Beach8/15/1999: Palm Beach7/25/1999: Palm Beach, Florida[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 9:05 PM. Reason : ]
1/18/2009 8:56:00 PM
haha
1/18/2009 9:02:37 PM
my gf did not find it nearly as funny as i did
1/18/2009 9:04:40 PM
you gotta picture this shit in your head
1/18/2009 9:05:45 PM
i am watching cops on tru tv now. but i can not help you on episode name or number.the funniest one i have ever seen is when a cop pulled someone over and found some meth and the guy was like "what am i supposed to do!?" the cop without missing a beat said "you supposed to not do meth!"i <3 cops the tv show..
1/18/2009 9:08:25 PM
Domestic dispute, 2 LEO's on scene:LEO to woman: Ma'am, tell me what happened.Woman: He be actin' crazy and yellin' and tryin' hit me.LEO to man: What's your story?Man: She actin' stupid and tryin' to hit me, I didn' do nothin'.(LEO separates the two).LEO to woman: Is this your husband?Woman: Oh no, we ain't married.LEO to woman: What is your relation to him then?Woman: Well, I ain't sucked his dick, he ain't eatin' no pussy, we just fuck!
1/18/2009 9:08:44 PM
796 episodes, i will find the one, i have it narrowed down to 01-02 season, and they did 6 episodes in palm beach, i thought i found it, but it was a different domestic dispute at a trailer park, imagine that 8:00 PM Cops Palm Beach, FL TV-14 L,V8:30 PM Cops Palm Beach, FL TV-14 L,Vis all their website has listed [Edited on January 18, 2009 at 9:17 PM. Reason : ]
1/18/2009 9:16:05 PM
it was episode #320.
1/18/2009 9:19:13 PM
you sure? i'm thinkin season 14 episode 2 prod. code 1402i sent an e-mail to tru tv to find out, i will buy that season dvd now[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 9:31 PM. Reason : ]
1/18/2009 9:25:13 PM
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCProgram.do?t=Cops&sId=EP00017070&method=getEpisodeDetailForShow&pId=EP000170700462unless there's been two bologna disputes. season 11, episode 35.[Edited on January 18, 2009 at 9:59 PM. Reason : ]
1/18/2009 9:59:06 PM
thats the one
1/19/2009 7:29:48 AM
bttt for a black midget doing pushups on his head on the sidewalk
2/8/2009 8:35:22 PM
ahahah that's the one that takes off and climbs the street light[Edited on February 8, 2009 at 8:37 PM. Reason : he's with the circus or something][Edited on February 8, 2009 at 8:37 PM. Reason : i think...]
2/8/2009 8:37:19 PM
turkey and cheese pwns bologna sandwichhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l335l2jItI
2/8/2009 8:44:56 PM
I saw a funny one where instead of blurring out the criminal's face, they blurred out his dog's face.
2/8/2009 8:48:01 PM
we need to find this bologna disput
2/8/2009 8:50:05 PM
i have emailed tru tv, but can't get them to send me a copy of the episode, and i can't find it online
2/8/2009 8:53:06 PM
i, too, am watching cops[Edited on February 8, 2009 at 9:05 PM. Reason : DONT TAZE ME BRO]
2/8/2009 8:59:11 PM