on me. I had just ran downstairs to get some coffee. When I returned, she was just hanging out waiting on me in my office. She says "so....you must be Jeff....."





My dumbass started talking like a 12 year old
'Hi! I'm Jeff'



DUH....SHE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE, YOU IDIOT!







[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 10:23 AM. Reason : .]

1/23/2009 10:21:26 AM

lolz... it happens to the best of us from time to time!

1/23/2009 10:23:09 AM

Quote :

"DUH....SHE KNOWS WHO YOU ARE, YOU IDIOT!"

i should hope so

she is your mother, afterall

1/23/2009 10:23:21 AM

awww, that's cute

1/23/2009 10:24:08 AM

I was caught off guard man...

1/23/2009 10:24:13 AM

white or black?

details homey, details

1/23/2009 10:25:07 AM

redbone?

1/23/2009 10:26:54 AM

white lady
maybe 5'5 or so
brown hair
probably a C cup
ample booty meat
cute face

1/23/2009 10:27:02 AM

baller Jeff, baller!

1/23/2009 10:29:18 AM

Quote :

"AMPLE BOOTY MEAT"

I seriously need to sign off... now.

[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 10:31 AM. Reason : .]

1/23/2009 10:31:38 AM

weight?
pic?

1/23/2009 10:31:51 AM

shit's pathetic son

I should have offered her a seat, or a water, or something...






weight: I'd say about 125 or 130
pic: we can't take any pics inside or outside of the building. we're an aerospace and defense contractor

[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 10:35 AM. Reason : .]

1/23/2009 10:33:30 AM

i'll continue this conversation:


so why was she waiting for you?

1/23/2009 10:34:28 AM

did you show her my penis pictures?

1/23/2009 10:35:37 AM

Quote :

"Hot woman sitting in my office waiting "

Quote :

"shit's pathetic son I should have offered her a seat, or a water, or something..."

offered her a seat even though shes already sitting?

lawl

1/23/2009 10:37:04 AM

some people that I work with on another project gave her my contact info. she had questions about the correct ejection envelope for a jet seat.




I did not show her your penis pics dj




NP, she was sitting on my desk looking at a picture of my girlfriend. damn, I need to take that picture down. that picture is THROWIN' SALT IN MY GAME, SON

[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 10:40 AM. Reason : .]

1/23/2009 10:37:37 AM

Quote :

"she had questions about the correct ejection "

[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 10:40 AM. Reason : wait, i thought your gf reads tdub]

1/23/2009 10:39:46 AM

Back when I used to answer phones I had to call out to another company and when they answered I said "Thank you for calling [company name], this is Parks, how may I help you?"

1/23/2009 10:43:12 AM

^^ she does read tdub

but 1) she hates me already
2) chances are this thread will be on page 3 before she sees tdub again
3) I can beat her up
4) I have to leave opportunity open for 3somes

1/23/2009 10:46:53 AM

waiting for updates

1/23/2009 11:17:30 AM

oh, so you are a secretary?

1/23/2009 11:26:14 AM

Quote :

"NP, she was sitting on my desk looking at a picture of my girlfriend. damn, I need to take that picture down. that picture is THROWIN' SALT IN MY GAME, SON"

lawl then the thread title should have said so

1/23/2009 11:27:56 AM

I'll pee on you

1/23/2009 11:30:50 AM

Quote :

"that picture is THROWIN' SALT IN MY GAME, SON"

negative - women are the ultimate validation of supply & demand dynamics. as soon as they see you're off the market, your value sky rockets. its not something they can control - having two X chromosomes makes em that way

1/23/2009 11:44:51 AM

aha

I think I would flip my shit if I came in on monday...

and Gina's face was scratched out of the picture

and this other lady's face was taped over it

1/23/2009 11:52:32 AM

^^ maybe if I change my facebook status from single to "it's complicated", I'll have girls calling me?

1/23/2009 11:56:49 AM

ha jeff, just go get a wedding band, you'll have all the bitches on your nuts then

[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 11:58 AM. Reason : ]

1/23/2009 11:58:13 AM

Quote :

"I'll pee on you "

thats nice r.kelly

1/23/2009 11:58:28 AM

Quote :

"she was sitting on my desk looking at a picture of my girlfriend. damn, I need to take that picture down. that picture is THROWIN' SALT IN MY GAME, SON "

haha

1/23/2009 12:02:21 PM

I am marketing a new piece of technology.

A strip of ashesive that you apply to your ring ringer while sunbathing. Take it off when you're going to pick up girls.

The girls will see the spot on your hand that's not tanned, and assume that a ring goes there....but has been removed.

gravy baby

1/23/2009 12:15:22 PM

I love the way you've decorated.

1/23/2009 12:17:35 PM

should have been "no, that's my distant cousin. She lives in China at the moment.

1/23/2009 12:17:58 PM

^^



in my defense, she seemed pretty nervous herself once I got to my office.
And I was caught off guard, as it's customary to call or email to set up meetings.


I do realize that I must have lost all of my game. I used to be able to think of playatastic responses on the spot!



I should have said "oh man, I'd love to help you right now, but my calendar is stuffed at the moment. Actually, you know what? I'm free for lunch. Do you want to meet up around 12 and work this out?"

1/23/2009 12:23:49 PM

make sure you give her your seat on the bus

1/23/2009 12:28:32 PM

aha

we actually do have a shuttle that runs every 15 minutes from one end of the facility to the other

if a situation arises where we're both on the shuttle with limited seat, I will offer her my seat

1/23/2009 12:49:29 PM

EMCE you are a trip!! This thread def a 10/10.

1/23/2009 1:24:57 PM

^

Sext message sent

1/23/2009 1:27:49 PM

what is the status of this?

3/3/2009 3:39:12 PM

the worst is when you say

"how are you doing" then she replies,

then you say it again

3/3/2009 3:40:40 PM

3/3/2009 3:42:53 PM

i am your conscience..man, it sure did get hot in here, am i fuckin up... i am your conscience

[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 4:18 PM. Reason : for reference http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_L-gbpKZpo]

3/3/2009 4:13:06 PM

^^^

How are you today?

I'm good, thanks, and you?

I'm doing great, how are you? I mean, oh shit.

3/3/2009 4:15:07 PM

Yeah I hate that shit, I do it all the time

3/3/2009 4:16:39 PM

^
I do that as well.

Also, when someone says something like "have a good day" to you, and you respond with "you too" except they actually said "enjoy your food" or something that doesn't apply, lol.

Two really hot chicks cornered me in front of my building recently asking to speak with the owner of the company, and somehow I managed to not fuck it up like in the past. They were the marketing girls from upstairs that work for some start-up company that sells art. I bet I didn't fuck up because I didn't have time to anticipate fucking it up. I handed them my card instead and explained how the owner is very hard to reach, but that I may be of some assistance.

[Edited on March 3, 2009 at 4:27 PM. Reason : -]

3/3/2009 4:26:06 PM