I can't say the word "dinosaur" without imitating the voice of Mr. DNA from Jurassic Park.

1/23/2009 12:22:39 PM

k

1/23/2009 12:22:51 PM

That's not a quirk.

1/23/2009 12:23:20 PM

i like eating peppermints when i poop.

1/23/2009 12:23:32 PM

or is it?

1/23/2009 12:24:14 PM

I say that I'll pee on people when I feel threatened

1/23/2009 12:25:45 PM

I have too many to count

1/23/2009 12:27:11 PM

i also have to have exactly 123 sheets of paper in my printer. if i print 2 pages, i immediately add 2 pages back. and if i feel someone has messed with my paper i'll recount them.

that's just sad

1/23/2009 12:28:16 PM

i'd make a parody thread, but i can't think of anything funny that rhymes with "quirks"

1/23/2009 12:29:10 PM

I have a hard time saying the word "Marlboro"

I can't pronounce the "L" without sounding like a four year old

1/23/2009 12:48:36 PM

the key is to say the "-boro" as "burrah"

1/23/2009 12:50:13 PM

I horde things if they're on sale.

I'll buy 4-5 sticks of deodorant from big lots when I have the 20% off coupon. Comes out to less than 1.50 per stick and it's the good stuff.

1/23/2009 12:52:20 PM

i say western as west-churn

1/23/2009 12:53:56 PM

I have a routine in the shower and if I don't start with brushing my teeth I end up washing my hair twice or using body wash twice. True Story.

1/23/2009 1:00:57 PM

i have to blow in all my glasses before I use them. I get paranoid when I eat out and have to blow in the glass after it's already filled.

I don't understand it. I do the same thing to beer bottles.

is that weird?

1/23/2009 1:04:03 PM

if i'm holding a french fry by the pointy end

i can't eat said end

1/23/2009 1:06:15 PM

^i do that too!!! so I end up with all these little end pieces

1/23/2009 1:08:00 PM

you guys are retarded

1/23/2009 1:08:49 PM

^^holy shit I was about to say the french fry thing

all my friends make fun of me for it

[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 1:09 PM. Reason : ^]

1/23/2009 1:08:51 PM

The crunchy part of the fry is no good.

1/23/2009 1:10:46 PM

whenever I touch myself at night, I always print out a fresh picture of DivaBaby19 and tape it to my "action" hand before I get started

1/23/2009 1:15:53 PM

i sing a lot and change the lyrics to fit whatever I'm doing at the time.

1/23/2009 1:20:58 PM

Quote :

"i sing a lot and change the lyrics to fit whatever I'm doing at the time."

I do this as well.

For example, every time I pour me a glass of cranberry juice I sing "I LOVE CRANBERRY JUICE!!!11" while I am bringing it out of the fridge and while pouring it into my glass.

1/23/2009 1:23:59 PM

well i'll bet you are uti free.

1/23/2009 1:25:27 PM

When I JO I alternate seven strokes with the right hand and seven strokes with the left

Even if I'm at the point of no return I have to switch hands to finish the task at hand

1/23/2009 1:27:19 PM

^^tis true my friend but I do deal with with bladder infections bc of over acidity.

[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 1:28 PM. Reason : arrows]

1/23/2009 1:27:33 PM

nice pun ^^

1/23/2009 1:28:32 PM

I save the sparkwheels, flints, and springs from used-up lighters.

1/23/2009 3:13:42 PM

you would

hey, pm me your address if you want me to start shipping you my egg yolks

1/23/2009 3:15:08 PM

I wipe the top of soda cans/beer cans off before drinking out of them.

1/23/2009 3:15:33 PM

Quote :

"The crunchy part of the fry is nso good."

1/23/2009 3:16:15 PM

you know there's more germs on the buttons you just pushed than the lip of you can out of a machine right

1/23/2009 3:16:39 PM

I really hate shoes that lace up. I have worn birkenstocks exclusively for like 5 years except for PE classes. I replaced worn-out pairs with the same brand like twice because I couldn't find any other shoes I liked.

1/23/2009 3:31:08 PM

I don't really buy sodas out of machines much

When I'm taking my own cans out of the fridge, I wash my hands first

1/23/2009 3:33:14 PM

i have some sort of OCD where i do things according to the Fibbonacci sequence and prime numbers

1/23/2009 3:34:32 PM

gotcha

yeah that show on food network where they do "science" with food things taught me this while i was ripped the other night watching late night tv

it's good for cleaning the dirt off, but there's so little bacteria that's thriving on a cold metalic exposed surface that it was kinda pointless beyond that

and a rather shockingly high % of soda machines had saliva on the buttons

1/23/2009 3:35:27 PM

in high school a kid name bobby would nut into the change return in the powerade machine so whenever something was reaching for the 15 cents, they got a dime and a nickel with nut on them

classic

1/23/2009 3:37:13 PM

Quote :

"and a rather shockingly high % of soda machines had saliva on the buttons"

gross!

1/23/2009 3:39:36 PM

I don't know what in the hell is wrong with me.....

but when I take a piss, one hand is on my dong, and the other is on the wall in front of me. it's like the wall is my physical and emotional support while I'm peeing.
sooo comfortable

[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 3:40 PM. Reason : .]

1/23/2009 3:39:43 PM

^^^while an amusing anecdote, I'm left wondering how Bobby got away with masturbating in public

^ this guy at my last job used to do that, which didn't bother, but he'd also start conversations at the same time, and that made me

[Edited on January 23, 2009 at 3:41 PM. Reason : .]

1/23/2009 3:40:10 PM

I have to have a parrot.
as long as there is a parrot, everythings ok!

1/23/2009 3:42:51 PM

I have never really learned to look people in the eye when I talk to them

1/23/2009 3:43:27 PM

I hate wearing Jackets, makes me feel confined

1/23/2009 3:43:32 PM

my fiance has called me out on it before

I have no answer for her

1/23/2009 3:44:36 PM

i can't stand a dirty kitchen. before i go to bed there can't be any dirty dishes in the sink and the counters have to be cleaned.

i hate coming home to a unfit home after a trip or vacation, so i have to clean real good before leaving.

i'm a bit a a neat freak and hate it when things are out of place or in the middle of the floor.

1/23/2009 3:49:50 PM

I have to write reports for each file that I review...I am constantly editing and I check the sig page like 10 times before I turn it in....and then sometimes after turning it in check again. I had a bad habit of typing my name but not signing it in the past (we have to do both).

1/23/2009 3:56:20 PM

I cant sleep unless the TV is on, i just set the sleep timer and go to bed.

1/23/2009 3:56:25 PM

I do better as the day progresses...that is why I usually stay in the office until 10ish...I get alot accomplished in the hours between 5-10(not many distractions and is is very quiet).

1/23/2009 4:02:04 PM

I have a hard time saying deodorant and February.

1/23/2009 4:03:54 PM

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1/23/2009 4:05:35 PM