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fleetwud
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f1337wud

1/23/2009 3:51:42 PM

Ronny
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HAY!

1/23/2009 3:52:12 PM

ncsu_ot_usmc
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I too, can drive better while drunk!!!1

1/23/2009 3:53:21 PM

jbrick83
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I've been known to bartend a shift or two black-out drunk. Counted the money and everything...and never fucked up the drawer.

1/23/2009 3:53:37 PM

Slave Famous
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I've been known to close a deal or two black-out drunk. Gotten them to sign and everything...and never fucked up the contract.

1/23/2009 3:54:52 PM

jbrick83
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iswydt

1/23/2009 3:56:12 PM

ParksNrec
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I've been known to work from home drunk as shit, but browsing the internet drunk is really easy

1/23/2009 3:56:41 PM

Tiberius
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I've been known to [work] while drunk, stoned, tripping acid, rolling, etc... never had anyone mention anything to me about it, so I guess that means it was functional?

1/23/2009 4:00:06 PM

terpball
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aaah haaa hush dat fuuussssssss

1/23/2009 4:15:50 PM

punchmonk
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only functional with beer.

1/23/2009 4:19:02 PM

chabnic
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1/23/2009 4:34:27 PM

thegoodlife3
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i can be 12 beers deep and my friends say that they cant tell any difference in me at all

1/23/2009 4:36:27 PM

ThePeter
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you people

1/23/2009 4:46:38 PM

TreeTwista10
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signed

i also know i'm a functional alcoholic because unlike you people telling black out stories, i actually know the definition of a functional alcoholic...i learned it in alcohol class...its someone who drinks all the time, but still manages to hold a job, etc

1/23/2009 4:48:39 PM

Tarun
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me the people

1/23/2009 4:49:42 PM

jbrick83
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^^I've never been fired.

1/23/2009 4:53:06 PM

TreeTwista10
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i'm not saying you're not a functional alcoholic (like you and me are supposed to be proud of that lol) I'm just explaining that the definition I learned at alcohol class was someone who was an alcoholic, but is able to still keep a job...like you drink way too much, but somehow you drag your ass out of bed M-F morning and put in your 40+ hours

1/23/2009 4:58:01 PM

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