f1337wud
1/23/2009 3:51:42 PM
HAY!
1/23/2009 3:52:12 PM
I too, can drive better while drunk!!!1
1/23/2009 3:53:21 PM
I've been known to bartend a shift or two black-out drunk. Counted the money and everything...and never fucked up the drawer.
1/23/2009 3:53:37 PM
I've been known to close a deal or two black-out drunk. Gotten them to sign and everything...and never fucked up the contract.
1/23/2009 3:54:52 PM
iswydt
1/23/2009 3:56:12 PM
I've been known to work from home drunk as shit, but browsing the internet drunk is really easy
1/23/2009 3:56:41 PM
I've been known to [work] while drunk, stoned, tripping acid, rolling, etc... never had anyone mention anything to me about it, so I guess that means it was functional?
1/23/2009 4:00:06 PM
aaah haaa hush dat fuuussssssss
1/23/2009 4:15:50 PM
only functional with beer.
1/23/2009 4:19:02 PM
1/23/2009 4:34:27 PM
<-----i can be 12 beers deep and my friends say that they cant tell any difference in me at all
1/23/2009 4:36:27 PM
you people
1/23/2009 4:46:38 PM
signedi also know i'm a functional alcoholic because unlike you people telling black out stories, i actually know the definition of a functional alcoholic...i learned it in alcohol class...its someone who drinks all the time, but still manages to hold a job, etc
1/23/2009 4:48:39 PM
me the people
1/23/2009 4:49:42 PM
^^I've never been fired.
1/23/2009 4:53:06 PM
i'm not saying you're not a functional alcoholic (like you and me are supposed to be proud of that lol) I'm just explaining that the definition I learned at alcohol class was someone who was an alcoholic, but is able to still keep a job...like you drink way too much, but somehow you drag your ass out of bed M-F morning and put in your 40+ hours
1/23/2009 4:58:01 PM