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dweedle
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1/24/2009 4:18:38 PM

DivaBaby19
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1/24/2009 4:19:06 PM

Kiwi
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I, too, like it hard.

1/24/2009 4:19:09 PM

dweedle
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this is too much effort

i just want to mix some shit k

1/24/2009 4:20:12 PM

DivaBaby19
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put it in the microwave ok

1/24/2009 4:22:30 PM

BigHitSunday
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if you just leave it out for like 10 minutes it should be good

impatient son of a gun

1/24/2009 4:22:54 PM

0EPII1
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they have this new invention called as the microwave oven.

and an even newer one called as a stove/hotplate.

1/24/2009 4:24:25 PM

BigHitSunday
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nah man u dont wanna melt it

1/24/2009 4:25:43 PM

dweedle
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yea you microwave people are dumb

1/24/2009 4:27:13 PM

DivaBaby19
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don't put that shit on high power son

1/24/2009 4:27:28 PM

dweedle
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and betty crocker is a dumb cunt...you need more than 1 tablespoon of water...otherwise my arm is going to fall off

1/24/2009 4:28:51 PM

Konami
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my microwave's only got 2 settings son: off and nuke

1/24/2009 4:29:16 PM

DivaBaby19
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what are you mixing up?

I'm gonna bake with my little girls tonight

1/24/2009 4:29:54 PM

0EPII1
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Quote :
"nah man u dont wanna melt it"


Holy shit if you nuke it just for 10 sec it will only get soft!!! (yeah, 5% of it melts on the periphery, whoopteedoo!!!)

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"yea you microwave people are dumb"


See above.

Jesus, this ain't rocket science. HTF did you graduate college high school middle school???

1/24/2009 4:33:25 PM

wdprice3
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WHO THE FUCK GRADUATES FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL

1/24/2009 4:35:11 PM

Willy Nilly
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Quote :
"don't put that shit on high power son"
winnar

1/24/2009 4:35:56 PM

BigHitSunday
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man you never put butter in a microwave to try to soften it thats retarded

1/24/2009 4:35:58 PM

0EPII1
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then sit on it if you need it right then

le sigh

i bet rocket science is easier

1/24/2009 4:38:16 PM

dweedle
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lol i got some funny pics to show yall of this attempt at Turtle Cookie Bars...

1/24/2009 4:38:51 PM

ShawnaC123
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dweedle, you're going to make a horrible wife.

1/24/2009 4:40:17 PM

0EPII1
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^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, GG

thanks for the laugh!

1/24/2009 4:41:53 PM

JeffreyBSG
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if i was a girl I would just stick it up my vagina and let it soften in there for a little while

1/24/2009 4:43:08 PM

Yodajammies
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Put it on the oven when you are preheating it. If you rotate it every couple minutes, it should be soft by the time the oven is ready.

1/24/2009 4:44:34 PM

dweedle
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i imagine this tray was supposed to be completely full

maybe thats why she didnt want more than 1 tbp of water in there


this is before it has been cookied, btw




[Edited on January 24, 2009 at 4:46 PM. Reason : ]

1/24/2009 4:45:17 PM

dweedle
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shawna, i will make a wonderful wife......do this shit for me so i dont have to

1/24/2009 4:47:08 PM

ShawnaC123
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I'll make you turtle bars every day if I don't have to work.

1/24/2009 4:48:18 PM

LunaK
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^^^ wow....just wow

1/24/2009 4:48:53 PM

dweedle
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at least it is spreading out in the tray during cooking


i made some half-cookie half-brownie things earlier this week that turned out pretty good


i appreciate the meaning of the over-used "wow..just wow" statement, but i wish people could be a little more original sometimes

[Edited on January 24, 2009 at 4:51 PM. Reason : ]

1/24/2009 4:50:24 PM

Tiberius
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it looks like a tray of doody

1/24/2009 4:50:43 PM

Willy Nilly
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Quote :
"man you never put butter in a microwave to try to soften it thats retarded"
Nah, if you find the right % of power (assuming, of course, the microwave can do that,) it works great.

When I worked as a chef, there was occasionally a need for softened butter on the fly. I'd put whole pound blocks in the microwave at around 20% (if I remember correctly,) and they came out perfect every time -- no pockets of melted butter or anything... just soft spreadable goodness.

I've done the same at home with one stick at a time, but you have to use 10% or 15% or it will melt.

1/24/2009 4:54:19 PM

GenghisJohn
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wow, man

that's an achievement

1/24/2009 4:55:24 PM

dweedle
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well regardless of how it looks

its gonna taste awesome

1/24/2009 4:57:25 PM

Willy Nilly
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TWW needs more before-&-after cooking photos.....
....especially if the food in said photos is burnt, ugly, weird, funny, etc.

THEN WE CAN MAKE A CUTE LITTLE BOOK

1/24/2009 5:00:08 PM

dweedle
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1/24/2009 5:04:10 PM

Willy Nilly
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it's tub girl!!!

1/24/2009 5:07:18 PM

rtc407
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i'd hit eat it

1/24/2009 5:46:19 PM

LunaK
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it looks like a gigantic cookie

1/24/2009 5:48:08 PM

pilgrimshoes
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are you retarded

1/24/2009 5:49:11 PM

9one9
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i want some

1/24/2009 5:49:55 PM

dmidkiff
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1/24/2009 5:53:40 PM

djeternal
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I fucking HATE Paula Dean

1/24/2009 5:56:54 PM

dweedle
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taste grade

B


would not make again

1/24/2009 6:11:00 PM

BigMan157
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you tried too hard to insert hilarity into the name

[Edited on January 24, 2009 at 6:17 PM. Reason : double-o]

1/24/2009 6:17:07 PM

dweedle
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i think i did alright everywhere after FAILcker

1/24/2009 6:17:50 PM

Dammit100
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baking.

serious business.

1/24/2009 6:18:45 PM

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