he just brought in 4 girls that look rather slutty, all of them which enough shit on them to look like they're sleeping over

1/24/2009 8:29:11 PM

join in

1/24/2009 8:29:57 PM

he is the man

1/24/2009 8:30:19 PM

this is why you live in the dorms

bring booze

bring slickers

trade around

throw some high fives

1/24/2009 8:30:50 PM

he's got stds i think

1/24/2009 8:31:00 PM

maybe he bought a ball and they wont leave him alone now

1/24/2009 8:32:27 PM

none of them are even attractive to me though

1/24/2009 8:33:07 PM

so what

these are the times in your life you'll look back on and realize how knee deep in pink you were and how you should have copped puddin' at every chance you got

not sit in your dorm room on a saturday night and twiddle your own asshole

1/24/2009 8:34:04 PM

agreed hindsight 20/20

1/24/2009 8:35:26 PM

^^i don't want my pee pee to burn

1/24/2009 8:37:39 PM

wrap it up and dont lap the mound

1/24/2009 8:38:35 PM

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"bring booze bring slickers trade around throw some high fives"

1/24/2009 8:38:44 PM

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"wrap it up and dont lap the mound"

words to live by

gg pilgrimshoes

1/24/2009 8:40:21 PM

I <3 you, Ben.

1/24/2009 8:41:18 PM

im here for the gangbang

1/24/2009 8:41:20 PM

I'm here for the party

1/24/2009 8:44:46 PM

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"so what these are the times in your life you'll look back on and realize how knee deep in pink you were and how you should have copped puddin' at every chance you got not sit in your dorm room on a saturday night and twiddle your own asshole"

1/24/2009 8:45:41 PM

slutty, busted chicks with stds? pass

1/24/2009 8:49:05 PM

1/24/2009 8:50:32 PM

they invented condoms for a reason man, and you'll never bond with your roommate faster than when you are high fiving while eifell towering some slut

and eventually you grow up and actually have to put effort into getting laid and will miss the days when pussy is literally brought to your door 4 deep

1/24/2009 8:51:35 PM

Do the rotisserie

1/24/2009 8:52:13 PM

^^not my door, it was one of my suitemates

i decided to keep my dick clean and enjoy my night other ways

1/25/2009 2:27:58 PM

fag

1/25/2009 2:48:19 PM

what dorm do you live in?

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1/25/2009 2:50:35 PM

remember guys, this is the same dude who posted a thread asking advice about a blind date.

getting chick might just not be his thing....

1/25/2009 4:18:56 PM

so tuff

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1/25/2009 4:20:44 PM

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"none of them are even attractive to me though"

the girls are never attractive when you are getting left out
just sayn

1/25/2009 4:21:43 PM

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" SO TUFF "

1/25/2009 4:22:20 PM

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"i decided to keep my dick clean and enjoy my night other ways"

by posting in every thread in chit chat????

I've seen your saturday night accomplishments in your photo gallery......

1/25/2009 4:23:42 PM

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"the girls are never attractive when you are getting left out just sayn"

1/25/2009 4:30:39 PM

so did it happen?

1/25/2009 4:31:37 PM

nickle pickle will not ran shit

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1/25/2009 4:36:16 PM

i, too, questioned people in the dorms

1/25/2009 4:38:28 PM

the more chicks, the higher on the rag percentage

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1/25/2009 4:39:54 PM

Wobbly H time?

1/25/2009 4:57:39 PM

lulz @ this thread

1/25/2009 5:35:03 PM

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"i decided to keep my dick clean and enjoy my night other ways "

yeah ive got a buddy who used camping soap for lube...

PENIS DRYS OUT

1/25/2009 5:50:51 PM

SmallEgo


[Edited on January 25, 2009 at 6:29 PM. Reason : S]

1/25/2009 6:28:43 PM

yeah, whatever happened to that chick from your class? did you get the balls up to ask her out?

1/25/2009 7:02:44 PM

pilgrimshoes was hilarious in this thread.

A+ buddy

1/25/2009 7:10:32 PM

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"remember guys, this is the same dude who posted a thread asking advice about a blind date."

this is news to me

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"yeah, whatever happened to that chick from your class? did you get the balls up to ask her out?"

That thread was not serious at all.

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"the girls are never attractive when you are getting left out just sayn"

Busted face, one a little "heavy" to be nice, not exactly my type of women, especially considering they probably have aids or something

1/25/2009 7:19:38 PM

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"not exactly my type"

You mean they had vaginas?

1/25/2009 7:56:42 PM

my penis, you can suck on it

1/25/2009 8:10:22 PM

i dont know, i might have a big scary STD

1/25/2009 8:16:53 PM

u guise gang bangin?

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1/25/2009 8:17:33 PM

1 guy, 4 girls

maybe your suitemate is gay, or had some good drugs

just thinking its an odd ratio for a gangbang

1/25/2009 8:24:48 PM

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"one a little "heavy" to be nice"

someone has passed up some damn good blowjobs with that kinda life philosophy

1/25/2009 8:25:21 PM

if it's 4 girls/1 guy wouldn't it be called an orgy and not a gang bang? Unless you're roomate is THAT manly because of how ~ you appear to be?

1/25/2009 9:21:44 PM

i call that a saturday night

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1/25/2009 9:23:53 PM

where can i find that gif of the cat who is just chillin on the couch, but then stands up and dances?

1/25/2009 9:25:16 PM