1/26/2009 3:41:20 PM

k

1/26/2009 3:41:26 PM

She's getting comfortable alright

1/26/2009 3:42:04 PM

pixels, i can tell by them

1/26/2009 3:42:45 PM

at least she still has her intelligence

1/26/2009 3:43:07 PM

Quote :

"MOM ASS JEANS"

1/26/2009 3:43:14 PM

mom jeans

[Edited on January 26, 2009 at 3:43 PM. Reason : ^ oh fuck you]

1/26/2009 3:43:22 PM

she holds two championship belts

1/26/2009 3:43:38 PM

Quote :

"mom jeans"

Means?

1/26/2009 3:44:21 PM

^ look at the jeans? its like shes popped out a few youngins

1/26/2009 3:45:45 PM

fwiw, danny masterson from that 70s show does gigs in night clubs as DJ Mom Jeans

1/26/2009 3:46:27 PM

http://www.funnyhub.com/videos/pages/mom-jeans.html

1/26/2009 3:46:40 PM

Mom + Jeans = Means

1/26/2009 3:47:00 PM

i see what you did there

1/26/2009 3:48:24 PM

Quote :

"I understand she's jealous of Ashlee's baby, but someone needs to tell Jessica you can't eat yourself pregnant before she has a coronary."

1/26/2009 3:55:17 PM

its called growing up and not asking for attention

1/26/2009 3:56:08 PM

maybe her boyfriend should give her some choking lessons?

1/26/2009 3:57:08 PM

id still give it to her

1/26/2009 3:57:13 PM

if she's not careful she's gonna have Bus Driver Arms before she knows it.

1/26/2009 3:57:14 PM

FUPA

1/26/2009 3:57:31 PM

Quote :

"its called growing up and not asking for attention"

Asking for attention is the only thing she knows how to do.

1/26/2009 4:02:45 PM

I'd still smash

1/26/2009 4:09:54 PM

ICE

ON

ROADS

1/26/2009 4:10:44 PM

I always thought that Nick was a bitch for getting dumped and then crying about it.

While still a bitch, he got out in time and is now free to fuck high school girls on spring break.

1/26/2009 4:16:38 PM

for old time's sake

1/26/2009 4:17:39 PM

i would still smash them guts

1/26/2009 4:19:18 PM

I feel like girls with big racks generally go on to get big with age.

1/26/2009 4:19:19 PM

Romo's hoping she gets right before training camp starts

1/26/2009 4:31:07 PM

I don't think shes actually gained that much weight. I think she just made a major wardrobe mistake and wore those really unflattering jeans.

1/26/2009 5:15:25 PM

Jessica Simpson is starting to resemble Anna Nicole.

1/26/2009 5:35:05 PM

Quote :

"I feel like girls with big racks generally go on to get big with age."

very true.

1/26/2009 5:37:07 PM

1/26/2009 5:47:05 PM

she could still get it any way she wanted it

1/26/2009 5:49:27 PM

she looks fine

mom jeans and two belts =/= fine

1/26/2009 5:49:59 PM

The sad thing is...that's not two belts.

That's one belt with elastic in back

1/26/2009 5:52:03 PM

She looks a-ok to me! I'd give it to her good. Those jeans & belt are hideous though. if she had normal clothes, maybe no one would notice.

1/28/2009 2:53:32 PM

One step closer to doing playboy.

1/28/2009 2:54:20 PM

She had a good run.

had

1/28/2009 2:57:05 PM

i don't believe it

1/28/2009 3:02:16 PM

1) From the back the belt looks kinda like a girdle.
2) Despite the black top you can make out some muffintop-esque spill over above the belt.
3) Hopefully this means that her standards are dropping as well. I would hit it now, but tell my grandkids that I hit in '04.

1/28/2009 3:06:10 PM

Quote :

"Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has a bone to pick with those who say her sister is looking a bit meatier than usual. "I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister's weight," Simpson wrote Tuesday on her website. "A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman's weight or figure as a headline on Fox News." Sure enough, Fox's website reported today that Jessica Simpson shocked fans Sunday at Radio 99.9 Kiss Country's Chili Cookoff in Pembroke Pines, Fla., with her "noticeably fuller figure" and had apparently "eased up on her fitness regimen a bit." Hmmph, says Ashlee. "All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard," the younger Simpson sis continued. "Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend? I seriously doubt it. How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure? Now we can focus on the things that really matter." Well, some of us can. In response to the hullabaloo caused by, at worst, a pair of unflattering high-waisted jeans, Simpson's former trainer told Extra that Jessica Simpson is perfectly healthy and "has curves where a woman needs to have curves. "We all go a little bit up and a little bit down," Hollywood trainer Harley Pasternak said. "But she's healthy. She's still sexy. She's still a beautiful woman. And I have no problem with the way she looks. I think if more people looked the way she looks now, the country would be a lot healthier." "

1/28/2009 3:08:16 PM

Jessica Blimpson

1/28/2009 3:08:19 PM

The silicone is beginning to age.

1/28/2009 3:09:12 PM

rofl @ ashleeee's comments

1/28/2009 3:11:02 PM

Isn't Ashlee the ugly younger sister who, despite getting her ugly nose fixed in attempt to become a celebrity after an embarrising lip-synching scandal on national TV, still isn't news worthy or liked?

1/28/2009 3:15:00 PM

I'd still smash both sisters

1/28/2009 3:31:18 PM

Quote :

""All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you're a celebrity, there shouldn't be a different standard," the younger Simpson sis continued. "

There is and there should...it comes with all that extra money you get. Deal with it

1/28/2009 3:31:36 PM

BABY COME BACK !!

YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON MEEEEEEEEE

1/28/2009 3:41:17 PM

Quote :

"caused by, at worst, a pair of unflattering high-waisted jeans"

Yeah, keep telling yourself that.

1/28/2009 3:43:35 PM

set em up

1/28/2009 4:17:11 PM