to start looking for a significant other and save myself a ton of money...

1/28/2009 2:39:27 PM

ha, go figure

1/28/2009 2:41:04 PM

I don't think you're expected to spend a lot of money on a new date around valentines day. If you've been with someone for several months or years, than yeah you have to shell out the $.

So you're safe. flowers and dinner and a movie would be sufficient.

1/28/2009 2:41:07 PM

i guess this works if this is how you rationalize it....

1/28/2009 2:41:53 PM

shit that's too much.

1/28/2009 2:42:20 PM

flowers and pizza?

1/28/2009 2:42:54 PM

if you pick up a new girl now, less than three weeks prior

it aint like you'll be spending more than a normal date anyways

you're just rationalizing your inability to pick up girls

it's a convenient excuse, but what'll you use on the 15th?

1/28/2009 2:43:23 PM

All I want is a hug.

1/28/2009 2:43:31 PM

Going to a bar single on Valentine's Day is like shooting fish in a barrel.

1/28/2009 2:43:42 PM

I met my girl last year on the 8th, next date was like the 11th. then i told her we wern't doing shit for valentines day. Im sure this year she is expecting something though.

1/28/2009 2:43:59 PM

Quote :

"All I want is a hug."

a kiss would be nice too

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 2:45 PM. Reason : but that's it]

1/28/2009 2:44:41 PM

definitely no $ spent on new girls for valentines

acknowledgment is key though

small amount of flowers/wine and a night in with her choice of movie should procure you some head at the very least.

1/28/2009 2:45:11 PM

Flowers = 10-?
Dinner = $20-?
Movie = $20 + concessions(usually forgo concessions)

So $50 minimum...

Flowers and Pizza wouldn't be too bad... but I already have plans to go skiing on valentines as an FU you wretched holiday...

1/28/2009 2:45:20 PM

Quote :

"Going to a bar single on Valentine's Day is like shooting fish in a barrel."

Nope. Guys who go to a bar on Vday to pick up a girl are sad creatures. Means they were too lame/dull to find a date first.

1/28/2009 2:46:39 PM

maybe they just want a piece of ass?

you could say the same thing about the girls, no?

1/28/2009 2:48:21 PM

actually...

if i had a bf i think i would let Valentine's Day be the one day of the year he could do anything he wanted to me and I wouldn't bitch about it...

1/28/2009 2:49:32 PM

i refuse to believe there isn't a girl out there thinking "hmmm, maybe i can find a sad guy at the bar tonight"


^that would be a wonderful/seasonal personal ad

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 2:50 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2009 2:49:33 PM

Nah, pick one up now. That way you can go ahead and find out if she's the type of bitch who has high expectations for a shitty made up holiday. It just might save you 11 months of wasted time dating someone who expects too much.

1/28/2009 2:50:47 PM

that's a pretty good point

1/28/2009 2:52:57 PM

Quote :

"Nope. Guys who go to a bar on Vday to pick up a girl are sad creatures. Means they were too lame/dull to find a date first."

haha.

shutup.

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 3:01 PM. Reason : .]

1/28/2009 2:59:08 PM

^^^^maybe i'll try it then

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 2:59 PM. Reason : asdf]

1/28/2009 2:59:22 PM

Quote :

"actually... if i had a bf i think i would let Valentine's Day be the one day of the year he could do anything he wanted to me and I wouldn't bitch about it..."

hi, let me introduce myself

1/28/2009 3:00:11 PM

obligatory

you can shoot in my barrel anytime

1/28/2009 3:01:14 PM

are there fish in this barrel?

1/28/2009 3:02:01 PM

is one day of not bitching about it really worth the other 364 of me bitching about it?

(that's not to say i wouldn't still do it...i'd probably just complain about it)

1/28/2009 3:02:07 PM

i think you underestimate the crazy shit i could come up with for that 1 day

1/28/2009 3:02:42 PM

Quote :

"you can shoot in my barrel anytime"

1/28/2009 3:02:59 PM

thanks for reminding me that I'll be single and sitting at home alone this valentines day.

1/28/2009 3:03:48 PM

what happened to saps?

1/28/2009 3:04:11 PM

^^^^apparently you underestimate the level of bitching i can achieve

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 3:04 PM. Reason : asdf]

1/28/2009 3:04:18 PM

well he is single too...so I guess that means we broke up

1/28/2009 3:04:36 PM

i'm surprised lp78 hasnt spouted off her rules yet

1/28/2009 3:04:55 PM

are you referring to

Quote :

"nothing up the butt and you can't pee on me"

1/28/2009 3:06:12 PM

^^EFF YOU DUFF

[Edited on January 28, 2009 at 3:07 PM. Reason : e]

1/28/2009 3:06:42 PM

1/28/2009 3:06:42 PM

Quote :

"are there fish in this barrel?"

technically you would be providing the swimmers if you were to shoot into her barrel...

1/28/2009 3:07:22 PM

EXACTLY

get on my level ho

1/28/2009 3:07:56 PM

mea culpa

1/28/2009 3:12:04 PM

^^ plz to embed that song... I haven't heard it in like 7 years

1/28/2009 3:15:35 PM

Quote :

""nothing up the butt and you can't pee on me""

well there go my ideas

1/28/2009 4:11:18 PM

Sooooo... I failed this thought path...

and I couldn't be happier for it

first time I've actually been EXCITED to give a valentines... b/c it's not entirely expected so I can get extra points for pretty much everything...

2/12/2009 9:52:35 PM

how does one "look" for a significant other?

2/12/2009 9:53:25 PM

I think you have to wear 3d-glasses

2/12/2009 9:53:59 PM

"looking" for a significant other is a 1 way trip into failtown.

2/12/2009 9:54:59 PM

Look = getting out and meeting people... I did... successfully... very successfully

I actually met a girl pretty much the night after I started this thread who for the first time hits every single one of my criterion of what I'm looking for in a girl... It's rather amazing

2/12/2009 9:56:50 PM

It is widely known that if you are single in November then you should wait until 2/15 to even consider getting involved with someone. Saves money on the 2 big "relationship" holidays, and after that you only need to worry about the birthday.

2/12/2009 9:58:17 PM

Quote :

"Nope. Guys who go to a bar on Vday to pick up a girl are sad creatures. Means they were too lame/dull to find a date first."

I'm gonna bang out some broad just for you.

2/12/2009 9:59:02 PM

Obligatory If You Have Someone You Better Stick Em Day

2/12/2009 10:00:20 PM

Quote :

"If you've been with someone for several months or years, than yeah you have to shell out the $."

it's that mentality that I HATE!

yeah....you deserve big $ just because you're a female, and you've been in a relationship for a while.
awesome.

2/12/2009 10:00:39 PM

eh, to be sappy for a second...

thats another reason why i'd only be in a relationship with a girl im happy to spend money on.

2/12/2009 10:12:37 PM