... so says Ted Haggard, former anti-homosexual crusader, mega-church pastor and president of National Association of Evangelicals

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" [Haggard] pretty much asked me if it was OK if he masturbated in front of me or masturbated in the bed next to me," Haas said. "I told him no, it would make me really uncomfortable. But he grabbed a bottle of lotion and started masturbating." Haas added, "(Haggard) used to say to me, 'You know what, Grant, you can become a man of God, and you can have a little bit of fun on the side.' " Haggard likened his struggles with his desires [to have sex with men] to the struggles faced by dieters who say, "'I'm not going to eat today' and then they eat." "I felt like God's plan was for sexuality to be in a monogamous, heterosexual marriage," he said. "I wanted that. But at the same time, I had these other things going on." His current therapist, he said, described him as "a heterosexual with complications." Haggard said he has, at least, another year of therapy ahead of him."

1/30/2009 11:47:25 AM

major :carl face:

1/30/2009 11:47:58 AM

they need to put that picture on Wikipedia under the Douche Bag definition.

1/30/2009 11:48:32 AM

ok, who was supposed to be Haggard's accountabilibuddy??

1/30/2009 11:50:39 AM

then who was phone?

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

1/30/2009 11:51:04 AM

Further proof that the most homophobic people are usually gay.

1/30/2009 11:52:13 AM

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"accountabilibuddy"

aha

what's even funnier, is you probably didn't make that up

1/30/2009 11:52:59 AM

of course I didn't make it up, it's from South Park

1/30/2009 11:56:56 AM

sounds like something that would have been implemented at one of the Summer Bible Camps i went to as a kid.

1/30/2009 12:00:51 PM

That was the South Park episode basically. Butters gets sent to a Christian camp to cure his bi-curiousness, everyone is assigned an accountabilibuddy.

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1/30/2009 12:02:20 PM

oh, i didnt go to THAT camp.

the bible camp i went to , the mortal dangers we had to resist was smoking cigarettes and fingerbanging some gal behind the chapel.

but i guess all sins are the same in the eyes of the Lord.

1/30/2009 12:07:03 PM

I, too, went to jesus camps as a kid.

Camp Chestnut Ridge, which was supposed to be centered around horseback riding, I think I was allowed to ride once teh rest of the time was spent in prayer circles and other such bullshit.

Also went to Camp Kanata which obviously isn't as jesusy.

1/30/2009 12:09:32 PM

That guy, grant haas, is my uncle

1/30/2009 12:28:11 PM

Stupid iPod

[Edited on January 30, 2009 at 12:29 PM. Reason : k]

1/30/2009 12:28:12 PM

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1/30/2009 1:10:06 PM