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evan
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1) the night before you have to proctor an exam the next morning


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1/30/2009 10:31:51 PM

NCJockGirl
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is it the r u ghey test?

1/30/2009 10:32:56 PM

evan
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yes. i am waking up at 7:30 on saturday to go proctor the "r u ghey test"

1/30/2009 10:34:06 PM

EMCE
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2) right before the annual 'The only way to make people stop raping you in the ass is to yell STOP' carnival

1/30/2009 10:34:52 PM

NCJockGirl
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well im waking up sunday to do it so dont get bitchy with me missy

1/30/2009 10:34:53 PM

evan
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missy?

i'll have you know that i have a fucking dick. that's right, a fucking dick.

FUCKING

DICK

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"2) right before the annual 'The only way to make people stop raping you in the ass is to yell STOP' carnival"


i think we may need to place this one at number one instead of mine.

1/30/2009 10:35:48 PM

NCJockGirl
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sssso sooorry.
i said it with a lissssp

1/30/2009 10:36:37 PM

evan
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okay, that's acceptable.

carry on.

1/30/2009 10:37:04 PM

Mr Grace
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do you fuck yourself with it?

1/30/2009 10:37:12 PM

evan
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i do not, nor do i have any desire to, fuck myself with my own dick.

however, that is completely irrelevant to the topic at hand, as losing your voice should not affect your ability to carry out auto-intercourse.

1/30/2009 10:37:34 PM

NCJockGirl
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ive seen a guy on some video site that stuck his balls in his asshole.
i would be impressed to see that live

1/30/2009 10:38:15 PM

evan
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i saw a video once (along with everyone else on the internet) where a black dude pulled his balls out of a chick's ass and yelled BOOYAH.

i've always wanted to do that.

1/30/2009 10:40:19 PM

BigMan157
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where are you going to find a black dude at this time of night though?

1/30/2009 10:42:18 PM

BigEgo
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3)right before your date with jessica biel

1/30/2009 10:46:53 PM

69
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while gobbling a knob for crack?

1/30/2009 10:47:28 PM

BridgetSPK
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Quote :
"2) right before the annual 'The only way to make people stop raping you in the ass is to yell STOP' carnival"


AHA, I was gonna say when someone is trying to get with you and you're not interested.

It happened to me once.

So much stock has been put in the word "No" that anything else seems like you're just being coy. Like, you can run away and shake your head and stuff, but if you don't say no, people are just like, "Playing hard to get, I like it!" So I had to shove him and grunt and make these weird facial expressions. He eventually put it together that something wasn't right and backed off.

1/30/2009 11:01:08 PM

Vix
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I've completely lost my voice. This is not good.

1/30/2009 11:49:24 PM

Snewf
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well, where was the last place you saw it?

1/30/2009 11:52:38 PM

JeffreyBSG
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^^^
I conquered my initial fear of women by going up to random girls on campus and striking up conversations with them, and sometimes they wouldn't even dignify me with a response. They would just give me a really dirty look, or shake their heads like Snoop Dogg, or frown and do a backhanded chop in the air.

You can say a lot without words.

1/31/2009 1:18:04 AM

BridgetSPK
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^Yeah, but I was friends with this person, and there was no reason for me to be mean or emphatic.

Plus, I didn't have time to think about it. I went to say, "No, sorry, not in the mood. Nice try though. AHA," (or some such shit), and nothing come out.

Some women have a hard enough time figuring out how to say no when they have their voice. Imagine not being able to speak.

Also, I think it's totally awesome you got out there like that. I never woulda snoop dogged your ass.

1/31/2009 2:05:21 AM

Big Business
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right before you make a thread about how you lost your voice right before you were about to have your proctor exam

I'm Big Business and i approved this message.

[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 2:06 AM. Reason : well for evan i guess thats the best time. to each her own]

1/31/2009 2:06:14 AM

wolfpackgrrr
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3) When you're working on a political campaign and your job is to work the phone banks.

Happened to me in 2004

1/31/2009 2:07:05 AM

OopsPowSrprs
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Go be gay somewhere else.

1/31/2009 3:23:14 AM

FailMcAIDS
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Go be gay somewhere else.

1/31/2009 3:38:16 AM

evan
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well that was an epic failure

long sheets of instructions to read out loud ftl

1/31/2009 11:27:12 AM

dweedle
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in the middle of a rock band song

1/31/2009 11:28:09 AM

BigMan157
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shoulda used a hawking talking doodad

1/31/2009 11:30:15 AM

Woodfoot
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^^
Quote :
"PLAY

MORE

COWBELL"


[Edited on January 31, 2009 at 11:32 AM. Reason : `]

1/31/2009 11:31:48 AM

djeternal
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Quote :
"proctor"


1/31/2009 11:32:09 AM

GrumpyGOP
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I am amazed that, with this many posts, nobody has tried to connect the voice loss with dick sucking. I don't know whether to be impressed that it hasn't happened, or depressed because I so fully expected it to.

1/31/2009 11:37:44 AM

evan
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ahahaa i didn't even think about someone saying that

1/31/2009 11:39:21 AM

dweedle
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or oppressed

1/31/2009 11:40:19 AM

mcfluffle
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Quote :
"I conquered my initial fear of women by going up to random girls on campus and striking up conversations with them, and sometimes they wouldn't even dignify me with a response. They would just give me a really dirty look, or shake their heads like Snoop Dogg, or frown and do a backhanded chop in the air."


o my

1/31/2009 11:52:15 AM

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