Someone asked me if my shoes are Corfams (fake patent leather)cause I polish them so good. The dentist should borrow my shoes for a tooth mirrorCorfams - ]
1/31/2009 3:10:04 PM
my shoes are muted as fuck
1/31/2009 3:10:48 PM
You could bounce lasers off that shoe.
1/31/2009 3:12:07 PM
You could bounce quarters off that ass
1/31/2009 3:12:54 PM
wanna polish mine? they look like shit
1/31/2009 3:13:13 PM
You could turn Medusa to stone with that shoe
1/31/2009 3:21:00 PM
i'm not a fan of shiny shoes, but if you're going to wear shiny shoes, i supposed its good to make sure your shiny shoes are as shiny as shiny shoes can be
1/31/2009 3:21:26 PM
You could wear a black belt with that shoe
1/31/2009 3:21:42 PM
You could wear a skirt with those shoes. http://www.ibdb.com/production.php?id=4174
1/31/2009 4:52:54 PM
Haha I thought this thread was gonna be about your sharpshooter badge.
1/31/2009 5:42:26 PM
remember to wear underwear now
1/31/2009 5:51:55 PM
1/31/2009 6:00:36 PM
Mine have oil, EHC, circ water debris, general grime, plus the are the fuzzy leather not the shiny stuff
1/31/2009 7:47:05 PM
really, how often do you look at a man's shoes
1/31/2009 7:49:23 PM
whats your secret
1/31/2009 7:51:32 PM
I bet if I think about it real hard I could remember my first pair of shoes.
1/31/2009 9:09:30 PM
^ i'm calling bullshit.
1/31/2009 9:17:03 PM
1/31/2009 10:55:08 PM
http://www.batesfootwear.com/US/Product/NP/Military/Bates-Lites-Black-Leather-Oxford.aspxBest dress shoes ever.Spit shine FTW.
1/31/2009 11:13:56 PM
So why don't you just get a pair of corframs?
2/2/2009 10:15:11 PM
Polishing shoes ftl
2/2/2009 10:18:39 PM
for one, corfams are like little ovens on your feet. They don't breathe well at all and get really hot in the summer. they can't be polished, so if they get a scuff you just gotta buy new onesAnd partly because Corfams are great and shiny and that's what we want, but a lot of people respect someone who puts time into making their shoes look good. It shows that you care about yourself
2/2/2009 10:19:10 PM
people polish their boots outside of basic?[Edited on February 2, 2009 at 10:21 PM. Reason : this must be for the desk jockeys]
2/2/2009 10:21:40 PM
shoes, not boots (see pic) ]
2/2/2009 10:22:52 PM
I feel like my boots don't hold their shine. I can make them look awesome, but by the end of the shift they are shitty again.
2/2/2009 10:23:02 PM
that is one of the main things i do not miss about the militarythe soldiers these days have it easy with wash and wear uniforms and desert boots/vet rant
2/2/2009 10:25:47 PM
are they still issuing boots you have to polish? we went to the all suede a while ago
2/2/2009 10:26:39 PM
2/2/2009 10:30:41 PM